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SterlingArcher
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I had an encounter at the bar last night that prompted me to remember this..

A few years ago when I was 18 every weekend in the summer I'd take a drive from Steamboat down to Denver to skate at woodward  (before Colorado Mills closed it). So one day I was skating and notice there was some hot chick taking pictures of everyone skating and thought nothing of it. That night went back to the hotel room, got on the web and screwed around on myspace. (pre-facebook era)  So SOMEHOW this chick found me and friend requested me so I accept.  Next day I go back to skate and shes there again.. I strike up a conversation with her and she seems cool and all.. so we ditch the skatepark and go hit up some stores and get some grub. So that evening I said she could come chill at my hotel.. so she did. I'll never forget... we laying on the bed watching idiocracy and out of no where she starts acting all hot and bothered.  She started rubbing herself and playing with her hair...I was thinking "woah shit....this was easy".. So she just gets on me and says stuff like im so horny and blah blah blah.. DTF,  so we do it.   epic.. seriously epic..  Afterwards shes says.. "im not on birth control so i could get preggo again"  AHHHH FUCK BITCH..   ....again????

HERES where it gets weird.. she calls me up 2 days later and invites me to her house for a BBQ.  So i drive over.. knock on her door and some guy answers.. i asked for Laura..   she comes up behind him and introduces me to her husband.. WHAT......THE....EFFING...FUCK.  she wasnt wearing a ring when i saw her so i had no idea!  I come in anyways,  then they're like meet our two daughters who are like 3 and 6.  wow.. ok.. so I decide to stay and chill because i didnt want to be rude and turn down food, but the whole time i was sitting there eating and making conversation with her and her husband was thinking "o shit i fucked ur wife...dude...i fucked ur wife, sorry!"  Night rolls on and i end up drinking with them and decide to crash at their house. its like 1am, everyones sleeping upstairs and im shit-housed downstairs playing mario cart wii and she sneaks down is like... "i wanna do it,  ive been trying to hold it in all day"  Was like...BITCH YOUR FUCKIN MARRIED WITH KIDS. I asked how old she was... "38"   she looked like she was 21..  but she seduced me and a caved and fucked her again..  damage was already done.. i  already knew i was going to hell.. she tricked me in the first place..  but regrets?  not really... she was pro and what she did.

I leave next morning and was in mind fucked about what happened to me.

Anyone else got similar stories???

Oct 23 2011 1:32PM
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.Capn.
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niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oct 23 2011 6:41PM
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RubberSoul
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to anyone who doesnt believe him, don't be so skeptical. there are some CRAZY women out there. just last week me and a bro got sequestered by some crazy aggressive older women, i asked one of them if she wanted to leave with me and she's like yeah..but i have a 'situation'. im thinking a friend she's with, turns out it was a husband she introduced me to moments later.. wow. there are always so many of them at the bar, my buddy's nailed a crazy 45 year old, but unfortunately my closing the deal with mothers is limited to a girl my age, so she's not the sexy milf of fantasies but just a retard who unsurprisingly got knocked up young..

Oct 23 2011 6:43PM
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PopsicleStand
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holy own thread bumpage batman
Oct 23 2011 6:44PM
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SterlingArcher
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more milfs

heidi klum

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mariah even tho shes a bitch irl

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and not so much..

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Oct 23 2011 6:45PM
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mmallender.
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you sir are a gentleman and a hero..... scratch that, there is nothing gentlemanly about what you did, youre just a hero
Oct 23 2011 6:56PM
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MrYeates
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Epic as fuck.
Oct 23 2011 7:09PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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girl in blue dress.
Oct 23 2011 7:10PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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girl in blue dress.
Oct 23 2011 7:10PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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10/10 and i wish it would go higher
Oct 23 2011 7:11PM
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egg.
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largest win on the planet if true.
Oct 23 2011 7:15PM
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AwR
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this is the rare occasion where "pics or it didnt happen" came true.

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Oct 23 2011 7:21PM
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bo0b
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Un-eth-ickal?
Oct 23 2011 7:27PM
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TijmenDal
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Epic story.

I believe you, why wouldn't I, but here's the thing. There's so much claim topics on NS, but none of 'em have pics. The ones you posted could be of any woman (again, I believe it's her), but I'm just scared there's going to be a shitload of claim topics with false pics or whatever.

