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Just mugged two kids

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theabortionator
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Me and my buddy were drunk and we saw these too preppy kids chillin by the lake. We decided to mess with them.

We told em we had a knife and got like 80 bucks from them and some piece of shit cellphone.

Also snagged an 8th from them, smoking a blunt right now. It's not too shabby. Should have been there.
Oct 15 2011 10:49PM
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SlimDunkin.
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HAH this makes me laugh, If this was anyone who wasn't a respected, known member in NSG they would be shat on profusely, and too the kids who are laughing and thinking this is a funny ordeal you wouldn't think this shit was funny at all if it was you, it doesnt matter if its 1 dollar or 1000 dollars your still stealing from someone... I am dissapoint.
Oct 16 2011 10:01PM
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las.
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^agreed.

p.s. you're a douchebag OP
Oct 16 2011 10:06PM
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.Ian.
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At first I read this and was like hahaha that's so cool they just did that!

I don't mean to sound like a lame-ass here but then I put myself in the preppy kids shoes. Me and a bro are chillin by the lake and 2 guys come up and are drunk trying to mug me. I'd give you guys all my shit too. Plus my day would be wrecked and it would just kind of suck.

I mean, I could never do that to someone no matter what, because I wouldn't want that to happen to me. Oh well whats done is done and you guys made out haha.

Oct 16 2011 10:20PM
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.Apex.
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This might very well be one of the great threads of our time
Oct 16 2011 10:23PM
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gus555
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Hahahahaha you fucking suck, just quit.
Oct 16 2011 10:26PM
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SlimDunkin.
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What an adequate response, Im usually not the negative nancy but really mugging kids, then making a thread about it, think about it, if it was ANYONE else, theyd be verbally sodomized.
Oct 16 2011 10:43PM
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Lucas
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/649710/
Oct 16 2011 10:46PM
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theabortionator
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I'm sorry man. We weren't really trying to be dicks or start anything, it was one of those things we just kind of did and it was like what just happened. We didn't go out looking to rob anyone, it was like holy fuck they just gave us shit lets get out of here.

And YMR

"What an adequate response, Im usually not the negative nancy but really mugging kids, then making a thread about it, think about it, if it was ANYONE else, theyd be verbally sodomized."

I realize it was a dick move. I'm sorry. IT wasn't like we beat anyone up or anything. I even let a chick take the cab we were going to jump in later on. We're not bad kids, just one of those nights you know?
Oct 16 2011 10:54PM
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Twinjibber77
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NSG
Oct 16 2011 10:56PM
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SlimDunkin.
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No, I get it, I've done my fair share of raping and pillaging, just the responses are what bothered me.
Oct 16 2011 10:57PM
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theabortionator
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Oh word, I feel ya.

Def not something we're going to make a regular thing out of. On the other hand something we def won't be forgetting anytime soon.
Oct 16 2011 10:59PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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this thread is such an awesome contrast of the best and worst of ns

and its funny because i bet the worst think that i'm calling them the best and the best the worst... ya dig?
Oct 16 2011 10:59PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Serious lulz were had here.

A+
Oct 16 2011 11:19PM
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gus555
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You're digging yourself quite the hole
Oct 16 2011 11:24PM
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theBearJew
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Of course of course.
Oct 16 2011 11:25PM
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theabortionator
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Go easy on him. He's right. We shouldn't have done that drunk or not. But it's in the past.
Oct 16 2011 11:26PM
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Lucas
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this is definetley going down in my fav threads+karma even though i feel like mugging someone would get you negative karma…?
Oct 16 2011 11:27PM
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gus555
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Yea forgive and forget, i'm fine with it since no one got hurt:
Oct 16 2011 11:29PM
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steezeknees
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I have always like the raping but never really got into the whole pillaging scene.
Oct 17 2011 1:05AM
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tBatt
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Sorry I couldn't make it last time bro. Definitely hit me up when you go out for round two. I need some more free booze.
Oct 17 2011 1:18PM
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Dobies.
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judging by your pictures i would never let a kid like you mug me. and be careful, you never know when that one kid your fucking with has a knife too.
Oct 17 2011 1:26PM
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theabortionator
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We didn't even have a knife as far as I know. We def didn't pull one.


Seriously weren't planning on mugging people. Was just a drunk joke that ended up with us somehow "mugging" somebody.

