Replying to Things that are gay...but actually handy

This discussion is dedicated to the things we all laugh at and make fun of, but in reality are actually quite handy,clever or cool when it comes down to it...I'll start it off...

The 'Fanny Pack'

...honestly, there is nothing more gay than dude sporting a fanny pack, however, how many time have you been stuck in a situation where a fanny pack would have come in real handy...me personally - tons...especially on the slopes!
hopfully you guys can come up with some more cause I'd love to hear them