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The Sandwich Thread

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Kangbang
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Let's share idea's for sandwichs in this thread. I love making me some sandwichs, but I wanna hear what other NSer's make. I'll start off.

- Toasted whole wheat bread, turkey, basil, spring mix salad, tomato, red onion, cheese, mayo, chipotle ranch sauce (not the pre mixed), dijon, franks red hot

- Toasted whole wheat bread, tomato, basil, bacon, mayo, franks red hot

- A really good kaiser bun, bbq pork to medium rare then sliced, grilled red pepers, grilled onion, spring mix salad with black balsamic vinegar and crushed garlic.

So NS, what kind of sandwichs do you guys make?
Oct 13 2011 1:37AM
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skithesprings
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now this shit is going to blow your mind.

first i take some peanut butter and slather that shit on one piece of bread.

then i take some jelly and smear that shit on another piece of bread.

then i squish em together. sounds crazy right? but it tastes so good.

and when you say not the pre-made chipolte ranch sauce, do you actually make your own? because i doubt it.
Oct 13 2011 1:40AM
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plorr
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On a flat bread:
Fresh sliced turkey
rehydrated cranberry mayo
sprouts
avocado
pepper jack cheese

On a roll:
Hamburger
brie
bacon
apple butter
spinach
Oct 13 2011 1:41AM
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Kangbang
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No I don't make my own. But at stores in my city, they have premixed bottled chipotle ranch. I buy the good ranch and the good chipotle mix it up, toss some lemon juice and some crushed garlic into it.
Oct 13 2011 1:42AM
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skithesprings
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and who the fuck cooks BBQ pork to medium rare? are you just saying words you heard on the cooking channel to sound like you know about food? pretty sure you hade four different sauces on that first sandwich...
Oct 13 2011 1:43AM
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Kangbang
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Well my dad made the pork. And that's what he told me.

And yes I do. I go light on the dijon and chipotle ranch
Oct 13 2011 1:44AM
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skithesprings
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yeah, i bet that totally tastes like ten thousand times better. you should be a chef with mixing skills like that.
Oct 13 2011 1:44AM
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*simba*
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How about no.
Oct 13 2011 1:45AM
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skithesprings
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ok, done being a dick...

my favorite sandwich of all time

lightly toasted italian bread
six slices of individually fried bologna.
4 slices of bacon
fresh romaine lettuce
one thick tomato slice
salt and pepper
mayo


serve that with a beer, pickle spear, and a pile of chips and i'm in heaven.
Oct 13 2011 1:48AM
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skithesprings
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what? did you read what i said?

anyone who cooks BBQ pork to medium rare is a full blown retard.

now, don't get me wrong, certain cuts of pork can be done to med rare, but anything BBQ should be cooked low and slow.
Oct 13 2011 1:51AM
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Kangbang
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I don't know. I'm probably wrong. But when my dad made it, it taste fucking amazing!
Oct 13 2011 1:56AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Medium rare pork is a great way to get worms hahaha

Dank sammies.
Stoned sammy
white wonder bread
nutella, peanut butter, banana, chocolate syrup, crushed reeces. Its crazy good. put it in a bowl add vanilla ice cream... Oh shit desert sammich? What? crazy but not too crazy to be impossible.

up and at them sammy

Bagel toasted, fried egg, bacon, and cheese melted. Such a dank way to start a day.

Lunch time classic sunshine sammy like grandma makes
Sour dough/ submarine bread/ french baguette (you choose)
ham not too much though, mustard, mayo, lettuce, onion, bacon, banana peppers aka peppercini's, tomato, MOST IMPORTANTLY some mother fucking potato chips on that bitch, lays, ruffles, but for best effect ANY TYPE OF KETTLE COOKED ORIGINAL FLAVOR CHIPS.

Dinner sammy

classic philly cheese steak,

steak cut to perfection all thin and shit, cheese, green pepper, onion, mayo.

Thats what i'm all about. I fucking love sammiches.
Oct 13 2011 1:57AM
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p-fo
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I do this when I'm working at camp and have free reign of the lunch supplies fridge:
Two pieces of wheat.
Turkey, bacon, salami, swiss, cheddar or provolone or a combination, lettuce, mayo and mustard.
Toast the bread until it's almost ready, them pile all the meat and cheese on it and let it finish. It takes like 30sec in a toaster. Then you put the lettuce in the center with the condiments and put that shit together. It's even better if you can find some Italian salad dressing.
The end result is monstrous and satisfying as fuck.
Oct 13 2011 1:57AM
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Mr.Panda
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Oct 13 2011 1:58AM
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Mr.Gaga
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^^thread is over
Oct 13 2011 2:01AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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bacon and strawberry jam on toast
Oct 13 2011 2:15AM
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rudager
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semi toasted bread
thai chili tuna
lettuce
jalepeno havarti cheese
semi toasted bread





bread
peanut butter
banana
bread
nutella
banana
peanut butter
bread
Oct 13 2011 2:19AM
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Peter.
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classic italian sub can't be beat
Oct 13 2011 2:19AM
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rudager
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Bagel
cream cheese of your choice
fried egg
cheese of your choice
smoked salmon
lettuce
bagel
Oct 13 2011 2:21AM
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Davy.Crockett
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FUCK YEAH FRENCH DIP SO GOOD!!!
Oct 13 2011 2:23AM
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mistaT
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Lightly toasted white bread or ciabatta bun
Hot capacola and sopresseta
Mayo (optional)
Thick tomatoes
Very thinly sliced red onions
Diced artichoke/sweet pepper mix


