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M+M
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there was just a thread about the three ninjas, so how many of you have seen the ninja turtles movies, i own the first two and i they still are so good

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 22 2004 8:25AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yea i own like all of them....except the new ones....they were cool up until like 97 or 98 cause they made it gayish. i like leonardo the most...rahpael is cool to.


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Aug 22 2004 8:27AM
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shredder was a pooper


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Aug 22 2004 8:28AM
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i think the new cartoon ruined them, and the third movie took it way to far with the trip to japan, they were golden after two movies but killed it on the third

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 22 2004 8:29AM
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i love ninja turtles





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Aug 22 2004 9:14AM
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cobalt
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i think i have the 3rd one and the 1st one. it's good stuff.
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Aug 22 2004 9:47AM
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jksl
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i used to have the 3, but i don't know if my mom gave them away or not
the first two wewre definately quality though

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Aug 22 2004 9:51AM
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shredder is crap
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Aug 22 2004 9:57AM
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EpitaphE13
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michaelangelo was the coolest. he was a party dude.
Aug 22 2004 10:18AM
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ECfreeski3
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and the blue one always had to keep him in line
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Aug 22 2004 11:49AM
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I always liked Donatello.


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Aug 22 2004 12:00PM
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M+M
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raph always sapzed out mikey was always joking around leanardo was always serious and donitelo was always smart

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 22 2004 12:05PM
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mommy
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i hate these kids trying to make ninja turtles retro. dont ruin a good thing. the new series is very gay. ralph has a dvd collection.

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Aug 22 2004 12:26PM
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mommy
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RALF!

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Aug 22 2004 12:27PM
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JumboBum
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WOOOOOO!!
TMNT ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!
I watched all three of them movies last night.
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Aug 22 2004 12:28PM
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Saltines
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I like the one with the pizza.
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Aug 22 2004 12:41PM
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i just watched the second one a week or so ago, it was some funny shit
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Aug 22 2004 1:01PM
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Own all the 3 on both VHS and DVD. Have 5 tshirts, all the original playsets and action figures, the blimp, the van, and the communicator(all original). Have the 1st season of the cartoon on DVD. And of course my favorite turtle....Raphael.


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Aug 22 2004 3:09PM
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Sorry Im a little obsessed^^; I cant help it.




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Chemical bomb
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Everybody's dead
It won't be long
It won't be long
People gonna run around
Losing their heads
A river of blood
Who's gonna live?
The earth is tired of human kind
And I think this world
Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb
Aug 22 2004 3:09PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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how about in one of them when shredder pops his arm out of the dump. that's some good stuff.
Aug 22 2004 8:55PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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The new one's gay (especially the theme song), but when I open the TV and it's one I watch it once in a while.

Favorite: Leonardo, rules so much with his two swords.
Worst: Donnatelo, his weapon is a weak stick, and he's a computer nerd.

Oh and by the way, I used to have TMNJ michealangelo underwear, I rule you all!!!
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Aug 22 2004 8:59PM
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Soups
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^^Uh...DOUBTFUL. I still own all my Turtles stuff if you didnt read, and I had the costume with the beak/mask, the belt, the arm and knee pads, sais and the green pajamas that made you look like a turtle.




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Chemical bomb
Eyes melt, Skin explodes
Everybody's dead
It won't be long
It won't be long
People gonna run around
Losing their heads
A river of blood
Who's gonna live?
The earth is tired of human kind
And I think this world
Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb
Aug 22 2004 9:15PM
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estaked
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dood fuck the movies i use to watch that shyt back in tha day on tv with seasami streeet next bbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeotch
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Aug 22 2004 10:10PM
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JumboBum
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AHAHAHA THE Tv Show was Cool, thats where the movies came from...

BeBop and Rocksteady HAHAHAHA They always got in trouble!!! HAHAHA THat Show was cOol!
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Aug 22 2004 10:19PM
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acc
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michaelangelo....the original game for ns was soo dope. you could drive their van and shit

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Aug 22 2004 10:21PM
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Soups
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Correction for all you would be Turtles Fans.... the movies were a result of an RPG Game like Dungeons and Dragons they had in the early 80s...the Movies were based off the books and game. Then TV show was based off the movies. The new one is just remaking the show over again so they can whore out another good character(s) for money.




