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Stupidest meals you ate when you were young

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PopsicleStand
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Like you genuinely thought they were healthy meals, or the fact that you ate them AS a meal with no remorse. I remember making nutella, marshmellow fluff, and french toast bread.

I had a major sweet tooth then. Sugar, cinnamon, butter, bread...toasted - "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

Then all the days when I went to school with my 2.00, didn't like the lunch being served, so I got 3 packs of cookies for lunch. Im not sure how I don't have diabetes. The funny thing is I don't even like sweets at all now.

Frosting between two chocolate chip cookies. WTF?
Oct 23 2011 12:13PM
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r0dubs
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and nothing else
Oct 23 2011 5:46PM
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iSmokeweed
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Mayonnaise sanwiches.
Ritz crackers
Yoplait custard yogurts.
Oct 23 2011 5:48PM
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Bro.J.
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Mechanical pencil lead in 4th grade...
Oct 23 2011 6:01PM
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SterlingArcher
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crayons that had food names.

I.E. macaroni & cheese, wild watermelon, cotton candy, almond, beaver

Oct 23 2011 6:09PM
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Big_Spence
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how did you not know better in 4th grade...
Oct 23 2011 6:10PM
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Bro.J.
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It was to impress a girl so it was worth it at the time. Back then we didn't have ricers with fart cans and brand name clothes and alcohol to use.
Oct 23 2011 6:15PM
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EL_TIGRE
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-pepperoni and ketchup sandwiches
-mac and cheese with ham in it
-toast with honey
-pizza with no cheese, just the crust and sauce. i love cheese now though.
Oct 23 2011 6:24PM
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andreaswhite
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Cookies and salsa!

And once I(like three days ago) melted dark chocolate, peanut butter, oat milk, and some herb in a bowl. Then mixed in bananas, granola, raisins, almonds, and cashews.

Um... yeah
Oct 23 2011 6:25PM
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Ben.
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I honestly feel like I didnt eat that much gross stuff as a kid, mostly because my parents didnt let me. I do recall once or twice in high school eating an entire bag of family size sunchips in one sitting. Thats pretty gross.

Oh and I did love that reeses cereal as a kid. Now I dont know how i ate it.

But like, buttered pasta isnt gross.
Neither is plain crackers. Those are both pretty normal I feel like.
Oct 23 2011 6:38PM
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Big_Spence
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okay okay, that's decent reasoning.
was she impressed by your lead eating skills?
Oct 23 2011 6:42PM
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pomme-de-terre
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paper.
Oct 23 2011 6:49PM
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WakaShocka
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i used to love me some warm milk and butter sandwiches...yes butter sandwiches
Oct 23 2011 6:52PM
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Jaimee.
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Peanut butter, banana and brown sugar sandwiches.

Rice with brown sugar and butter.
Oct 23 2011 6:58PM
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Radio
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i would eat like a tub of playdough. i dont know if any of your parents did this, but you can make playdough from a recipie and my mom would make a batch of it and put cinnimon in it. i think she wanted me to eat it.
Oct 23 2011 7:05PM
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ironic
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Let's see.. what did I eat today? nahhh jk ;)

It gets pretty bad during the summer though, I just grab whatever out of the fridge and eat it. I believe that mac and cheese was eaten frequently for breakfast..pancakes for dinner..

Oct 23 2011 7:07PM
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dmc12380
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quesadillas with Cheetos inside

I ate Raisin and Spice Oatmeal two sometimes three times a day for a good 10 years of my life, I also only used 3 packets every time i made it. It was sooo good, now the smell of it makes me sick.
Oct 23 2011 7:15PM
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Bro.J.
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I guess. She kissed me on the bus home.
Oct 23 2011 7:18PM
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tds103
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banana slices with peanut butter on top

or

bananas in between two slices of bread with peanut butter
Oct 23 2011 7:19PM
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Hosoi
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a bagel sandwich with pepperoni and cream cheese. sooooooo good
Oct 23 2011 7:19PM
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pissbutt
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Was it your mom?
Oct 23 2011 7:22PM
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Mister.F
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bologna and cream cheese...not as a meal though

Oct 23 2011 7:23PM
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Bro.J.
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Yeah it was when I lived in Arkansas so my mom was in the 4th grade with me. She made my bag lunch and I ate it with her every day.
Oct 23 2011 7:26PM
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stickski
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ham sandwich with ketchup
Oct 23 2011 7:46PM
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Z.J.H.
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nutella sandwich with two melted cheese stickson it
Oct 23 2011 7:50PM
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jorb.co
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To this day, may dad makes "ants on a log" whenever he's in charge of making meals. Peanut butter on celery sticks with raisins stuck in.
Oct 23 2011 7:54PM
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SterlingArcher
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i forgot the raisins.