Not really our fault
Oct 17 2011 2:11PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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no, my friend got ruffed up pretty bad like bruised face but i guess u forgot that to.. dumbass
Oct 17 2011 2:42PM
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1337
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A+ trolling
Oct 17 2011 2:50PM
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Milksteak
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That is fucking awesome.
Oct 17 2011 2:53PM
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theabortionator
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Who are you and you're friend?
Oct 17 2011 4:22PM
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theabortionator
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*your

before the grammar nazis strike
Oct 17 2011 4:23PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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idk, who are u and ur friend? (fuck grammar nazis)
Oct 17 2011 4:24PM
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theabortionator
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Irish immigrants that like to drink, that's who
Oct 17 2011 4:26PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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ok..
Oct 17 2011 4:38PM
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Lax_Bro40
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i woulda put your wanna be thug ass out then ran your pockets to buy myself a new vineyard vines button down.
Oct 17 2011 6:08PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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This is a perfect example of what I like to call the NS Bandwagon Effect (patent pending). Look at the first 10 comments. If they had said "oh ur totally a douchnozzle, lol" this thread would look a lot different. Stop going with the crowd. Props to the people who posted how it really it.

To the Abortionator, you sir are a piece of shit.If this is a joke, good, if not lets hope something really shitty happens to you so we can all laugh about it.
Oct 17 2011 6:12PM
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MNS
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doooouche bag move.
Oct 17 2011 6:16PM
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Zimmerman
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you along with the rest of the people saying he's a douche are idiots. pay the fuck attention. he did not mug anyone. this is a clever response to a thread by a kid who actually got mugged. And thanks for telling us you wear vineyard vines. No one gives a fuck.
Oct 17 2011 6:21PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I guess that makes you a dick. You got lucky too. I had a very similar situation happen to me, except I told the guy to show me the knife and I would happily hand over my belongings. When he didn't have one my buddy beat the living shit out of him and we just left him there bleeding in the park. My advice is not to do that again, because not everyone is a total pussy and you could have been stabbed/beat/shot to death with no legal repercussions.

Also you misspelled "two".


Oct 17 2011 6:23PM
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theabortionator
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If you visit my town stay out of the south side. Wishing bad things on people, way mature.



I appreciate your criticism but I respectfully decline to apply any of it to my future plans of livin large yo.

" Props to the people who posted how it really it. " also wut?
Oct 17 2011 6:33PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Oh, well in that case never mind.

Although he still misspelled "two", which was the part I was most angry about.
Oct 17 2011 6:33PM
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theabortionator
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We were drunk.

I walked across an ibeam on a bridge that was under construction hammered one time. You do stupid things, it happens.


Like I said, not going to do it again. Just kinda happened.
Oct 17 2011 6:35PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Well I'm guessing now from Zimmerman's post that someone made a thread recently saying they got mugged by some guy with a knife and gave him $80 and a cell phone, I missed that thread so I didn't get the joke.
Oct 17 2011 6:45PM
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Zimmerman
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correctomundo! if i quoted you i wouldn't have been so rude so i apologize, but it was lax_bro40 so i have no mercy.
Oct 17 2011 6:46PM
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Skavengers303
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kinda of a dick move
Oct 17 2011 6:46PM
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Anathema
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i get it
Oct 17 2011 6:46PM
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feihlination
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this has to be set-up... lolz
Oct 17 2011 6:48PM
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Skavengers303
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Statement retracted

Oct 17 2011 6:51PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I'm wishing karma takes it's toll on you. I don't care if you didn't go out with plans of mugging someone, you still did it, and you're still an asshole.

And by saying props, I'm saying that to the people who said you were wrong in mugging someone, unlike 90% of the kids that were like "haha way to go. or good job. or you're the man"
Oct 17 2011 7:01PM
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Zimmerman
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howbout you read the thread and realize you're stupid.
Oct 17 2011 7:13PM
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Snowgoner
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yo calm down dude, he made a dumb drunken decision it shouldnt define him as a person. props to the op for sure though
Oct 17 2011 7:15PM
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steezbox
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This is an absolutely epic thread.
Oct 17 2011 9:06PM
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theabortionator
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I apologized for it. IT wasn't my intention. We didn't really mug them mug them, just sort of scared them into giving us stuff.


Chill out bro. I'm not a bad person
Oct 17 2011 10:21PM
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TWoods
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Are you serious? He was drunk and tricked some kids into giving shit up without ever actually having the means to do anything. It's basically like asking for the shit and them giving it to you.

Yea, it was dumb, but people do dumb shit when they are drunk. Who cares, it was a couple bucks that the kids mommies probably gave them anyways.
Oct 17 2011 11:25PM
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