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OG_lock
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,615
i started asking my friends about this and some of them say they never do in public toilets, i can claim i have never sat on a public toilet without tp all over it. Even at other peoples houses i cover it up. im curious to see who else doesnt use it, especially girls like damn thats a turn off if they dont.
Oct 23 2011 5:31PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
I don't use that shit. You're a pussy
Oct 23 2011 5:33PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
I pee on toilet seats.
Oct 23 2011 5:33PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
you better quiet down now...before i need to take ya out back and put ya down...
Oct 23 2011 5:33PM
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pissbutt
Posts: 127 - Karma: 11
I always use toilet protection public toilet are nasty
Oct 23 2011 5:33PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I dont do it in my friends house unless theres shit on the seat. I always do it in public toilets, theres probably so much ass bits left over from the fat hairy 50 year old who just walked out
Oct 23 2011 5:34PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I only do it at nasty bathrooms (McDonalds, Gas station, etc). Otherwise I just do it.

ALTHOUGH

I will usually put down three squares in the toilet. That way you get no AIDS infested toilet water backsplash...I'm hoping all NS'ers know about this trick...
Oct 23 2011 5:34PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
i always clean it with my tongue before i squat for a dookey
Oct 23 2011 5:37PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
hahaha, i didn't even notice
Oct 23 2011 5:39PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
that's retarded and a waste of paper. it's not like people shit on the seat. if they have then i will not use the toilet at all
Oct 23 2011 5:42PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,497

never...  man the fuck up.. its just ass....  unless its shit and then i poop on the seat to make sure its not loneley

Oct 23 2011 5:43PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
but cant you get AIDS from a toilet seat????????????????????
Oct 23 2011 5:44PM
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pissbutt
Posts: 127 - Karma: 11
you could for sure get some crabs or some type of disease
Oct 23 2011 5:47PM
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Bro.J.
Posts: 184 - Karma: 13
I have seriously never sat on a public toilet before. Never used a porto-potty either. U mad?
Oct 23 2011 5:47PM
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pissbutt
Posts: 127 - Karma: 11
you have a small dick...
Oct 23 2011 5:48PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

tp is for wiping your ass. 

but not too much according to sheryl crow

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2007/apr/23/musicnews.music

Oct 23 2011 5:49PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
your icon is the myspace logo...your argument is invalid.
Oct 23 2011 5:49PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
lol
Oct 23 2011 5:50PM
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Bro.J.
Posts: 184 - Karma: 13
I've been doing cock pushups to try and make it bigger...
Oct 23 2011 5:50PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
Hahaha yes.
Oct 23 2011 5:52PM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
Wipe the piss off, and you're cleared for landing
Oct 23 2011 5:53PM
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pissbutt
Posts: 127 - Karma: 11
I've been using a pully machine that strechs it put it works wonders. hurts a little tho.
Oct 23 2011 5:54PM
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Bro.J.
Posts: 184 - Karma: 13
Do you have a penile strain gauge attached to it?
Oct 23 2011 5:55PM
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pissbutt
Posts: 127 - Karma: 11
Its called a joke asshole
Oct 23 2011 5:56PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Lol you're a bitch. Doing it at your friends houses? Really? The only time I do it is if there's piss on the seat, then I wipe it off and put some TP on. Or if it's a nasty ass public bathroom. But otherwise, fuck it. Besides, toilet seats are actually pretty clean in terms of bacteria and stuff. There's way more bacteria on your fuckin cell phone.
Oct 23 2011 5:56PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
This one time, there was piss and shit on the seat of the only toilet available, so i had to crouch over the toilet cleverly avoiding the piss & shit. cool story, i know.
Oct 23 2011 6:02PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

You dont want chemikals in your butt, use toilet protection.

Oct 23 2011 6:07PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Its just a butt
Oct 23 2011 6:17PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
i just your butt.. better than your sisters mouth on it again
Oct 23 2011 6:20PM
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OG_lock
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,615

damn still no girl input

Oct 24 2011 4:46PM
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mehregan15
Posts: 780 - Karma: 753
doing it at your friends house might mean you're a germaphobe.

man up and sit your ass down.
Oct 24 2011 5:04PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
i never do. first off, toilet seats are a lot cleaner than you think and a hell of a lot cleaner than most other things you touch. second, i dont think you can absorb germs through your skin, and finally, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger anyways. the more times you get a horrible disease, the better!
Oct 24 2011 5:52PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
Its all about the Ass Gasket man.

If im not at home or someones house I always use a gasket.
Oct 24 2011 6:01PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
buahahaha
Oct 24 2011 6:05PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
I use what I like to call the natural shitting position. Basically the fundamentals are to maintain a solid no-contact squat over the toilet bowl by utilizing a wide stance and a strong core. When performed properly there will be an automatic spread of the ass cheeks that allows a victory to be had each and every time. (for those unfamiliar with the term "victory" it is when you don't require the use of toilet paper after defecation.)
Oct 24 2011 6:05PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
theres a reason why we have more then just a hole int he ground.

obvy check the seat, it it looks clean, just fucking sit down u arnt gunna die.
Oct 24 2011 6:10PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
Everywhere but at home
Oct 24 2011 6:22PM
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NsnS79
Posts: 481 - Karma: 60
eagle's nesting it up. i hate using public toilets, even in my dorm when there is not really that many people using them. i think its kinda nasty
Oct 24 2011 6:25PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
i just swing a leg over the top of the stall on each side of me and shit down into the toilet. its fun and you get 4 foot splashes
Oct 24 2011 7:58PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Many lolz were had in this thread. I just wipe it some toilet paper first, and then drop bombs.
Oct 24 2011 8:01PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Guys, his name is pissbutt. Someone clearly pee'd in his butt. He's mad.
Oct 24 2011 8:06PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i lost so hard. i've never heard anyone say "ass bits" before but now i will start doing so haha
Oct 24 2011 8:10PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
SOMETIMES I PISS ALL OVER THE SEAT AND HANDLE ON PURPOSE.
Oct 24 2011 8:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
THAT'S PRETTY INCONSIDERATE OF YOU BRO


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Sanitary Steve the dolphin does not approve
Oct 24 2011 8:13PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
Are you in college yet? putting toilet paper down in dorm room bathrooms will get old really fast. i don't even care anymore as long as there isn't piss all over the fucking seat
Oct 24 2011 9:17PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
Are you in college yet? putting toilet paper down in dorm room bathrooms will get old really fast. i don't even care anymore as long as there isn't piss all over the fucking seat
Oct 24 2011 9:17PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
but if you squat then the shit falls farther and it splashes in your ass. then you have to spray mr. clean in your asshole so you dont get snapping turtle disease (STDs)
Oct 24 2011 9:59PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
wow, people are really worried about some pretty mundane stuff
Oct 24 2011 10:06PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
while toilet seats may have less bacteria than a cell phone^^, the types of bacteria on a toilet seat are much scarier.
Oct 24 2011 10:19PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
You guys are fucking retarded. Man the fuck up and sit on the damn seat. The grossest dirtiest most bacterial stuff is actually coming OUT OF YOUR ASS. You don't have anything to worry about from sitting on a piece of porcelain or plastic.
Oct 24 2011 10:34PM
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Woodenshjips
Posts: 432 - Karma: 83
fuck dat shit, if i gotta take a shit im sittin my ass down cause usually they are fucking massive and take forever come out so im not gonna waist my time fucking wrapping the toliet around with toliet paper. if i have to i will stand and take a shit.
Oct 24 2011 10:37PM
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