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To the overly aggressive pole planters...

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washparkdub
Posts: 266 - Karma: 66
I'm not even sure why I care...
It irks me when I see people pole planting incorrectly, either at the wrong time/place, or way o hard, as if they are stabbing their boss or something.
Makes me want to ride up and steal them poles! They act only as a crutch to someone who does not know how to properly use them.
ugh, sorry for the pointless rant.

Oh, and to those who will inevitably tell me that we all did it at one point or another. False.
Oct 13 2011 2:39PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
we all did it at one point or another.
Oct 13 2011 2:40PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
we all did it at one point or another
Oct 13 2011 2:42PM
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
Thanks for pointing that out
Oct 13 2011 2:44PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
we all did it at one point or another.
Oct 13 2011 2:44PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 717
Rehtona ro tniop eno ta mom ruoy did lla ew............................


we all did your mom at one point or another
Oct 13 2011 2:51PM
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T.DUDE
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 129
why do you always put so many damn periods?

Shitttt bro!
Oct 13 2011 3:05PM
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A.rollins
Posts: 226 - Karma: 53
^
Oct 13 2011 3:26PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
your mom has been done, at one point or another, by us all
Oct 13 2011 3:29PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
we all took it in the face at one point of another
Oct 13 2011 3:29PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
fuck
Oct 13 2011 3:29PM
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UFOsarereal
Posts: 2285 - Karma: 1,132
your posts are sharp at one point or another
Oct 13 2011 3:47PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
by us all, your mom has been done, at one point or another
Oct 13 2011 6:50PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6384 - Karma: 953
Now let's say that the roles were reversed. Say you were not a good writer (not saying you aren't) and you submitted your final paper of high school. Which would you prefer the teacher to do: a) point out that you place commas in all the wrong places and that your sentence structure is awful, then proceed to show the rest of the class your paper as how not to write or b) privately tell you how to properly use commas and how you might better restructure your sentences in the future to better communicate your point.

My guess is B. So, why not do the same on the mountain? If you see someone who is clueless on pole planting and you in fact know the correct technique, why not just mention it to them kindly in an uncrowded liftline instead of make a thread about it NS?

The Golden Rule - hey, it still works.
Oct 13 2011 7:04PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
so how about you tell us when the correct time to pole plant is?
Oct 13 2011 8:49PM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
Thats the truth, truth!
Oct 13 2011 8:58PM
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Peppy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 341
this is why i do not use poles
Oct 13 2011 9:00PM
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mountainviper
Posts: 1931 - Karma: -3
I have overly aggressively planted my pole......in yo momma anus!
Oct 13 2011 9:14PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
k
Oct 13 2011 9:18PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Free your hands and your mind.

Drop the poles all together.


Oct 13 2011 9:21PM
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mountainviper
Posts: 1931 - Karma: -3
I did that back in the 90s so ski patrol would think for a sec that I was a snowboarder ridin through the "snowboarders only" terrain parks back then. Also thought I was cool rockin grabs on my dynastar extremes....lol...but seriously hardly anyone was doin that back then. I used to get the strangest looks....and chased out of the pipes and parks. Times they have a changed.
Oct 13 2011 9:32PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Zomg... like for real.

I remember getting snowballs chucked at me all day every day riding the park. Super annoying.


Oct 13 2011 9:34PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
this
Oct 13 2011 9:35PM
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mountainviper
Posts: 1931 - Karma: -3
Fortunately I used to ride with a group of badass snowboards back then so once the snowballs and name callin started flyin they'd settle stuff down with a "naw he's legit. Watch he does grabs." haha
Oct 13 2011 10:06PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
The REAL golden rule:


He who has the money, makes the rules.


And this rule is always in effect.
Oct 13 2011 10:19PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
Candide is exempt...


Oct 13 2011 10:31PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26
Did you really do a dub in Wash Park?
Oct 13 2011 10:32PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oct 13 2011 10:35PM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
How often do you have to water poles? Cos i planted them in my garden a month or so ago and they haven't grown or anything.
Oct 14 2011 5:44AM
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YoUnGinAYo
Posts: 307 - Karma: 226
i think its fucking hilarious when im riding up the chairlift and see people doing that! (in my opinion keep doing it! ha!)  They're still stuck in the 1980s warren miller movie ages of skiing
Oct 14 2011 11:36AM
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Karma_Police
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 1,628
Thank god somebody posted about candide.  He can ski however he likes and it will always please me.
Oct 14 2011 11:39AM
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steezy.stew
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 568
i honestly have no idea what you are refering to
Oct 14 2011 11:41AM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315

another or point one at it did all we.

Oct 14 2011 11:44AM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
this thread is actually so pointless
Oct 14 2011 11:52AM
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Boooshank
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 160
Come try get my poles!
Oct 14 2011 4:00PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
gotta love the over zealous pole plants
Oct 14 2011 4:05PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
Overly aggressive pole planting is the thing for 2012. You kids no nothing.
Oct 14 2011 4:30PM
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vauban08
Posts: 575 - Karma: 119
Don't mess with the 80s people, they were cool:


Oct 14 2011 5:04PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
i usually plant then proceed to flip the pole around vertically like a wheel motion and i time each sides rotation so that at the end of each rotaion its time to plant again.

its fun in the moguls
Oct 14 2011 5:04PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
I highly recommend everyone watch that video.
Oct 14 2011 5:16PM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
Too right, mate!
Oct 14 2011 10:16PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6384 - Karma: 953
That is a sad new truth sometimes, but it doesn't change the real golden rule. :)
Oct 14 2011 10:22PM
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crunkasfuck
Posts: 752 - Karma: 352
everyone has to milk the cow before it becomes natural
Oct 14 2011 11:58PM
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