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Mr.Luke
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I'm hungry as hell right now, but I don't just want to eat the traditional frozen pizza, i'm sick of it. No ramen either. I want something really good, and easy to make.

Are there any dishes that are easy to make and that is made of things I would most likely already have?
Anything would sound good right now.
Oct 22 2011 1:39PM
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pink_squid
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FUCKEN 5 MINUTE CAKE!!!!! THIS SHITS GOOODDD:


http://www.instructables.com/id/5-minute-Chocolate-Cake/


shits bomb
Oct 22 2011 1:41PM
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iSmokeweed
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crepes are super easy.

2eggs
1/4 cup of flour
2 tbs confectioners sugar (powdered sugar)
one drop of vanilla extract.
1/2 cup of milk

beat the eggs/milk/sugar/vanilla together
add flour.


put that shit in a pan.

cook that shit at like medium heat.

flip.

cook for like 5 more secs.

add fruit and shit to make your shit taste like none other.





FUCK YES THIS IS GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND


DELICIOUS THINGS TO ADD:

ANY KIND OF PRESERVE
SAUTED BANANAS(OR YOU CAN FLAMBE THEM IF YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE)

NUTELLA- BUT THIS SHIT TASTE GOOD ON ANYTHING SO WHATEVER.

SOME GOAT CHEESE-NOT THAT FANCY SHIT, JUST REG CHEVERE CHEESE, AND SOME OF DEM JELLIES.

IF YOU ROLL THAT WAY, A LIL CANIBUTTER, CAN MAKE IT FUN.

OH, SHIT, I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!!!!!

GET DAT ORANGE PRESERVES, ADD A FEW DROPS OF LEMON JUICE.

COOK A HOT DOG, SLICE THAT MOTHER UP, MAKE SOME SCRABLED EGGS, PLACE ON YOUR CREPES, FOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDDD THHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TELEPORT MASSIVE

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more to come


Oct 22 2011 1:51PM
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tripnip
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get munchies often?
Oct 22 2011 2:01PM
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iSmokeweed
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Oct 22 2011 2:06PM
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californiagrown
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carbonara: mix some egg yokes, and parmesean cheese together until well blended with a fork. fry up some bacon or smoked turkey or something with a good salty/smokey flavor. cook some pasta. when pasta is done cooking add to pan that has the fried up bacon/turkey in it. Add egg yolk mixture. let the heat from the cooked pasta cook the egg and melt the cheese while you toss it(about 30 seconds or so).


bam! a dish most people think is hard to make and overly fancy. in reality its a peasant food.



Oct 22 2011 2:06PM
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pink_squid
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Oct 22 2011 2:12PM
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bo0b
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Just made 5 minute cake, pretty, pretty good.
Oct 26 2011 5:50PM
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Dan.
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go to craft services, get some raw veggies, bacon, cupofsoup. baby, you got a stew going.
Oct 26 2011 5:56PM
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yeahno
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Hot dogs.



But srsly. get vegetable oil and potatoes


slice em taters thin. put veggie oil on stove, bring to almost boil (Hot) put taters on there, wait til it starts boiling, flip, repeat. Salt em up. NOMNOM
Oct 26 2011 6:00PM
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ORDEAL
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Pasta
Oct 26 2011 6:04PM
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ohmythugaim
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0:27 in video above^


"2 tablespoons of hwhisked egg."
Oct 26 2011 6:05PM
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B-runge
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if you have the right ingredients dank ass quese-dillas are no doubt the best home made/munchie food ever
Oct 26 2011 6:46PM
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.travis.
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Hahaha I was dying when she said that.

Oct 26 2011 6:50PM
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terrible_skier
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Makin a 5 min cake
Oct 26 2011 7:28PM
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Bubba-Snax
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if ur in a dorm room and have a iron, iron out some cheese sandwiches. if ur at home toss the bread in the toaster and then stick some cheese, tomatoes, and oregano in between, then stick it in the microwave for 15 secs to get the cheese nice an gooey. sooo good.
Oct 26 2011 7:45PM
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terrible_skier
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Was good when eating it but now I'm in the bathroom shitting my brains out, feel like shit. eweweweweweweeweweww
Oct 26 2011 8:04PM
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