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The best bumper sticker you've ever seen

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Powderhauser
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Post dem sticks up

Mine "Keep honking buddy, i'm just reloading my shotgun"
Oct 18 2011 10:00PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
well i put a NS sticker on my moms Nissan so i think i truly win.
Oct 18 2011 10:01PM
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Petersaurusrex
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None.

The only people who ever have bumper stickers are bible thumpers and tea partiers.
Oct 18 2011 10:02PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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if youre gonna be riding my ass you better be pulling my hair
Oct 18 2011 10:03PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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I have an element sticker that says... "Have a DOPE day."
Oct 18 2011 10:04PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
"Quit Mass'n Up New Hampshire". on the back of my car. also is saw a huge "speak english or get the fuck out" decal when i unfortunately got stuck in nascar traffic once.
Oct 18 2011 10:04PM
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chicken
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I saw this one last weekend and remembered it

“Live simply so others may simply live.”


Oct 18 2011 10:07PM
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skinakedfast
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 476
"Just because I slept with you last night, DOES NOT mean I have to ski with you."
Oct 18 2011 10:10PM
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Aidan-G
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White Power
Oct 18 2011 10:13PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I was in north carolina and saw these

"guns don't kill people, I do!"

"US marines, one way ticket to allah"

of course there were tons of bumper stickers slapped onto the window of this faded red truck, metal was rusting, some dents, the driver had a similar appearance as well. definitely a crazy vietnam veteren.
Oct 18 2011 10:15PM
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Deluge
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My other ride is your daughter
Oct 18 2011 10:15PM
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coldcuts69
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I saw one the other day that says, "believe it or not i JUST shot someone"
Oct 18 2011 10:19PM
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chuck_testa
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how many of you know what music video this is from without looking it up
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Oct 18 2011 10:22PM
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Raptor.
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blink 182 - first date
Oct 18 2011 10:28PM
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lukewalnuts
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"I'm to tight for loose bitches"
Oct 18 2011 10:31PM
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Daph
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Real men like cats
Oct 18 2011 10:31PM
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thatsdill
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This will take some wikipedia for you lesser knowledgeable 12 year olds to understand. I usually hate stickers that say Elect Obama! or Elect bush! or Reelect Obama! But the funniest bumper sticker I've ever seen was an "Elect Gore 2000" sticker that was modified with sharpie to read "Reelect Gore 2004". I peed when I saw it. Political joke anybody?
Oct 19 2011 12:06AM
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reverendwrong
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I chuckled
Oct 19 2011 12:25AM
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skithesprings
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I saw one with a picture of obama that said "does this ass make my truck look big?"
Oct 19 2011 1:24AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I have one that says SMOKE WEED.

Thats pretty cool probably not the best cop deterrent but i have another one that says
No fucks are given in my jeep.


Oct 19 2011 2:04AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
i like
Oct 19 2011 2:09AM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Nope, best bumper sticker is I love big dumps,whistler BC
Oct 19 2011 2:21AM
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Shark.
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$0.01 on amazon. totally worth every penny
Oct 19 2011 2:25AM
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GGreene
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the best one ever:
"you are now thinking of:
The Final Countdown"

Oct 19 2011 2:38AM
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.AR6rider.
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Oct 19 2011 2:49AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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don't face palm me child. I'm an adult and i can have a bumper sticker that says smoke weed on my car. I have an edibles med card from colorado and as long as i'm not under the influence of marijuana while i drive i can have so much weed on me at any given time. I face palm you !!!! but seriously like i said it's probably a horrible idea to have thathahahah
Oct 19 2011 2:51AM
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.AR6rider.
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P.S. I'm older than you, child.
Oct 19 2011 2:54AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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most definatley this
Oct 19 2011 2:54AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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How old are you young blood?
Oct 19 2011 2:59AM
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.AR6rider.
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I turn 19 in 2 weeks. Problem?
Oct 19 2011 3:03AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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You are just a young blood young blood. I'm twenty. But you're not really young at all. Happy early birthday! I hope you get money from someone and get drunk with your friends. Have a blast!
Oct 19 2011 3:16AM
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sweatshirt
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you guys are fighting.. don't get all sucky up happy all of a sudden
Oct 19 2011 3:24AM
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squibble
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no im thinking clap is too nice to scrap
Oct 19 2011 3:31AM
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Jahrassicpark
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yessss so true
Oct 19 2011 3:33AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I wasn't arguing or fighting at all. But I'll internet fight you any time any place as long as its on the internet.
Oct 19 2011 4:06AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I wasn't arguing or fighting with him at all... this is the internet I don't take it seriously. But i'll internet fight you any time any place. As long as its on the internet and were both online.
Oct 19 2011 4:07AM
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sweatshirt
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you bet
Oct 19 2011 4:16AM
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no_steeze
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Oct 19 2011 6:03AM
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Willgum
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road dome in progress." it wa on a convertible, with a 40 yr old man and his 2 kids inside. daa fuck?
Oct 19 2011 7:57AM
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Freshbakedbread
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"Kindles are Bullshit"
Oct 19 2011 8:12AM
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yelsel
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"fat people are harder to kidnap"
Oct 19 2011 8:19AM
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O.G.Surachai
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In HS I rocked the "Jesus saves! But Gretzky scores on the rebound!" on my beater Toyota Corolla.
Oct 19 2011 8:40AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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"proud parent of an autistic child"

these ones piss me off so much, like its so obvious that its parents who are trying to convince themselves that they love their children so they need to make a statement to every car on the highway.
Oct 19 2011 8:46AM
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howlongcanausern
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Oct 19 2011 10:01AM
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jibnut
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This wasn't on the road, but someones tail flap on their sled said "I support single moms" with a picture of a stripper on a pole. I was kinda disgusted..
Oct 19 2011 10:12AM
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yelsel
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hahaha thats a great one!
Oct 19 2011 10:17AM
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Deezy
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honk your horn if you havent seen someone unload an uzi out of a car window


Oct 19 2011 10:26AM
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Mr.Huck
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One thing, not a bumper sticker, almost made me wreck my car I was laughing so hard. I came up behind a beat up 1970's Plymouth. It had a "Baby on board" sign in the back window. Next to that in the back window was a baby doll, nailed to a board and wrapped in barbed wire. It was complete with fake blood. The people in the car were hardcore punks, complete with green Mohawk.

It was kind of like this, but prominently displayed in the back window of the car.

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Oct 19 2011 11:22AM
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RICK_ROSS
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i saw this in idaho once. pretty awesome. google returned this guy.
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Oct 19 2011 12:11PM
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kickel
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Best one I've seen: "Kids in the back seat cause accidents.... Accidents in the back seat cause kids"
Oct 19 2011 12:34PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm actually 23.
Oct 19 2011 2:13PM
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