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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Talk freely amongst yourselves.








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Im a drinker with skiing problems
Aug 24 2004 2:18AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
His cameo in Dodgeball was pure gold.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Aug 24 2004 2:19AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
when mr garrison got plastic surgery on south park and looked like DH it was fuckin hilarious




-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Aug 24 2004 2:27AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
two words. YUM - ME!



Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Aug 24 2004 2:36AM
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Localboyz
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id hate on him... but he made it cool to have chesthair on the beach
Aug 24 2004 3:20AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
^Ahh..Germany love.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Aug 24 2004 6:13AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
who is he
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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Blair Chicken Project Trailer
BLP
Aug 24 2004 7:58AM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
one word - Nightrider
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Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
Aug 24 2004 8:15AM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
^ haha
but ooohhhhhhh look at that hairy chest.... oh man, i think i just creamed my pants...



signatures are overrated.
Aug 24 2004 8:27AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
haha...this is the most random post ever...haha...

-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
Aug 24 2004 8:38AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
i am sexy




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 24 2004 10:32AM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
i liked his role in the new guy

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

Aug 24 2004 10:33AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
cj thinks he's hot

h3o films
Aug 24 2004 11:14AM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
he's my dad









EUROPE KICKS ASS
Aug 24 2004 11:17AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I agree with trevorwoulddoit, he was great in Dodgeball



I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic
Aug 24 2004 11:38AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
he seemed awfully rude in knightrider.

tinkpigers
Aug 24 2004 12:22PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
but what are you gonna do when your best friend is a car?

tinkpigers
Aug 24 2004 12:23PM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
my best friend has a band down in boston, and their keyboard player lives in Germany

apparently Hasslehof is like GOD in germany, hes our MICHAEL JACKSON (before he got all white and pedophile like). Women worship him, he has his own cd, and he gets more ass then a plastic surgeon in hollywood
Hibachi King Drops 8/31/04
Aug 24 2004 12:41PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
huge in germany

i'm republican
i hate bill o'reilly
Aug 24 2004 3:40PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
matt man, that was the longest post i have ever seen u write.





Cold Smoke Industries- A new generation of ski clothing. Check us out at coldsmokeindustries.tk
Aug 24 2004 3:48PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
a man cant find another man sexy?


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Im a drinker with skiing problems
Aug 24 2004 4:06PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
fucking DREAMY, jesus christ... i cant go anywhere, cause im lost in his eyes
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Aug 24 2004 5:28PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
He rocked on Miami vice, and looked good in that white suit.




patj
Aug 24 2004 6:20PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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he's big in europe

*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...
Aug 24 2004 6:23PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14




-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Aug 24 2004 7:54PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i was just thinking the other day that it would be absolutely epic to have a movie with him, burt reynolds, eric estrada and will ferrel. itd be hilarious.
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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The following post is a piece of shit.
Aug 24 2004 9:51PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
mmm...i'd love for him to splooge...on my FACE
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
i swear to drunk im not god.
Aug 25 2004 4:48AM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
^ hahah how lovely!



signatures are overrated.
Aug 25 2004 8:01AM
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