Oct 23 2011 7:57PM
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special_k10101
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that is disgusting.
Oct 23 2011 8:35PM
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.squirrely.
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bagel with cheese in it and i nuked that shit for like 25 seconds go to breakfast from grades 3 to 7 then i realized how disgusting it was

i eat straight up chocolate chips and buttered pasta still, is that really that weird?

and i would always eat dry stove top stuffing i really dont know why. like all the time
Oct 23 2011 9:11PM
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midwestpowhunter
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frozen sourdough bread
Oct 23 2011 9:15PM
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SPskier543
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I would put frosting on bagels and thought they were donuts
Oct 23 2011 9:22PM
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Joebin
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Uncooked spaghetti-o's
Dorito sandwiches
Skittles and Mountain Dew (made me go ape shit)

And last but not least Mayonnaise Doubledeckers. I would seriously just take three pieces of bread ad put nothing but mayonnaise on them.
Oct 23 2011 9:25PM
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Caspaaa
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i used to, and still love to, put cinnamon and or brown sugar on a buttered bagel

that shit is amazing

also pepperoni/hot sauce sandwiches
and straight fluff or oreo/icing sandwiches haha
Oct 23 2011 10:02PM
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theabortionator
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any abortion of food containing lethal amounts of sugars was pretty much my standard food group.
Oct 23 2011 10:05PM
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Darth.Maul
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Cocoa Puffs with chocolate syrup in chocolate milk.
Oct 23 2011 10:32PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Booger sandwiches. What was i thinking
Oct 23 2011 10:38PM
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TallerThanThou
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My cousin eats peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches... and so does my grandmother.
Oct 23 2011 10:45PM
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B.Aussie
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Melted Marshmallows in the microwave.
Oct 23 2011 10:58PM
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Zimmerman
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this
Oct 23 2011 11:05PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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i still do this

wayy more frequently than id like to damit
Oct 23 2011 11:42PM
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TinyTigers
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When I was little I drank a whole travel size bottle of pert plus. My mom asked me if I had and when I said no a big bubble came out of my mouth.


Oct 23 2011 11:51PM
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SterlingArcher
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what about ice cream between two chocolate chip cookies?
Oct 23 2011 11:51PM
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saucybiscuits
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i used to roll fruit roll ups into a stick and then dunk them in chocolate frosting and suck that shit off until the fruit roll up was gone.
Oct 23 2011 11:53PM
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SterlingArcher
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not sure if repost.

fries in a shake at mcd's, bk, wendy, etc...

Oct 24 2011 12:01AM
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bo0b
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My sisters used to eat dog food. No joke. And I used to eat anything I had in my lunch, all put onto whatever sandwich my mommy packed me
Oct 24 2011 12:04AM
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Blake.P
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Pickled herring. My grandpa would give it to me and I loved that shit
Oct 24 2011 12:07AM
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Saac
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peanut butter and jelly.... oh yeah and mustard
Oct 24 2011 12:10AM
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willy_baller
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in elementary school I would boil mountain dew code red, and melt jolly ranchers into them and then freeze them into popsicles. I made those for a summer straight and ended up having seven cavities the next time I went to the dentist.
Oct 24 2011 12:11AM
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skeedle
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i used to eat jam on my eggs..its not that bad, but its not great.
i loved mini bagels with melted cheese. i love cheese. all types of cheese yummm
i also used to make chocolate milk with nesquik liquid syrup but i would use like 1/4cup of the chocolate sauce and 3/4 milk....now i hate milk.
Oct 24 2011 12:27AM
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Inline.
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To when I was 2 I would go beast mode on Cheerios and chocolate cake, yo
Oct 24 2011 1:32AM
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collinder
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peanut butter and bologna sandwiches. also, tomato aspect and peanut butter sandwiches.
Oct 24 2011 1:39AM
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