I read the whole topic and the guy on the 2nd page is just a jealous fuck. I should get laid with an older woman sometime... Try before you die...
Oct 23 2011 7:29PM
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Radio
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wait, im not one of the people that are going to be ignorant and not believe you, cuz i do, the pic prove it. but didt you say she was like 30? how would she have kids in college?
Oct 23 2011 7:32PM
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LIL_WAT
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hahahahaha great thread
Oct 23 2011 7:36PM
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SterlingArcher
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slutty as a teenager would explain her track record..?. otherwise i have no idea.. going off guesses and what she said
Oct 23 2011 7:37PM
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TonicAura
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Well didn't you say she was 38 and her oldest kid was 6? That seems fairly normal.
Oct 23 2011 7:39PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Nah she had kids that were 6 and 3, but also 2 older ones in college. Only the younger ones were home when he went there.
Oct 23 2011 7:40PM
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SterlingArcher
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yeah but she had 2 sons in their teens who lived with their biological dad and not her...they were in hs or entering college at the time.  thats what isnt normal
Oct 23 2011 7:41PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Not really, that makes them ~18-20 so that means she had them when she was 19 or 20. Not too unnatural.
Oct 23 2011 7:45PM
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Capernicus
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Do you think she had sex with that 20 year old girl before too?
Did her husband?
Did you?...That could be a great porn movie.
Oct 23 2011 7:46PM
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SterlingArcher
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bump
Oct 23 2011 8:53PM
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soulskier
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why
Oct 23 2011 8:56PM
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SterlingArcher
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i cant believe no one else has any cougar related stories.. ???

Oct 23 2011 8:58PM
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Bodhisattva_
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This thread is no longer pertinent. Do not bump. You attention whore.
Oct 23 2011 8:58PM
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Phil-X-
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Oct 23 2011 9:03PM
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-ROY-
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thats pretty cool.
Oct 23 2011 9:06PM
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Joebin
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Sir, you have just won the "Only MILF claim on NS'rs with pics to prove it happened" contest.

For your valiant efforts I award you over 9000 internets and bestow you the surname of NSG oven-fuhrer.





But seriously this thread is fucking epic
Oct 23 2011 9:18PM
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CRiP
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first claim thread ive ever seen where pics were provided. nice work
Oct 23 2011 9:57PM
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CatDaddy
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OMG picas
Oct 23 2011 10:27PM
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CatDaddy
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Pics* fuhhking iPhone
Oct 23 2011 10:29PM
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Mr.Gaga
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picapi... picachu!!
Oct 24 2011 12:44AM
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tripnip
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ahh I live right next to the mills, I used to skate there. my friend fucked her out was back in 09 you know what they say about a fucking town bike. dude small world.
Oct 24 2011 12:53AM
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zues
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this is a fucking great story
Oct 24 2011 1:21AM
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northeast
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go back in twenty years and band the daughters because she can't get mad because she did the same thing with you.
Oct 24 2011 1:38AM
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Jib-Ninja
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My gut feeling tells me to not beleive this for a second.

But then again i must give you an E-brofist for the slight chance this is true.

Oct 24 2011 1:58AM
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JayDope
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i have multiple cougar related stories, but i just got back from a MILFs house....cougar doesnt = milf
Oct 24 2011 2:13AM
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SterlingArcher
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explain the difference
Oct 24 2011 2:14AM
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JayDope
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a milf can be a cougar, but a cougar is not always a milf.....a cougar is atleast 35 but does NOT have to have children, a MILF well "mother id like to fuck" obviously has children....i literally just got back from a milfs house, shes 41, has 2 children, but they r with her husband for the weekend....ive been with 3 cougars, a 49 yr old i picked up from the pickle barrel in killington, a 37yr old national poc sales rep, a 37yr old swinger, and this one isnt a cougar but she was 31 (not old enough to be a cougar)...there is a difference
Oct 24 2011 2:18AM
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timmi
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quite a while ago there was a milf thread with video. Guys buddy filmed him nailing her or something.
Oct 24 2011 2:25AM
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SterlingArcher
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okay.  correct word usage.  check

i dont have any other milf stories.. but in 08/09 i met a chick my age from ling island on vacation who gave me handjobs on the park chair in steamboat everyday before she went back home.

Oct 24 2011 2:44AM
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Negro_Jesus
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threads cuz i wanna be in here before 10 pages just incase its not a troll, didnt read the whole thing to find out, too lazy. bed time naow, night everyone
Oct 24 2011 2:55AM
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Pool.
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thats whacked, props to you man
Oct 24 2011 3:35AM
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Tze.C
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lol so epic. props
Oct 24 2011 5:31AM
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.spaghetticat.
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:O
Oct 24 2011 7:37AM
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mehregan15
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nice...
Oct 24 2011 12:04PM
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jibjunkie
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epic
Oct 24 2011 12:11PM
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Blindsurfer
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bro thats sick, reminds me of the time i fucked megan fox and jessica alba on the same night
Oct 24 2011 12:24PM
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SterlingArcher
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PROPS
Oct 24 2011 12:26PM
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