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Stupidest meals you ate when you were young

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PopsicleStand
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Like you genuinely thought they were healthy meals, or the fact that you ate them AS a meal with no remorse. I remember making nutella, marshmellow fluff, and french toast bread.

I had a major sweet tooth then. Sugar, cinnamon, butter, bread...toasted - "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

Then all the days when I went to school with my 2.00, didn't like the lunch being served, so I got 3 packs of cookies for lunch. Im not sure how I don't have diabetes. The funny thing is I don't even like sweets at all now.

Frosting between two chocolate chip cookies. WTF?
Oct 23 2011 12:13PM
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Mr_Orange
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When I was really young i'd eat sour cream by the spoon full because I thought it tasted delicious.. it was just like ice "cream". Needless to say one day I could no longer so much as eat a nacho dipped sour cream without gaging. I recently just started eating it again.
Oct 24 2011 2:45AM
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fuck_face
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peanut butter rolled up in a slice of cheese. don't ask
Oct 24 2011 9:53AM
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steezeknees
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i used to eat crack cocaine by the handful
Oct 24 2011 9:54AM
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smooter
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I didnt really eat anything that bad.. i guess butter and jelly sandwichs but i didnt have those that often. My dad eats bologna cheese and apple sauce sandwichs... gross
Oct 24 2011 10:07AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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My parents say that all I ate when I was 1 or 2 all I would eat was mashed potatos. Then o ate hot dog pizza for the rest of my life
Oct 24 2011 10:15AM
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Dr_Feelgood
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i still rock that shit. no sauce, just butter and loads of parmesan cheese. but i like sauce on my meatballs and sausage.

also no ketchup on french fries, but i like it on cut up fried potatoes. and load up my steak with steak sauce, A1 if possible.

i know, im weird..

Oct 24 2011 10:24AM
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BROSEIDON
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chocolate syrup on waffles and pancakes haha
Oct 24 2011 11:25AM
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act.resist
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kid cuisines and any frozen entrees like stoffeurs, nacho cheese bugles and a lot of kraft cheese singles
Oct 24 2011 12:09PM
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squibble
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oysters, i ate those by the can
Oct 24 2011 12:15PM
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Daph
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kidney beans. I could eat cans of those in one sitting
I went through an arts and crafts phase where elmers glue and play-dough were pretty appetizing.
I also ate ants on a dare once. yuck.
Oct 24 2011 12:18PM
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jibnut
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When I saw this, I immediately thought kid cuisines. The nuggs with the mac n cheese, the little brownie...
Oct 24 2011 12:39PM
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matt.s
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mac n cheese with barbecue sauce and bacon chunks mixed in. i still eat it from time to time.
Oct 24 2011 12:47PM
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act.resist
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vanilla pudding with sprinkles and pizza and corn...they were trying to kill us
Oct 24 2011 2:16PM
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nkmo.
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Im pretty sure the thread title could be "Stupidest shit you ate when you were in college" and the answers would all still be the same. None of this stuff seems very odd to me.
Oct 24 2011 2:32PM
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SterlingArcher
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ate this alot as a child, and still today... sry bout pic quality my cell has water damage

did i mention i love ranch with pizza?

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Oct 24 2011 2:38PM
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geteducated
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how much ranch are we talking here?

i like ranch to dip the crust in and the slice from time to time if i have enough ranch for the rest of the pizza, but judging by how many bottles you have, do you layer that shit on like peanut butter on toast?
Oct 24 2011 5:19PM
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SterlingArcher
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naw, its just different types,  3 cheese ranch, peppercorn ranch, bacon and ranch, lite ranch, regular ranch......  but layering doesnt sound bad.
Oct 24 2011 5:36PM
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jane.doe
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bread
ketchup
slice of cheese
sliced hotdogs
toast in oven

still to this day...
Oct 24 2011 5:39PM
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neutralzombie
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it's a miracle you're not obese
Oct 24 2011 7:00PM
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FLBP
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i used to put soy sauce on everything, crowning achievement was the SSS

Salami Soysauce Sandwich.

That and I used to drink picklejuice out of the jar.

Oct 24 2011 8:06PM
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207
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i had a peanut butter obsession, put it on erthang. It's really only good on ice cream. Dairy Queen peanut butter sundae with extra peanutbutter!
Oct 24 2011 8:35PM
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Saintlysteeze
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used to cover my PB n Js with mustard... i dont know why
Oct 24 2011 8:40PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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...beaver?
Oct 24 2011 8:43PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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when i was like 3-4 i would just straight up eat sticks of butter, like all the fucking time, i'm just now starting to like butter again.
Oct 24 2011 8:46PM
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ECDomain
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KD, lots of cheese(whatevers in the fridge), a little beer, lots of butter, lots of franks red hot, pepper and ketchup mmmmm :)

also smushed strawberrys on toast with sugar and butter
Oct 24 2011 9:07PM
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lukewalnuts
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FRUITY PEBBLES AND ROOTBEER FTW
Oct 24 2011 9:08PM
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stupendous-man
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bananas and applesauce. that stuff was the shit
Oct 24 2011 10:17PM
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SterlingArcher
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you've never eaten beave?  you should try it.
Oct 25 2011 4:20PM
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dubtwo
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I took an oreo, took out the filling put peanut butter on both sides of the shell, nutella on both sides of the filling, put it back together and ate it. probably 400 calories in one oreo. oh, and the best part was that it was for breakfast
Oct 25 2011 4:55PM
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dispatchQ_main
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OH, i still put ranch on fucking everything. Chicken potatoes steak eggs anything. So unhealthy but couldnt live without it

Oct 25 2011 8:06PM
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little1337
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kid cuisine
Oct 25 2011 9:11PM
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jeR.
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toasted pop tart, pillsbury pizza pocket, smarties, and carrots+ranch all on the same plate. after school snack of choice circa 2002
Oct 25 2011 9:29PM
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