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SterlingArcher
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I had an encounter at the bar last night that prompted me to remember this..

A few years ago when I was 18 every weekend in the summer I'd take a drive from Steamboat down to Denver to skate at woodward  (before Colorado Mills closed it). So one day I was skating and notice there was some hot chick taking pictures of everyone skating and thought nothing of it. That night went back to the hotel room, got on the web and screwed around on myspace. (pre-facebook era)  So SOMEHOW this chick found me and friend requested me so I accept.  Next day I go back to skate and shes there again.. I strike up a conversation with her and she seems cool and all.. so we ditch the skatepark and go hit up some stores and get some grub. So that evening I said she could come chill at my hotel.. so she did. I'll never forget... we laying on the bed watching idiocracy and out of no where she starts acting all hot and bothered.  She started rubbing herself and playing with her hair...I was thinking "woah shit....this was easy".. So she just gets on me and says stuff like im so horny and blah blah blah.. DTF,  so we do it.   epic.. seriously epic..  Afterwards shes says.. "im not on birth control so i could get preggo again"  AHHHH FUCK BITCH..   ....again????

HERES where it gets weird.. she calls me up 2 days later and invites me to her house for a BBQ.  So i drive over.. knock on her door and some guy answers.. i asked for Laura..   she comes up behind him and introduces me to her husband.. WHAT......THE....EFFING...FUCK.  she wasnt wearing a ring when i saw her so i had no idea!  I come in anyways,  then they're like meet our two daughters who are like 3 and 6.  wow.. ok.. so I decide to stay and chill because i didnt want to be rude and turn down food, but the whole time i was sitting there eating and making conversation with her and her husband was thinking "o shit i fucked ur wife...dude...i fucked ur wife, sorry!"  Night rolls on and i end up drinking with them and decide to crash at their house. its like 1am, everyones sleeping upstairs and im shit-housed downstairs playing mario cart wii and she sneaks down is like... "i wanna do it,  ive been trying to hold it in all day"  Was like...BITCH YOUR FUCKIN MARRIED WITH KIDS. I asked how old she was... "38"   she looked like she was 21..  but she seduced me and a caved and fucked her again..  damage was already done.. i  already knew i was going to hell.. she tricked me in the first place..  but regrets?  not really... she was pro and what she did.

I leave next morning and was in mind fucked about what happened to me.

Anyone else got similar stories???

Oct 23 2011 1:32PM
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Njens.
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holy shit.
Oct 23 2011 3:12PM
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wasatch_rat
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epic family destroying fuck sounds epic. hope it was worth it man because your brewin up a shitstorm
Oct 23 2011 3:16PM
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SterlingArcher
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they were almost thru with a divorce is what i learned,  and from what ive heard recently is shes single and back to her scandelous ways..and her husband was gettin it in with a some chick who worked at a ice cream shop..   so im not too worried.  they were already fucked before i came along.
Oct 23 2011 3:20PM
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SterlingArcher
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they were almost thru with a divorce is what i learned,  and from what ive heard recently is shes single and back to her scandelous ways..and her husband was gettin it in with a some chick who worked at a ice cream shop..   so im not too worried.  they were already fucked before i came along.
Oct 23 2011 3:20PM
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*Bird
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so did she get prego?
Oct 23 2011 3:22PM
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SterlingArcher
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no
Oct 23 2011 3:27PM
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PopsicleStand
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you busted inside her full on without a condom and not knowing whether or not she was on hormonal BC?
Oct 23 2011 3:34PM
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SterlingArcher
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i had a rain coat. 
Oct 23 2011 3:35PM
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OG_lock
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abd the dad/ husband didnt wonder why you were there?
Oct 23 2011 3:35PM
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SterlingArcher
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idk.  i dont doubt he did wonder. but he never asked me personally

Oct 23 2011 3:37PM
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Deluge
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I seriously thought this was all bull shit but you actually had pics soo mad props to you man
Oct 23 2011 3:39PM
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I_Am_Mod
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i approve of this thread!
Oct 23 2011 3:41PM
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CMullins
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epic
Oct 23 2011 3:44PM
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SterlingArcher
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Cougars are everywhere.

obviously the bars is the best place to meet one, no middle aged woman is gonna go out alone to a bar dressed scantily clad in the middle of winter unless shes looking for vitamin D.  I know some of you have stories out there can agree.  college town, ski town, po dunk town.. everywheres got em..  there is a handful of "stifler's moms" in every city..

Oct 23 2011 3:45PM
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erikK
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So did she get pregnant again or not?
Oct 23 2011 3:58PM
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SterlingArcher
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read 9 posts ago

and invest and glasses

Oct 23 2011 3:59PM
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erikK
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Oh shit, only bothered reading the first page
Oct 23 2011 4:03PM
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Seth.S
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Great story + pics = EPIC story
Oct 23 2011 4:35PM
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wesley.
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toasting in epic bread
Oct 23 2011 4:40PM
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PhaedeD
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great story..

i wish i could be working on a story like this but i have a girl which is fine with me anyways.

someday......
Oct 23 2011 4:40PM
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feihlination
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so one the kids is yours?
Oct 23 2011 4:40PM
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AWALLRUS.
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-HONEY I INVITED EPICFAILTIME OVER FOR A BBQ

-OH WHOS THIS AND HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM

-WE FUC-....HE SKATEBOARDS

-...OKAY DEAR.
Oct 23 2011 4:42PM
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SterlingArcher
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+k for other stories.   if she was over 70 your story is null and void.

