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Keystone Can Hunt

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thatsdill
Posts: 107 - Karma: 73
Just found my first orange can of Keystone from their new promotion. I know it means shit but I still felt like a badass when I found it. Anyone else found the orange can? It took us 3 30 racks to get one. Pics coming soon.
Oct 20 2011 2:33PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
keystone sucks.
Oct 20 2011 2:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,185
Keystone is awesome for a cheap drinkable beer.



Inb4 a bunch of people say keystone sucks because they drink coors light or bud.
Oct 20 2011 2:41PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
how dare you.
Oct 20 2011 2:41PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
but it does
Oct 20 2011 2:58PM
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ThaLorax
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Keystone sucks because I drink microbrews.
Oct 20 2011 3:02PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9

Alright you keep drinking you mikes hards and wine coolers while i drink like a real man and funnel 10 beers. You stop tasting them pretty quick

Oct 20 2011 3:03PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21086 - Karma: 8,470
This is all I have to say:
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Oct 20 2011 3:09PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51795 - Karma: 164,185
famous glasses
Oct 20 2011 3:15PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
What do you get if you find an orange can?
Oct 20 2011 3:16PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
mad honeys. bitches love orange.
Oct 20 2011 3:17PM
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Get.Kronk
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a real man doesn't drink keystone
Oct 20 2011 3:17PM
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steezeknees
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Were you on the news? Because if you were i am fucking jelous.
Oct 20 2011 3:17PM
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TOK
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hahahaha. yup, that's him. be jealous.
Oct 20 2011 3:18PM
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.Hugo.
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yup poor college kids do
Oct 20 2011 3:19PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
Alright i recant my previous statement about you being a pussy.
Oct 20 2011 3:20PM
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.AR6rider.
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If you think bonging a Keystone makes you a real man, you have a lot to learn. Keystone, Coors, Miller, Bud, etc all taste like piss water, and the only people that drink them are poor college students or high schoolers. Nobody actually thinks those beers are good, and if they do, may god have mercy on their poor souls.
Oct 20 2011 3:23PM
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steezeknees
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What do you drink then? Burbon? haha
Oct 20 2011 3:25PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
i really wish i could afford good beer. when i treat myself to a nice six pack its like drinking gold. until then, the best beer ill get comes in an orange camo can. : (
Oct 20 2011 3:25PM
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.AR6rider.
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No, I drink real beer. It doesn't come in cans or 30 packs, so it may be unfamiliar to you.
Oct 20 2011 3:26PM
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steezeknees
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That is extremely unfamiliar to me. I didnt even know they made bear that didnt come in racks,lolz
Oct 20 2011 3:27PM
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theabortionator
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Pretty true. I can live on keystone though. But seriously anyone who disses it but then says they drink bud, or miller, lol.


At least I buy it for dumb cheap. 425 after tax and bottle for 8 beers, unbeatable.
Oct 20 2011 3:28PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
what do the orange cans do?
Oct 20 2011 3:30PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
They open up the world of MintBerry Crunch to you. It is the best gift ever
Oct 20 2011 3:31PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Well, I know what my friends will be doing this weekend. Pursuit of the kestonilope.
Oct 20 2011 3:31PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
sounds just like my douche roomate...wont ever split beer with me because he would rather spend 50 dollars on "high quality" microbrews and get drunk than some buds or whatever. I can understand drinking a nice beer to enjoy for the most part but if your going to just get fucked up nothing beats some quality shit light beer
Oct 20 2011 3:34PM
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ThaLorax
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Still waiting for somebody to get my joke.
Oct 20 2011 3:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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Meh, that's what liquor is for. I just hate the taste of cheap beer, so unless it's provided for me I prefer liquor to get drunk.
Oct 20 2011 3:37PM
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theabortionator
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good luck
Oct 20 2011 3:39PM
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ThaLorax
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fuck youuuuuuuuu


Oct 20 2011 3:42PM
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thatsdill
Posts: 107 - Karma: 73
In the process of cutting out the antlers in the bottom of the case, gonna mount my orange can above the dorm room door, so you can kiss it as you leave for the night and harness its magical powers.
Oct 20 2011 3:45PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
you only bought 3 30s to get that shit? I remember buying tons of 30s every week and still not getting one when I was in college. post a picture of this infamous keystolope! this is a quote from the boys at keystone themselves:

"The Keystolope is thought to have originated when a hunting party left behind a single can of Keystone Light somewhere in the Colorado wilderness. The lost can made a new life for itself among the woodland creatures. Much sought after but seldom seen, the Keystolope can be identified by its impressive rack, and would be a prized addition to any trophy room."
Oct 20 2011 4:53PM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
A real man does a 30 second key stand o Guinness
Oct 20 2011 4:55PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
No one drinks High life? its soo much better and only $1 for for a case
Oct 20 2011 5:00PM
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FLBP
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WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!?
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If i wanna keep my head on strait I'll drink a nice microbrew.. but for the great stress relief of just getting strait smashed on the weekend any cheap beer will do.


Oct 20 2011 5:04PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Sorry $1 more for a case vs budlight and such other competitors.
Oct 20 2011 5:05PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26

I can't tell you how many times I've tried to lower your karma only to find out you're already at 0/10.

The karma scale should be out of 100.  0/10 simply does not do justice to how stupid/troll/annoying you are. 

Oct 20 2011 5:38PM
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hoodratz47
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you tell me where there are 1 doller cases of high life..... thats my camping beer
Oct 20 2011 5:42PM
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.AR6rider.
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Love you too ;)
Oct 20 2011 5:42PM
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LeadThug420
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At first I thought the kid was supposed to be the douchebag.  Imagine my surprise when I found out that the newscaster was the douchebag!

Oct 20 2011 5:44PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Keystone is horrendous. I don't understand why people would drink it when you can get High Life or PBR for the same price. At least its not Natty Ice........

I used to drink Keystone when a local liquor store had tall cans of it for $1 out the door though.
Oct 20 2011 5:49PM
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thatsdill
Posts: 107 - Karma: 73
30 racks at the local 7-11 for keystones are 12.49. and that is why we party with Keith Stone
Oct 20 2011 5:59PM
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steezeknees
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i really wish i was half as cool as that kid with the glasses
Oct 20 2011 6:00PM
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PON3
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Why 3.2 beer? you have to drink soo much
Oct 20 2011 6:01PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Can you not get a 40oz of high life for like $1.50?
Oct 20 2011 6:04PM
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Dhane
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it will get you a little more drunk than miller. haha
Oct 20 2011 6:28PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
im a sucker for gimmicks like that, id be fucking pumped if i got the orange can
Oct 20 2011 7:06PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT KEYSTONE RESORT AT FIRST. I WAS READING THROUGH AND WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT.
Oct 20 2011 7:09PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
word up. I can respect people who like good beer. But I can't respect college students who won't drink cheap beer.

conform you damn hippies!
Oct 20 2011 8:45PM
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mehregan15
Posts: 780 - Karma: 753
keith stone would be ashamed of this thread
Oct 20 2011 8:53PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
Its all about 'gansetts. $5 for a sixer of tallboys. And it doesn't taste half bad. You east coasters know what I'm talking about.

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Oct 20 2011 9:00PM
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