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Canadian Problems

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Deezy
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If you are Canadian and have tumblr, follow this blog, its not mine i just find it hilarious.
if not... scroll for lulz anyway

here are only a few relevant posts.
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link to archive
http://canadian-problems.tumblr.com/archive
Oct 19 2011 6:12PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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poutine





BEER
Oct 19 2011 6:14PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
HAHAHA SOME OF THOSE WERE ACTUALLY FUNNY.

PARKA TO SCHOOL AND A TSHIRT BACK AND EQAO ONES ARE SPOT ON.
ASWELL AS THOSE GAYASS FUCKING MILK ADS.
Oct 19 2011 6:19PM
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Milksteak
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Stop yelling. Please and thanks.
Oct 19 2011 6:21PM
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[hamnuts]
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lol EQAO
Oct 19 2011 6:30PM
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tommyp1ckles
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Hahaha these are like the story of my life
Oct 19 2011 6:36PM
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tommyp1ckles
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Oct 19 2011 6:37PM
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Jib-Ninja
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why do i not undertand any of these? not one?
Oct 19 2011 6:48PM
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neutralzombie
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^ those were the only two that made me laugh, the rest are kind of extremely subjective to weather and location, and come off more stereotypical and over killed, than anything else.
Oct 19 2011 6:50PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
Well, you are not Canadian so that be the cause.
Oct 19 2011 6:51PM
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.AR6rider.
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Your milk comes in bags? Silly Canadians.
Oct 19 2011 6:53PM
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B-runge
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i was just about to say this
what the hell?
I guess if i drank milk drinking it straight from a bag would be sweet
Oct 19 2011 6:55PM
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LDV
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I'm Canadian and my milk doesn't come in bags...
Oct 19 2011 7:22PM
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corona
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this one right here. gold.
Oct 19 2011 7:24PM
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LAME.
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Rich bitch
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Oct 19 2011 7:34PM
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the.cheat
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why do so many canadhttp://vimeo.com/13780892ians act like they live in the only cold place in the world?
Oct 19 2011 7:36PM
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Blurst
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Damn EQAO. Hahah I actually laughed at all of those. Great bost deezy.
Oct 19 2011 7:45PM
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AWALLRUS.
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MY FAMILY USED TO GET BAGGED MILK BUT IT WOULD ALWAYS SPILL ALL OVER THE PLACE SO WE BUY CARTONS NOW.

YOU DONT RUN OUT AS FAST IF YOU GET BAGS.
Oct 19 2011 8:49PM
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bakedpow
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Lol, canadians.
Oct 19 2011 8:52PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
I thought about it and bagged milk would be easier to transport and have less of an impact on the environment than huge 2 gallon plastic jugs of it like we rock in merica, props canada for not being dickwads, i wish i was canadian!
Oct 19 2011 9:45PM
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geteducated
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you can't tame a floppy bag of milk? your family is a bunch of quitters.
Oct 19 2011 9:47PM
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NinetyFour
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Best thread ever. Makes me appreciate this place even more.
Oct 19 2011 9:57PM
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canterbury
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same here, never seen that before.
Oct 19 2011 10:05PM
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Blurst
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I think this is my favourite.
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here is the context for anyone too young or american. and yes this add did play ont elevision for years throughout my childhood.
Oct 20 2011 12:17PM
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theJones
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don't know how to add pictures, but this is the greatest thing ever if you remember it.
Oct 20 2011 12:35PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
bingo.

and you can re-use the bags for sammichs and other baked goods to take to work.
i cant beleave the states dosnt use milkbags.
Oct 20 2011 12:38PM
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colleenator
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totally this! ^
the other ones arent really that funny. just facts that you forget about. meh
Oct 20 2011 12:48PM
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notadoctor
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I liked these:

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Oct 20 2011 1:04PM
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GayWolf420
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SLAP THE BAG, BRAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Oct 20 2011 1:06PM
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jason...
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#225 happens to me SO FUCKING OFTEN.
Oct 20 2011 1:09PM
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Jaimee.
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So good!

A lot of those were pretty region dependent, still funny though!
Oct 20 2011 1:16PM
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PON3
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Im not Canadian, but I understood all of these. I had to quite when I got to the polar bear one because I couldn't stop laughing in class.
Oct 20 2011 2:06PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
OH GOD THATS OLDSCHOOL
Oct 20 2011 4:59PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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serrated knife cuts through that shit like butter
Oct 20 2011 5:05PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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ahha dont ya put it in ur mouth dont ya put it in ur mouth dont ya stuff it in ur face.

solid advice right there.
Oct 20 2011 5:16PM
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connory998
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not all provinces use bags. I know that Ontario does and BC does not.
Oct 20 2011 5:18PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
WRONG.
Oct 20 2011 6:47PM
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canterbury
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ok, in Ontario then? I've never seen bagged milk in BC
Oct 20 2011 6:56PM
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hellyeaaaah
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ahaha heck yes.
Oct 20 2011 6:57PM
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3dressedupasa9
Posts: 445 - Karma: 113
im canadian, wtf does EQAO mean
Oct 20 2011 8:14PM
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.Emerson.
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Just nostalgia'd hard
Oct 20 2011 8:24PM
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sneds
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Never saw bags in Van but everyone in Ottawa has them
Oct 20 2011 8:29PM
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AWALLRUS.
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ARE YOU HOMESCHOOLED OR SOMETHING?
Oct 20 2011 8:30PM
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3dressedupasa9
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NO!
Oct 20 2011 8:33PM
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Jaimee.
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Slow your roll, that's just an Ontario thing.

As for the milk in a bag, I'm pretty sure it's an Central/Eastern Canada thing.
Oct 20 2011 8:35PM
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