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Bored? This CVS product could change your life!

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Waketowake11
Posts: 245 - Karma: 23
Ever since I lost my job and got kicked out of my parents house I've been super bored. The other day I went into CVS and started looking around to see what I could do to spice things up abit. I found this shit called "Mouth Sore Gel, immediate pain relief". Without every reading the instructions I put like half the tube in my mouth. By far the best decision I've made in awhile! My mouth felt so numb, it was like a crazy head high! I've spent like 30 bucks on this shit since then. Everyone must go out and buy this stuff, you won't regret it!! 
Oct 14 2011 7:16PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
troll or retard...?
Oct 14 2011 7:18PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
check you keyboard make sure there is no drool on your keys.
Oct 14 2011 7:19PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
retard.
Oct 14 2011 7:20PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
is it 2am? or are the shitty late night ads coming on earlier?
Oct 14 2011 7:20PM
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Waketowake11
Posts: 245 - Karma: 23
it's actually 7pm dumbass, people really need to check this stuff out, it's lifechanging!
Oct 15 2011 7:16PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
he went full
never go full
Oct 15 2011 7:17PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
when my friend had a mouh infection he used this shit and told me it made him high buyt i didnt believe him haha
Oct 15 2011 7:19PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
My sister told me this once hahahah she had a canker sore and put this stuff on it and she liked the way it felt so she kept doing it more and more hahahahah fucking weird.
Oct 15 2011 7:23PM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
hahah im assuming there is a huge puddle
Oct 15 2011 7:57PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
hahahahahaha i'm on my way to cvs
Oct 15 2011 7:59PM
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JordanButtfart
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Oct 15 2011 8:13PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
try listerine

Oct 15 2011 8:16PM
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YoungJeezy
Posts: 252 - Karma: 13
this aint a troll. i had this stuff when i got my wisdom teeth out and it was sweet

OP is legit but tongue biting side effects may occur
Oct 15 2011 8:20PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
youre not supposed to say retard anymore,    its offensive to some people
Oct 15 2011 8:20PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
sean penn when full retard in sam-i-am..
Oct 15 2011 9:09PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
that would be called herpes... my buddy thought he was just getting raped by ulcers and went to the doc to find out that he had the herple derple in his mouth... might want to get it checked
Oct 15 2011 9:10PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
No it isntt.. Silly spinozaa
Oct 15 2011 9:48PM
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1337
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lol@obvious herpes
Oct 15 2011 9:51PM
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theabortionator
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I could just do a fat rail of coke and get my whole face numb


I think I'll stick with that bro
Oct 15 2011 10:34PM
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pinhead_larry
Posts: 891 - Karma: 20
Ya you might wanna make sure you still have a tongue.
Oct 15 2011 10:37PM
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Waketowake11
Posts: 245 - Karma: 23
your icon is a picture of a hanger...  I don't think your in any position to give advice "bro", blowtard. This shit is called Maximum Strength Mouth Sore Gel, Immediate Pain Relief Triple Medicated. It's amazing. Instant pain/stress relief, prob better than coke. If you don't like it...

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Oct 15 2011 11:58PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
The bat took my jelly beans!!!!!
Oct 16 2011 12:02AM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
tongues are for straight people
Oct 16 2011 12:07AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
bought some orajel. we'll see how this goes

but there are benzo's in this so it might be possible....
Oct 16 2011 12:56PM
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