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Doobie22
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 10
anyone else play, its gettin really big nowadays.
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Aug 23 2004 12:01AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I just spent the weekend camping, drinking beer, and playing hold em'. Needless to say it was excellent.



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Aug 23 2004 12:07AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
i find it amusing to watch people play it, thinking they're all cool by doing it....yet, they dont even know the proper 'etiquette' of playing cards...its fun..
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Aug 23 2004 12:08AM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
I like to play with kids who suck, a fool and his money is soon parted.

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Aug 23 2004 12:12AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah i play a shitload in games all around where i live, there are so many gambling rings around here and i prolly play 3 or 4 times a week, and its pretty nice cause its damn profitable
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Aug 23 2004 12:15AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I just lost about $20 playing because I jumped in to fast the first couple hands and lost most of my money right off the back. Main thing is you gotta fold when you need to.




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Aug 23 2004 12:21AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
you play the players your playing against, not just your cards
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Aug 23 2004 12:23AM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
dude, hold em is where its at

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Aug 23 2004 12:25AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
yeah man it's the shit

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Aug 23 2004 2:06AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
im alright at it, i play once a week with my friends, ive only actually played like 5 times with money, so im getting better

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Aug 23 2004 7:30AM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
playing at casinos is a lot tougher



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Aug 23 2004 7:40AM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
I hate playing kids who suck....they play hands that no good player would play, so I find a lot of times its harder to beat them because its all luck with shitty kids. I like playing in casinos more.


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Aug 23 2004 7:56AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
^agreed...playing in casinos is so much more fun

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Aug 23 2004 8:14AM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
i play. omaha is getting bigger too.
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Aug 23 2004 8:31AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
omaha takes too much thinking haha. too many cards

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Aug 23 2004 9:00AM
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rk1080
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 12
hold em' beats all
Aug 23 2004 9:47AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
hold 'em is fun, you can get rich quick:)


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Aug 23 2004 9:53AM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
i had never played before, and i went over to a friends house and played
i had no idea what i was doing, but somehow i won almost every hand

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Aug 23 2004 9:53AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
aah i hate omaha
shitty players can beat the hell out of good players often, just because theyre so random and play shitty hands in differenty ways.
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Aug 23 2004 12:36PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
it's hard to call the shitty one's cause you never know if they got the goods or the usuall shit, then when ya do call, the little fucks got a full house or some shit like that. man, it pisses me off.


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Aug 23 2004 12:46PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
hold 'em, omaha, 3 card guts, 5+2 card guts, i play them all haha





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Aug 23 2004 1:39PM
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skiingpimp
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 31
'some time nothing is a pretty good hand'
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Suck my Dick!
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Aug 23 2004 1:48PM
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