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Chemical bomb
Eyes melt, Skin explodes
Everybody's dead
It won't be long
It won't be long
People gonna run around
Losing their heads
A river of blood
Who's gonna live?
The earth is tired of human kind
And I think this world
Is gonna wash up in Hell'--Aquabats, Chemical Bomb
Aug 22 2004 10:24PM
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i love the pizza they had in the cartoons. it was soo gooey and cheezy looking.....sooo good dammit
Aug 23 2004 1:50AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i wish i ddint break my ninja turtles and power rangers...the power rangers i had were special addition and they would be worth 300 right now except the black one which is worht 800....should not have broke them


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Aug 23 2004 9:32AM
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jibberjason
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ya i broke all my toys too. when i got too old for toys and just old enough for pellet guns I shot all my toys with pellet guns. the ninja turtles held up amazing; those shells are tough. the GI joes exploded pretty good though. I loved turtles back in the day. I just watched TMNT II. it was classic. and I was gonna get TNMT 1 with my pizzas, but pizza hut was out of movies. I was sad.
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Aug 23 2004 10:18AM
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yeah i broke mine too, i am so pissed, i have the origanal game for nintendo and the one for super nintendo, and i have the comic books, and episodes on VHS, yeah i was ubsessed, i have so many power rangers on VHS, they took that god damn show WAY to fucking far, there are like 8000000 versions and it pisses me off

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 23 2004 10:39AM
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I own like 10 tapes of the cartoon series!...they're classics
Aug 23 2004 10:44AM
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the show was sick and the movies are great , i own the one with the fuckin mutant lizard and rat thing , sweet movie , but does anyone else realize that the toys they're puttin out for the show are like the exact same ones i had when i was like 7? i felt ripped man and sold my shit to the kids down the street , except for my new TMNT mesh trucker which is awsoem
Aug 23 2004 10:49AM
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one day ninja turtles will rule the world.
then the'll get run over by a volkswagen.
fat people should avoid buffets.
Aug 23 2004 11:41AM
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I have a fuckin teenage mutant ninja turtles sleeping bag!
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Aug 23 2004 1:40PM
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WIfreeskier
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lol they're all stoners and like to munch out on their pizza and stuff, dood. i remember that shit, the only good stuff was the cartoons from back in the day, the movies were pretty gay.
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Aug 23 2004 1:44PM
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EpitaphE13
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hit the nail right on the head skia.
Aug 23 2004 1:44PM
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SkiUnit03
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ive seen all the movies, there awsome





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Aug 23 2004 1:45PM
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TheWorst
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ninja turtle were awesome... who was your favorite ninja turtle? i think mine was raphael was that the one with the swords?
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Aug 23 2004 11:25PM
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skibrdingbitch
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i was rapheal, the red one, when i was a kid, me and all my guy friends would dress up as them, we had these plastic turtle shells and everything, SOO SWEET. why aren't kids toys as cool as they used to be


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Aug 23 2004 11:30PM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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i met hte red one backin the day i have a pic of me and my bro with him and im crying i dont know why
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Aug 23 2004 11:32PM
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a.beezy
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michelangelo was the best, no doubt






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Aug 23 2004 11:37PM
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TheWorst
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yo who was the guy with the swords and he carried them on his back? i thought that guy was the coolest
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Aug 23 2004 11:50PM
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Soups
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Tisk tisk tisk; posting in a TMNT not knowing the turtles:

Leonardo: Blue Eye band: 2 Katanas, carried on his back

Michaelangelo: Orange Eye band; 2 Nunchucks on his waist

RAPHAEL(The Best): Red Eye Band; 2 Sais on his waist

Donatello: Purple Eye band; Bo Staff carried on his back






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Aug 24 2004 12:07AM
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way to know your tmnt !
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Aug 24 2004 12:09AM
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they are the shit
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Aug 24 2004 7:59AM
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M+M
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^^^ man has got it, but you forgot there personalitys
mikey - funny
donitelo - smart
raph - mean
leonardo - leader thing guy

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peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 24 2004 8:03AM
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TheWorst
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yea leonardo was my favorite... i thought his swords were so cool... what was the rat dudes name?
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Aug 24 2004 12:32PM
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alev
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i just gave my toys away like a month ago.....i used to be afraid of the begginning cuz walker texas ranger was on before......fuckin chuck norriss

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Aug 24 2004 12:38PM
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TheWorst
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fuckin chuck norriss ^ hahaha dodgeball was so funny... i forget what happened to my ninja turtles toys... i think my brothers blew one up with a fire cracker... that was a sad day...
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Aug 24 2004 12:47PM
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a.beezy
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rat dude= splinter






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Aug 24 2004 1:08PM
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EpitaphE13
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and what was the guys name that had the hockey mask and baseball bat? was it casey?
Aug 24 2004 5:55PM
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