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Scrotum swelling!?!

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BlakeLively
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you think yours are big? 100 lb scrotum

article here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/wesley-warren-jr-scrotum_n_1018260.html?1318968582&ncid=webmail7
Oct 19 2011 8:23AM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
inb4 healthcare debate

that surgery is not a million no way no how, somethings wrong with the reporting. if your curious it got fleshed out a little better in the comments section of the article on gawker.
Oct 19 2011 8:31AM
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Lavieille
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this guy probably gets a workout with that big of a load

Oct 19 2011 9:37AM
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Flyon
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Why would you quote the top post?!
Oct 19 2011 9:44AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
My thoughts on this.
Oct 19 2011 10:35AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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im impressed that they all managed to keep a straight face through all of that
Oct 19 2011 10:36AM
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Davy.Crockett
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i thought this thread was going to be another funny doctor ns thread...
Oct 19 2011 10:39AM
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Davy.Crockett
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i thought this thread was going to be another funny doctor ns thread...
Oct 19 2011 10:39AM
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eljusto.
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threads for when I'm not in school surrounded by teachers.
Oct 19 2011 12:40PM
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.frenchy
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I came to this thread in hope of finding good fapping material while in school. Damn
Oct 19 2011 12:43PM
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coldcuts69
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holy fuck, i think thats what eheaths ball are like
Oct 19 2011 12:47PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Oct 19 2011 12:51PM
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theabortionator
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I remember the first time I heard of elphantballsacksyndrome. Nothing new
Oct 19 2011 1:56PM
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Mr.Huck
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Talk about excess baggage. Airlines are going to rape this dude when he tries to fly somewhere:

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Oct 19 2011 2:20PM
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maxter-paxter
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made me lol
Oct 19 2011 5:37PM
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[hamnuts]
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isn't that like that episode of south park where stan's dad gave himself testicular cancer
Oct 19 2011 6:25PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THIS HAHAHAHA.

ONE OF THE ONLY GOOD RECENT EPISODES.
Oct 19 2011 6:27PM
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Ski_Alot
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Haha sound like south park... Wow I just laughed at a serious medical condition
Oct 19 2011 6:39PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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my friend in junior high crashed skiing and his testicle swelled up so bad it had to be removed.

his screen name on AIM was chubby1nut, and he actually got some pretty hot chicks
Oct 19 2011 6:56PM
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Davy.Crockett
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doesn't it hurt having 100 pounds hanging from your sack?? uhhh
Oct 19 2011 7:16PM
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Snowgoner
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i feel like this has to be a joke. did anyone else see this under the video?

Sympathizers can direct donations to the email address benefitballsack@yahoo.com.

hahahhaa
Oct 19 2011 8:08PM
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Stickity
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if it got that bad i wouldn't give a fuck about reducing swelling, i'd just get castrated
Oct 19 2011 8:16PM
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RalphLauren.
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does he have to by two tickets on a plane?
Oct 19 2011 8:18PM
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BlakeLively
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haha you are not permitted because of your scrotum sir.
Oct 19 2011 8:36PM
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Petersaurusrex
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You said big balls?
Oct 19 2011 8:40PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 19 2011 8:55PM
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steezy.stew
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Can someone please explain to me why the surgery to have that thing removed costs 1mill?
Oct 19 2011 9:20PM
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Deluge
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Hahahahaha
Oct 19 2011 9:38PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26

Terrible journalism from Huffington Post as usual.  That article just created more questions than it answered.

Why can't he just cut it open on his own and let it drain out?

Oct 19 2011 9:45PM
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BlakeLively
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it would be pretty easy to lose his balls. assuming they are normal size it would be easy to lose them in the gunk.
Oct 19 2011 9:47PM
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LeadThug420
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You realize that his testicles are connected to him, right?  Fluid isn't.  He's not working so sorting through the mess wouldn't be probably because he literally has all day.  I need a better explanation.

Oct 19 2011 9:57PM
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LeadThug420
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Shit, that was incoherant.

*sorting through the mess wouldn't be a problem because he literally has all day.

Oct 19 2011 9:58PM
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PopsicleStand
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cutting open fluid filled tissue in order to drain it is not medically possible.
Oct 20 2011 11:25AM
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TechnoPotamus
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call that man SACAJAWEA

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Oct 20 2011 11:39AM
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steezeknees
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man that probably makes his dick feel really small...
Oct 20 2011 11:56AM
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