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Legal, cheap Halloween pranks!!

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come_at_me_bro
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ok guys so here the deal, I live in a neighborhood full of stuck up pricks, and every year, I do my best to scare the hell out of people. Clown masks, blood packets, I've done it all. However, this year I want to go ABOVE AND BEYOND!! I bought myself a Hannibal lecter mask from the local party America, but that's just step one. For the rest of the costume, I want to go completely fucking nuts. I'm talking chainsaws (with the blades off of course), the works, however I am on a budget!! What kind of ideas do you guys have that won't get me arrested, and are relatively cheap? I don't just want to chase people or jump out from behind bushes, I want to really make this year count. So come on NS!!! give me your best ideas!
Oct 12 2011 9:02PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
jump out from behind a bush and chase your neighbors down the street with your mask on and wielding a chainsaw.
Oct 12 2011 9:04PM
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skiingblowsme
Posts: 664 - Karma: 100
First?
Oct 12 2011 9:04PM
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skiingblowsme
Posts: 664 - Karma: 100
Le fuuuuuu
Oct 12 2011 9:05PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
not really legal, but shit in jack-o-lanterns
Oct 12 2011 9:06PM
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Afeld
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Oct 12 2011 9:08PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
wait til kids get close. then whip your cock out
Oct 12 2011 9:08PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
this. this happened to me once when i was little and was scared shitless. would be hilarious
Oct 12 2011 9:11PM
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k-fred
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dont forget to slap them and leave a mark so they can remember.
Oct 12 2011 9:12PM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
Hahaha +K to the guys above me
Oct 12 2011 9:12PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
chase everyone with a pipe
Oct 12 2011 9:13PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
throw shit
Oct 12 2011 9:13PM
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connory998
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do all the normal stuff but a week before/after halloween.
Oct 12 2011 9:23PM
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come_at_me_bro
Posts: 494 - Karma: 19
So far we have: whip my cock out. Shit in a jack o lantern, and chase everyone with a pipe... Good list
Oct 12 2011 9:23PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
i forgot to mention, if you really wanna go above and beyond, construct a dildo-cannon and launch high speed dildos at unsuspecting children
Oct 12 2011 9:27PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
LEAVE A TRAIL OF CANDY INTO ONE OF THEIR MOM'S ROOMS, AND THEN WHEN HE WALKS IN YOU'LL BE FUCKING HIS MOM WEARING A SCARY MASK!

IF THEY DONT IMMEDIATELY RUN AWAY, GET THEM WITH SILLYSTRING.
Oct 12 2011 9:28PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
shoot a small kid, leave his body out as a decoration
kids wont come to the door and you get the candy
Oct 12 2011 9:28PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Set a couch on fire and ride it down a hill. OHOH OH i forgot dod a fuck load of LSD first
Oct 12 2011 9:28PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
or have your friend act like you are kicking the shit out of him. go all out and make it look real, then turn to someone you dont know, and yell "YOU'RE NEXT"
Oct 12 2011 9:31PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
open peoples doors and just stand there until they walk by and freak out

Oct 12 2011 9:32PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
only counts if it's done all at once





and you can't be flacid
Oct 12 2011 9:34PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
I LOVE YOU.
Oct 12 2011 9:36PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
1. rent white van
2. buy candy and give to pricks
3. rape
4. ??????
5. profit


you will scare the fuck out of them
Oct 12 2011 9:36PM
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Woodenshjips
Posts: 432 - Karma: 83
put candy on your pourch and hide somewhere they wont see with your chainsaw and then as soon as they get the candy, run after them with a chainsaw and scare them shitless. also if you have anybody else get them a chainsaw and to be at the bottom of the block or wherever you live and trap those lil bastards.
Oct 12 2011 9:38PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
Put razorblades in candy and give it to kids.
Inject candy with nicotine and give it to kids.
Give kids cigarettes instead of candy.
Give kids candy laced with drugs.
Oct 12 2011 9:39PM
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Big.L
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Dress up like a scarecrow or something stupid and just sit on your porch with a big bowl of candy, make it look good so you don't look real then when some little asshole comes and takes all the candy you jump up and beat the living shit out of him/her
Oct 12 2011 9:42PM
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.Emerson.
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That wouldn't have been half as funny if you left out get them with sillystring
Oct 12 2011 9:46PM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
This is what I'm doing.

My dad lives in a big old farm house from the 1800's and has the barn that matches and all. The drive way goes into a regular neighborhood with lots of small children for the scaring. ALL of the kids think the house and barn are haunted and have all sorts of ghostly rumors about the house. No one ever trick or treats at his house so I am going to line the drive way with dry ice. Then get myself and about 10 friends or so and all dress up as zombies. We will keep all the lights off then once the children in the neighborhood are at their peak we will start to zombie-walk our way down the drive way coming out of the dry ice fog and down to the street and scare all the kiddos. If we have time we might have my little brother and one of his friends act as innocent trick or treaters then attack them and pretend to eat them in front of the kids and drag them back up to the house while they pretend to be dead.
Oct 12 2011 9:57PM
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AWALLRUS.
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CIGARETTES LACED WITH CANDY
Oct 12 2011 9:57PM
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Benj.
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i loled harrrrrrd
Oct 12 2011 10:19PM
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Benj.
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but whatever you do you gotta post a video
Oct 12 2011 10:20PM
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.spaghetticat.
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If u do this u must get it on video Good luck
Oct 12 2011 10:22PM
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SARTRON
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get some of these.
Oct 12 2011 10:25PM
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LeadThug420
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this sounds hilarious
Oct 12 2011 10:31PM
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Dirtyyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 55
Take the condoms you used to penetrate the childrens mothers, stuff them with candy, shake um up and whalah. As long as the kids get their candy its cool. But if they dnt then your just fucked up man.
Oct 12 2011 10:48PM
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-NO-
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
Put some candy in a bowl, just enough to barely cover the bottom, then cut a hole in the bowl and stick a taser through. The lil kiddies will never know what hit 'em.
Oct 12 2011 11:01PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
This but have "take two" and if they take more run after them
Oct 12 2011 11:05PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
*stick your dick through
Oct 12 2011 11:06PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
just reminded me of HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR SEASON 2

yes!
Oct 12 2011 11:07PM
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SkiBumLivin
Posts: 102 - Karma: 17
never laughed so fuckin hard
Oct 12 2011 11:11PM
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Lavieille
Posts: 814 - Karma: 318
hahaha
Oct 12 2011 11:16PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
DOUSE YOURSELF IN SHITTY SMELLING COLOGNE AND GO TO ALL THE HOUSE HITTING ON THE HALLOWEEN MOMS
Oct 12 2011 11:28PM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
Get a ghilli suit or any kind of camouflage and hide in some grass. Put a bowl of cheap candy on display in front of you and stay hidden. When a greedy little shit comes and tries to take some candy, jump out and yell "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY CANDY".
Oct 13 2011 12:28AM
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Big5hifty
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so awesome. i want in.
Oct 13 2011 12:41AM
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statuswhitegirl
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murder
Oct 13 2011 1:37AM
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