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ECfreeski3
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ive been debating with my friends what the formula should be for deciding how young of a girl u can get with, without being a pedophile. they decided on age divided by half + 5 years. what do u think?
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Aug 22 2004 12:23PM
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MistaSkier
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I've always added 6 years. But I guess that means I'm just less of a pedophile than your friends.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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Aug 22 2004 12:27PM
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mikee
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divide by two add 7 years.

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Aug 22 2004 12:28PM
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ECfreeski3
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ya, well i said +5 with an astericks...the fine print being they have to be developed for their age
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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
Aug 22 2004 12:29PM
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Aug 22 2004 12:36PM
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MistaSkier
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Then again, I know people who simply divide by half and end it there.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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Aug 22 2004 12:39PM
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ECfreeski3
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haha ya i do too
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Aug 22 2004 12:39PM
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sugarloaf
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I think you're a fucking manwhore for cheating on lisa WITH sarah. goddamn. you're 16 she's..14. I guess that's alright. but I'd go with the 6+


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Aug 22 2004 12:40PM
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ECfreeski3
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who the hell are lisa and sarah? crazy bitch^
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Aug 22 2004 12:41PM
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sugarloaf
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ahhhawhahaaa the E is takn over my life.


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Aug 22 2004 12:42PM
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MistaSkier
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I'm a manwhore


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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Aug 22 2004 12:45PM
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ECfreeski3
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theres absolutely nothing wrong with being a manwhore
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Aug 22 2004 12:47PM
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nothanks
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divide by 2, then subtract 3




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Aug 22 2004 1:18PM
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Jacob_W
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subtract by 5, take away 5, then divide by two
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Aug 22 2004 1:23PM
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TheWorst
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yea... i think yours is wrong i would say divide by 2 and add 6
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Aug 22 2004 1:23PM
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if she crawls, shes in the right position


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Aug 22 2004 2:58PM
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jksl
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multiply by 2

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Aug 22 2004 3:39PM
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Soups
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Usually a safe bet is no more then 3 years younger. Then it just looks weird otherwise. IE: 18yr old with a 15 year old is weird, unless she looks 20.




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Aug 22 2004 3:42PM
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skibunnie
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divide by 2, add 7. so for me being 19 i could go for a 16.5 year old. not that i would want to, seeing as i'm a girl. i wouldn't go more than a few months younger. unless he was ridiculously hot and looked older.
Aug 22 2004 3:55PM
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ECfreeski3
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well for girls its a decision of how much older you'd go....so age times 2, minus...watever
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Aug 22 2004 5:15PM
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Sharpy
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younger girls are good, because when girls hit 18, they go down hill, and those are the good ones, I wish i had an over the hill party for a friend of mine when she turned 15, but i didn't realize how much she'd de-hottify
Aug 22 2004 5:27PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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old enough to pee is old enough for me
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Aug 22 2004 5:53PM
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jibberjason
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no no no you guys are all wrong. you can't use a linear equation. what if you're 27? If there's grass on the field, play ball. old enough to walk, old enough for cock. and someone said the old enough to pee one.
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Aug 23 2004 10:24AM
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ECfreeski3
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^the same equation works because the older you get, the more acceptable it is to date down farther. i bet your parents are at least 5 years apart.
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Aug 23 2004 12:34PM
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TheWorst
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my great uncle was 8 years older than my great aunt... cause i think they met when he was like 30 something and she was like 22 or something i dunno
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Aug 24 2004 5:05PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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according to that equation old men can't have trophy wives.

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Aug 24 2004 5:56PM
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ECfreeski3
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ya they could, sorta...a 60 year old man could have a 35 year old. and i said the formula should be used by people who care
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Aug 25 2004 4:30PM
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skibrdingbitch
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see i think in like high school and 25 and under, like age differences matter, like i know a guy whos 22 and is wh\ith a girl who was 16 when they started dating, thats fucked up. i think its fine if like shes a freshmen and hes a senior, like 4 year difference is fine, thats how it is with all of my guys at least


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Aug 25 2004 9:21PM
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marlin_102
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im gonna be a dick here and critisize your grammar...

'they decided on age divided by half + 5 years'
so since im 17, the equation is:
(17 ÷ 0.5) + 5 = 39

wow, sweet, the lowest i can go is 39 years old.


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Aug 25 2004 9:43PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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^ i was jsut guna post that!
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