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Pmoore and JWoods found Chad's Gap

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JWoods
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The common misconception spread through the social network mediums on Newschoolers and other areas of skiing culture is that Chad's Gap has been blown up by ski patrol. We always suspected that this rumor was nothing but fallacy, and here is the picture that proves our beliefs.
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Here it is, if you head out of Salt Lake City on highway 6 towards West Wendover and Mammoth Mountain you will find Chad's Gap. It's approximately 15 minutes outside of the beautiful (not) city of Tonopah. If you hit Mammoth you've gone too far.
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We have formulated the hypothesis that the real reason for the disappearance of Chad's Gap is not that ski patrol has removed it from the face of the planet via the use of explosives, but rather, intergalactic beings have facilitated its relocation from Utah to somewhere just inside the Nevada border.
Why might aliens move this historic landmark from skiing history and the sight of THall's unfortunate demise? Our hypothesis? Kris Ostness is in contact with trans-dimensional hyperintelligent space beings and he requested that they hide Chad's so that no movie will ever 1-up the famous Teddybear Crisis.

Believe it or not.

Spark Notes: Kris Ostness made aliens move Chad's Gap to Nevada.
Oct 23 2011 10:22PM
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AwR
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Wait...what the hell does MFM have to do with Mack Dawg?
Oct 24 2011 3:17PM
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stickski
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you cant just go and move chads gap..
Oct 24 2011 3:29PM
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Orrin
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This, this is a good thread.
Oct 24 2011 4:06PM
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CatDaddy
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Link to original chads gap thread?
Oct 24 2011 5:02PM
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JWoods
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For you sir https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/76398/
Oct 24 2011 5:25PM
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CatDaddy
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Greatly appreciated
Oct 24 2011 5:47PM
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-emile-
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a foon ?
a spork ?
Oct 24 2011 5:49PM
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Jpurd
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my ankles
Oct 24 2011 5:54PM
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-Dan
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is this thread?
Oct 24 2011 5:56PM
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G_Hundo
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we can't but the aliens that did it can

Oct 24 2011 5:59PM
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.frenchy
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omg epic

And lets get a big group of NSers and move it back to its rightful home!! NEAR THE BOTTOM OF ALTA.
Oct 24 2011 6:01PM
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TWoods
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kids these days need to open up a history book every once in a while.
Oct 24 2011 6:02PM
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BrownBomber
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to bad all the videos of those guys hitting it got taken down. Wanted to see those.
Oct 24 2011 6:05PM
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JWoods
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It's another Kris Ostness conspiracy obviously...
Oct 24 2011 6:08PM
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Dwarftosser1
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Who the hell calls it a foon?
Oct 24 2011 6:09PM
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-emile-
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork
haha
Oct 24 2011 6:14PM
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syrup.
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Oct 24 2011 7:00PM
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JWoods
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naw dawg
Oct 24 2011 11:18PM
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GayWolf420
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Oct 25 2011 1:05AM
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Troy.
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Did the aliens put the dynamite in THall's boots in the first place to use as an excuse on why to move Chad's gap to Nevada? I mean, there isn't much for Aliens chilling in Area 51 to do in their off time.
Oct 25 2011 1:33AM
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4FRNT
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Well, according to Google, we have Chad's Gap.
Oct 25 2011 12:03PM
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4FRNT
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http://www.4frnt.com/images/ChadsGap.png Full Sized Here
Oct 25 2011 12:08PM
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Pmoore
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touche 4frnt touche....
Oct 25 2011 12:16PM
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JWoods
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False leads, Ostness strikes again...
Oct 25 2011 12:18PM
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1337
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i facepalmed so hard seeing that :(
Oct 25 2011 12:26PM
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GrabsForFun
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Epic thread!
Oct 25 2011 12:45PM
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thebigbh88
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so i heard there was a mythical dragon guarding Chads gap before it got moved... the battle between the aliens and the dragon would've been EPIC... just sayin
Oct 25 2011 1:17PM
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Timotheezy.
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Thank you for exposing the truth
Oct 25 2011 1:34PM
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ForeverYung
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Nobel prize.
Oct 25 2011 5:35PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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this is a very magical sight
Oct 25 2011 5:54PM
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Powderhauser
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and at some point somebody is gonna put a resort on this hump and it will be even less of a secret..
Oct 25 2011 6:10PM
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k-hiro
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If they build a resort there MFM is gonna ef their day up!
Oct 30 2011 11:22PM
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Pool.
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so, 4frnt is aliens?
Oct 30 2011 11:42PM
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kvan
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haha brilliant
Oct 30 2011 11:52PM
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theabortionator
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chad died
Dec 1 2011 11:25PM
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