Oct 23 2011 4:43PM
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EricaMN.
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hahahahahahaha
Oct 23 2011 4:46PM
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wait.what
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First
Oct 23 2011 4:49PM
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hendriab
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why would it be a big deal to bust inside her if you were wearing a jacket? and what the fuck was the father thinking. Unless you have a picture of you banging this chick, with the husband and kids in the background, this thread is full of shit. fuck you for trying so hard, and fuck NS for believing you
Oct 23 2011 4:52PM
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snowdon
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Hahahaha what. Oh well, it's not your job to be her moral compass.
Oct 23 2011 4:58PM
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teleak
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This is awesome. Glad to be on the second page.
Oct 23 2011 5:00PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Oct 23 2011 5:00PM
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SterlingArcher
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umad?

Oct 23 2011 5:06PM
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hendriab
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why would i be mad? Just confused at why you are trying to lie to NS, besides the fact that its would be a totally mind blowing super extreme story. that picture doesnt say anything...just a bunch of statements with any pertinent information blacked out....so confused as to why you posted it haha. Just admit your a pathetic no ball pussy liar that cant even get laid, and well call it even
Oct 23 2011 5:10PM
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SterlingArcher
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okay so your mad... its settled.

Oct 23 2011 5:11PM
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Capernicus
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So I would just like to know the nature of the conversation at the BBQ.

How did she explain who you were to her husband?
How many people were at this BBQ?
Were you too drunk to drive home so that is why you got to stay?

Anyway, awesome. Carry on.

Oct 23 2011 5:13PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Why are you so angry?

You can't just give the bro some credit for laying some pipe. I fucking hate you. I have just discovered a well of unending anger toward you and I don't know where it came from. But it is there. And it burns deep.
Oct 23 2011 5:13PM
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SterlingArcher
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also, as i said, her husband never asked ME, not to say he didnt ask her when i left?  idk..  and why did i freak about fucking a chick even with a rubber who wasnt on bc..   cuz shit can still happen even with a jacket.  not gonna say im lieing cuz im not. and i think its delightful how spaztic you are being over this.. really funny if a thread on NS bothers you that much? ill probably see you can cops in the near future for domestic violence and wigging out on people.   i dont really give a damn if you believe me or not b/c who the fuck are you anyways?   no one.
Oct 23 2011 5:16PM
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SterlingArcher
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idk how she explained. she had two older sons who were in college..  maybe she said i knew them?  but like i said idk but that would seem logical.

it was her, hub, 2 kids, and some stupid 20 year old girl who was her friend somehow.

i wasnt about to drive 3 hours home after drinking aside the fact i was underage.  they lived off of youngfield if ur familiar with lakewood at all. 

Oct 23 2011 5:20PM
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PopsicleStand
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I love those that got in early "multi-pager!!!"


Oct 23 2011 5:32PM
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^BEANS^
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i don't think mario cart wii was prefacebook era.
Oct 23 2011 5:39PM
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SterlingArcher
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ok excuse me for not creating a proper timeline.   pre-iusedfacebookeraandstillusedmyspaceera
Oct 23 2011 5:44PM
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Jahrassicpark
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Love me dem MILFs
Oct 23 2011 5:51PM
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AWALLRUS.
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Humans
Angered
Towards
Everybody
Reaching
Success.

IS WHY PEOPLE ARE NOT BELIEVING YOU.
Oct 23 2011 5:52PM
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theWIZARD
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Threads, congratulations thats fucking epic.
Oct 23 2011 6:09PM
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Mr.Gaga
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I bet those pics are from your mom.

I'd trow it in.

Oct 23 2011 6:10PM
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SterlingArcher
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i knew this was coming.  this is mom and I at a wedding.  inb4 someone makes "your mom" comment

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Oct 23 2011 6:17PM
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bo0b
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Well, you won.
Oct 23 2011 6:17PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Good for you sir... Just gotta say what the fuck was her husband thinking?.. Some 18 year old kid shows up at my door for dinner some red flags might start going off in my head.

Solid thread is solid.
Oct 23 2011 6:24PM
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erikK
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Why did you dress up as a soldier? Was that the theme?
Oct 23 2011 6:35PM
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SterlingArcher
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thats cute.  and no. nice try

Oct 23 2011 6:36PM
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MatRich
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YOUR MOM!




























actualy fornicated with your father in order to give birth to you.... its the cycle of life!
Oct 23 2011 6:36PM
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SterlingArcher
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i beat you..
Oct 23 2011 6:38PM
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