Oct 13 2011 2:28AM
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ski_ENDUB
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I could do work on an egg salad sammich about now, also any sandwich+bacon=better sandwich
Oct 13 2011 3:26AM
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sweatshirt
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thats a next level sandwhich
Oct 13 2011 3:35AM
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pianoman
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montreal smoked meat sandwich with pickles...toasted. yum
Oct 13 2011 3:37AM
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sweatshirt
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going to make a sandwhich right now.. will deliver with pics
Oct 13 2011 3:45AM
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straightlining
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Vegemite and Cheese motherfuckers.

(it's an acquired taste if you're not from here)
Oct 13 2011 4:07AM
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CJHski
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-Wheat Montana honey oat bread
-A little bit of mayo
-A lot of Sirachi sauce
-Turkey (preferably some sort of peppered or cajun)
-Genoa Salami
-Swiss cheese
-Red onion
-Red pepper
-Banana pepper
- Lettuce
-Salt & Pepper and/or Oil & Vinegar
......and.....
-Sunflower seeds
Oct 13 2011 5:49AM
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Deluge
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Great thread
Oct 13 2011 7:18AM
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JamesR
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i made a monte cristo yesterday. simple and amazing
Oct 13 2011 7:21AM
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Crispy.
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I have my women do that for me.
Oct 13 2011 7:39AM
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.RYAN66
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My thoughts. You need to smoke that shit with wet maple for about 8 hours. It will be an orgasim in your mouth. And is it just me or did his first sandwich have all sauces and lettuce? With no meat? I was all like wtf
Oct 13 2011 8:15AM
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geteducated
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i like tuna, mayo, chopped onion, balsamic. mix that shit together. have a leaf of iceberg lettuce optional.

tastes good and its easy. some of you make some extravagant sandwiches. i don't care for making sure i have chipolte or brie in the fridge, i just want to have something to eat. i suppose if my parents still bought all my groceries i could eat their premium shit in a FUCKING SANDWICH.
Oct 13 2011 9:12AM
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Mcfottley
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chuck norris shit on a hotdog bun
Oct 13 2011 9:42AM
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smooter
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Christ... you guys make some fancy sandwiches.....white bread ham cheese handful of lays potato chip white bread
Oct 13 2011 9:50AM
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oil.
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toasted white bread, turkey, cole slaw and russian dressing... mmmmmmmm
Oct 13 2011 9:55AM
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quaive
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white bread, cheese, turkey, lettuce, tomato, bbq sauce and some bacon. grilled.
Oct 13 2011 9:57AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Technopotamus and I made a sandwich of your mom last night.
Oct 13 2011 10:05AM
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disastertourism
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FUCKING CHICKEN GYROS

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Oct 13 2011 10:18AM
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.Blake.
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Banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich.


Oct 13 2011 10:20AM
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PJS.
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thank you, come again.
Oct 13 2011 10:21AM
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act.resist
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not the best, but still extremely good:

Salt Bagel
Avacado
Turkey (thick slices of deli meat)
Bacon (thiiiiick)
Dofino cheese
Mayo

heat it up and its deliciouuus :)
Oct 13 2011 11:25AM
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act.resist
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not the best, but still extremely good:

Salt Bagel
Avacado
Turkey (thick slices of deli meat)
Bacon (thiiiiick)
Dofino cheese
Mayo

heat it up and its deliciouuus :)
Oct 13 2011 11:25AM
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pimpcat
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It's just you. He said turkey. Unless you refuse to acknowledge turkey as a meat.
Oct 13 2011 11:31AM
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eldridge
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The Broodwich is the sandwich of all sandwichs.
Oct 13 2011 11:38AM
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steezeknees
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Grilled Cheese - Cheese + Peanut Butter= Grilled Peanut Butter. If made correctly it is so simple and fuckinmg delicious.

Oct 13 2011 11:39AM
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jibnut
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Hi. This thread was not created by a female. lolol

But I like to make anything with bacon. Or avocado. And sprouts
Oct 13 2011 11:46AM
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yelsel
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I like your style.

Bacon and pb sandwich. Major noms
Oct 13 2011 11:56AM
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.RYAN66
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Yeah I missed that first time through. But still he has 4 different sauces like wtf?
Oct 13 2011 12:18PM
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steez_nuts
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Buffalo Chicken. Nuff said
Oct 13 2011 2:57PM
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Vino
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Morning sandwich before going to job

bread
peanut butter
cheeze
banana
peanut butter
bread

Oct 13 2011 3:15PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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uhhhhhhh you're my twin
Oct 13 2011 3:19PM
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