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things you hear and see when you are ripped

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Breheny
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the other night, my friend and i came back to my house after a party and i was ripped, so we go to bed and my friend goes to sleep really quickly and starts snoring. somehow i turned his snoring into some techno beat in my head, it fully went for like 10 minutes.



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Aug 23 2004 5:12AM
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petek
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shadows become animate objects if i'm fucked up enough.


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Aug 23 2004 6:05AM
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Simon_Dumont
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haha yeah if any of you have seen the wall, u would not like shadows either



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Aug 23 2004 8:10AM
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Dallan!
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i often hear that i look really ripped, mostly from chixxx with big black dicks





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Aug 23 2004 9:03AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahahha techno beats? thats the funnest thing ive ever heard


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Aug 23 2004 9:23AM
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rk1080
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i wish i could make up techno beats in my head
Aug 23 2004 9:46AM
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KingShit
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Quit making shit up, you dint hear any techno beats, your a dumbass, get off crack...



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 23 2004 10:26AM
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M+M
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that would be so cool

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Aug 23 2004 10:33AM
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bigJ
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I hear some 40's style big band type music every once in a while when i am baked




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Aug 23 2004 10:37AM
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poor@$$skibum
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pickachu humped my wall. i'm serious.


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Aug 23 2004 1:32PM
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eatnails
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bluebarry hydro


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Aug 23 2004 1:35PM
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TheWorst
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when my brother snores i just hit him... and i dont do drugs...
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Aug 23 2004 1:37PM
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willbski9
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i know a kid who did shrooms and he was lisitng to techno in a car and he sayed he could see the techno beats coming out of the speakers at him







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Aug 23 2004 1:38PM
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TheWorst
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i know a guy that did shrooms and he said that he was playing a video game and then mario jumped out of the screen and he was chasing him around his room
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Aug 23 2004 1:43PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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I heard of a kid who took a hit of marijuana and died instantly. swear to god.
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Aug 23 2004 2:35PM
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hucker22
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^hahsahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha idk why that is so funny, its prolly your best friend huh? well then im sorry
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Aug 23 2004 3:16PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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that sounds like sonething from Reefer Madness

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Aug 23 2004 4:29PM
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nothanks
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one hit thats amazing, but not funny, ahhahaahashhash

anmwhooooooooo all noises becaome blunt thuds and i feel above my shoulders




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Aug 23 2004 5:38PM
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MistaSkier
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I think Derek was being a sarcastic goose.


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Aug 23 2004 6:21PM
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CTD
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back in the day when i smoked, i was playing drums with music playing over a stereo. i could create totally unique sounding songs from playin different beats.

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Aug 23 2004 10:22PM
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Freestylindude
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all this talk about weed makes me miss BC even more..sigh


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Aug 23 2004 10:32PM
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midwest_rep2
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goddamnit
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Aug 23 2004 11:58PM
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Shaggy
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well, theres been a cougar that was released around our property to control the deer population. so whenever i'm blazed i'll get really paranoid and start hearing big cat sounds
Aug 24 2004 12:10AM
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jholer2
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about a week ago i was really ripped and i was in my friends room and saw this really evil looking munchkin sort of thing. it had really thick hair that was combed back and really sharp teeth. it turned out to be my friends guitar.



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Aug 24 2004 12:26AM
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Schmitz
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i just watched pink floyd the wall



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Aug 24 2004 12:55AM
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bitchassphatz
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weird when i get high i stop noticing things.


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I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
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Aug 24 2004 1:16AM
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KingShit
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What is everyone talking about? Seeing shit? Hearing shit on weed? I never see anything or hear anything, I like to actually think of it as becoming sober, the more I smoke, the more sober I get... All of you who have commented on seeing shit and hearing shit should go fuck yourselfs and never smoke weed again, its people like you who make us smokers look like stupid fucking idiots...



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Aug 24 2004 10:25AM
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nothanks
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thats what i see




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Aug 24 2004 10:29AM
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beer.
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^You need to smoke some now then Ant if that's true, so maybe you can chill the fuck out.

I don't see anything, but when real stoned and drunk I've heard these really amazing techno beats in my head. They sounded so cool, I wish I could remember them.

Amerikaz motherfuckin nightmare bitch
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Aug 24 2004 10:31AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
and is dumb, i dont see shit or trip just everything is different, bunnies dont come hopping around or anything




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Aug 24 2004 11:10AM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
little pink elephants



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Aug 24 2004 11:30AM
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TheWorst
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watch alice in wonderland my stoner friends watch that all the time
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Aug 24 2004 12:23PM
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