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Pmoore and JWoods found Chad's Gap

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JWoods
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The common misconception spread through the social network mediums on Newschoolers and other areas of skiing culture is that Chad's Gap has been blown up by ski patrol. We always suspected that this rumor was nothing but fallacy, and here is the picture that proves our beliefs.
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Here it is, if you head out of Salt Lake City on highway 6 towards West Wendover and Mammoth Mountain you will find Chad's Gap. It's approximately 15 minutes outside of the beautiful (not) city of Tonopah. If you hit Mammoth you've gone too far.
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We have formulated the hypothesis that the real reason for the disappearance of Chad's Gap is not that ski patrol has removed it from the face of the planet via the use of explosives, but rather, intergalactic beings have facilitated its relocation from Utah to somewhere just inside the Nevada border.
Why might aliens move this historic landmark from skiing history and the sight of THall's unfortunate demise? Our hypothesis? Kris Ostness is in contact with trans-dimensional hyperintelligent space beings and he requested that they hide Chad's so that no movie will ever 1-up the famous Teddybear Crisis.

Believe it or not.

Spark Notes: Kris Ostness made aliens move Chad's Gap to Nevada.
Oct 23 2011 10:22PM
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Sklar
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1st
Oct 23 2011 10:25PM
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egg.
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you have great logic
Oct 23 2011 10:26PM
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Big5hifty
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but were they ancient aliens? and first page claim.
Oct 23 2011 10:28PM
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welll if we wanna go into details the aliens were protecting it from the  ski patrol  obviously. ET had to repay his debt to humanity
Oct 23 2011 10:29PM
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OldDirtyPete
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If aliens even thought about moving Chad's Gap, MFM would kick their ass.
Oct 23 2011 10:29PM
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JStrathern
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Oh shit
Oct 23 2011 10:29PM
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lukemeahan.
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This is awesome

Oct 23 2011 10:30PM
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Powderhauser
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Oct 23 2011 10:33PM
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JHendrix
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lololol....nah but srsly how you get to chad's gap?
Oct 23 2011 10:35PM
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Wilsooon
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It all makes sense now...
Oct 23 2011 10:36PM
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JWoods
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Yo the aliens heard you like facepalms soooo.....
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Oct 23 2011 10:36PM
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steezy.stew
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Oct 23 2011 10:38PM
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POW-WOW
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Yeah you can tell because of the tree in the landing!
Oct 23 2011 10:38PM
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Blurst
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Yep he and the Mack Dawg crew run that shit
Oct 23 2011 10:39PM
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send_it
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So thats what happened.
Oct 23 2011 10:41PM
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POW-WOW
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I wonder if they moved Tanner's ankles/dignity too?
Oct 23 2011 10:41PM
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rareison
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Haha I lost.
Oct 23 2011 10:45PM
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chuck_testa
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only logical reason
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Oct 23 2011 10:48PM
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Jeffmnicholas
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i lost
Oct 23 2011 10:51PM
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Chompo.
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makes sense to me
Oct 23 2011 10:51PM
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james6345789
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Oct 23 2011 10:52PM
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Pmoore
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Oct 23 2011 10:52PM
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lorax
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I heard that the aliens communicate in loud frantic yelling.
Oct 23 2011 10:59PM
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triebby
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MY GOD, the intel has been confirmed. If they can get to Ostness, they can get to anyone. This is it folks, put The Black Watch on highest alert and have your sporks at the ready at all times.
Oct 23 2011 11:01PM
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willy_baller
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this fight would be as good as hot dog vs. hamburger
Oct 23 2011 11:11PM
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Shenanigans
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I concur.
Oct 23 2011 11:55PM
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Tree60
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I would watch that movie
Oct 24 2011 12:00AM
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kootenayklaus
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i love newschoolers.
Oct 24 2011 1:06AM
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bnewbs6
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I beleive it!
Oct 24 2011 1:11AM
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easy.steezy
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Oct 24 2011 1:14AM
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LDV
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Oct 24 2011 1:17AM
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TWoods
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Oct 24 2011 2:01AM
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DIX~
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I did not find this amusing
Oct 24 2011 2:04AM
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nkmo.
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Oct 24 2011 2:10AM
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BrownBomber
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To think i spent the whole summer looking in the wrong state....
 
So does this make the new callout "How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of mammoth"?
Oct 24 2011 2:10AM
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Mr.Turtle
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well duh
Oct 24 2011 2:23AM
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GayWolf420
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Quoting for emphasis. Rumor has it this dudes hair is a creation of billions of millions of alien life forms. The same species that moved chad's gap.
Oct 24 2011 2:28AM
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ThaLetterM.
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I live in salt lake, and I can confirm this.
Oct 24 2011 2:37AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Oct 24 2011 2:52AM
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84891jnf92048
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first page
Oct 24 2011 8:25AM
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ORDEAL
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good job sir
Oct 24 2011 8:30AM
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infuser
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crazy how a gap could move like that

i'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens

Oct 24 2011 8:36AM
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TheGnarwhal
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http://youtu.be/7ezEjae4WyM
Oct 24 2011 8:53AM
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EC-Skier
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but if they moved Chads Gap..... Did they move the dog guarding it too?
Oct 24 2011 1:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
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so what you're saying is that the time/space fabric that holds together the entire universe has folded around chads gap, creating a huge gravitational anomaly, thereby translocating it to Nevada ?

if so, that sounds pretty plausible to me ...
would also explain a lot !

Oct 24 2011 1:32PM
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Pmoore
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finally someone gets it!

haha well said, well said.
Oct 24 2011 1:50PM
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seward
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Oct 24 2011 2:07PM
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stupendous-man
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i know how to get there but only from the bottom of alta
Oct 24 2011 2:10PM
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Sherlock_Holmes
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i hope travis heed sees this and has something to say
Oct 24 2011 2:12PM
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JWoods
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I'm disappoint that you didn't find this first inspector Holmes...
Oct 24 2011 2:14PM
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