Found an old list, add your own...some of these are dumb, but it helps knowing we are not alone.
*Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
*Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying skis, poles, and bag constantly dropping your car keys looking for your car.
*Go to McDonalds and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger.
*Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
*Ask a friend to run into you at full speed.
*Dress up as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.
*Slam your thumb in a car door. Dont go to see a doctor.
*Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards burn two $5 bills to stay warm.
*If you wear glasses, smudge the lenses to give a fog feel.
*Throw away a hundred dollar bill right now.
*Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip into your clothes.
*You type newschoolers.com into the address bar but realize you are already on the homepage.
add your own!
