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Are strippers allowed to have sex with each other?

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Obsessedwski
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I understand how strippers wouldn't be allowed to have sex with their clients because then the strip club would be legally considered a brothel, but what if the partner was an employee of the club?

Say Christina and Molly were both strippers. The club cannot legally allow Christina to have sex with Mohammed the client, because the club would have to be considered a "brothel" for that to happen. But Christina and Molly could give 'er and put on a show for the clients because they are both employees, and thus are not selling sex but the live visual of sex - basically live porn.

Win?

Oct 14 2011 8:16PM
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84891jnf92048
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Why were you wondering this?
Oct 14 2011 8:17PM
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Scott0_robot0
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well of course thats illegal hes a terrorist
Oct 14 2011 8:18PM
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Dan.
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pretty sure that already happens
Oct 14 2011 8:18PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Is soaking allowed at strip clubs in Utah?
Oct 14 2011 8:18PM
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shr@gler
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for the right amount of cash, all sorts of "unofficial" stuff can happen.

Im sure they dont tell the tax man everything!

Oct 14 2011 8:19PM
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1337
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how the hell did you think of this, and why
Oct 14 2011 8:21PM
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k-fred
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you gotta find something to do with your freetime other than think about thing like that.

we should jack that thread lol

Oct 14 2011 8:21PM
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Obsessedwski
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Well during frosh I went into a strip club with two girls, and long story short, came out with $20 more than I entered with as a newly minted pimp.

Told this story to a girl, who then proceeded to ask me this very question. We think we should start a business together.
Oct 14 2011 8:23PM
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WikiWiki
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For the right amount of money anything is permissible in a strip club- but I have heard stories of strippers at parties going at each other with double sided dildos



Moral of the story kids is when some redneck is throwing a huge party don't go to work like I did.
Oct 14 2011 8:25PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.

1. Strippers can have sex with their clients. They don't have to get paid to fuck someone it's a human's choice to have sex with whoever they want.

2. Strippers have/ do/ and will continue to receive money for sexual favors. Go to certain places I'm positive you can haggle a stripper to blow you. Is it likely? Not necessarily but definitely happens.

3. Yes, of course they can fuck eachother and yes you can pay to see it. Have two strippers come to a bachelor party, men's club event (fraternity, freemasons, any private fraternal club), or just a party you and your boys have and hire two strippers. They will take a base fee do a strip show whip cream and cooter shooters are pretty stock during that show. Then they usually have a "menu" no shit a menu that has different things you can pay for to see... I'm talking full porn action. Fingering munching even strap on fucking.

I hope this answers your confusions.
Oct 14 2011 8:27PM
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jibnut
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This thread is nasty
Oct 14 2011 10:34PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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you're jealous
Oct 14 2011 10:39PM
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NBCskier
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haha
Oct 14 2011 10:52PM
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Dirtyyy
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I lost it
Oct 14 2011 11:00PM
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PJS.
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someone is well informed.
Oct 14 2011 11:02PM
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tommyp1ckles
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you can do whatever you want...as long as you film it and say your doing porn
Oct 14 2011 11:03PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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wow....

utah sucks
Oct 14 2011 11:07PM
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Peter.
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this man knows his stripper info
Oct 14 2011 11:13PM
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ryano
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haha. i lost. wow.
Oct 14 2011 11:21PM
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hank_hill
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a man can dream
Oct 15 2011 12:52AM
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LDV
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What kind of blowing in the summer then?
Oct 15 2011 2:57AM
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hoodratz47
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nothing new about that


strait saw a stripper piss in a pint glass and guy drank it
Oct 15 2011 3:39AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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My friend's dad gave me money to buy him two strippers for his 21st birthday we had a condo at key stone set up two strippers to come by. It was literally the best night ever the girls that were there had a blast the strippers had a blast and the guys had a blast... literally and figuratively. Everyone made sex... aside from the strippers... they did touch the birthday boys penis though hahahaha
Oct 15 2011 3:54AM
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seanahue.
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on that note, strip-clubs are one thing, but pay for a private showing at a house and it's a whole different ballgame... at a bachelor party we got these two skanks to SCISSOR A FUCKING CUCUMBER, and when they were done, we got the shitfaced man-of-the-hour to take a giant bite out of it (only after being promised a dual-BJ of course)... moral of the story: strippers or not, if you have a shotload of money/drugs/alcohol flying around, you're chances of getting a girl to do whatever you want are much, much higher...
Oct 15 2011 4:17AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Apparently theres a strip club around here that has something called Tiny Tuesdays - midget strippers.

Theres also a pretty good stripper karaoke show at Devils Point on foster.
Oct 15 2011 4:30AM
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seanahue.
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casa diablo is another good one, and the dancing bear has an 18-21yr old stage for all you youngins... i can't think of the name at the moment, but there's another one up north that's famous for it's $5 steak-dinner, the owner has his own cattle ranch or some shit... god i miss portland and it's debauchery
Oct 15 2011 4:34AM
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hoodratz47
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yes and yes


i got kicked out of striperoke cause i sang.. bloodhound gangs "a lapdance is better when the stripper is crying"


or you could go downtown to the Paris theatre and watch a live sex show
Oct 15 2011 4:36AM
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ThaLetterM.
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one of the best posts I have seen on NS in a long time, kudos to you my friend
Oct 15 2011 5:52AM
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hoodratz47
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Acropolis
Oct 15 2011 1:44PM
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ImNotARacist
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Strippers are no better than homeless people. They are just lucky enough to have tits and a vagina.
Oct 15 2011 1:47PM
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Scott0_robot0
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whats wrong with homeless people?
Oct 15 2011 2:07PM
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CJHski
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Haha. I'm at work and I just lost it in front of a bunch of customers. Thank you.
Oct 15 2011 2:16PM
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ImNotARacist
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You are right. It's unfair to compare homeless people to strippers.
Oct 15 2011 2:37PM
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84891jnf92048
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I know someone who was a stripper so she could make ends meet while searching for a legitimate job. She made a fair amount of cash, but didn't like what she was doing. She is now a manager for a major sports store in a major city.
Oct 15 2011 4:36PM
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theWIZARD
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I lol'd +K

Oh thats just nastay. I'm pretty sure at some trashy clubs you can do this.
Oct 15 2011 4:40PM
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ImNotARacist
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You can't prove that.
Oct 15 2011 4:47PM
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ForeverYung
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I just lost it. 10/10 best comment I've seen in a while
Nov 10 2011 10:36PM
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