Is Park skiing for me???????

teleak · 2011-10-12 01:06:08

Hey guys, My name is alex and i telemark my question is that if i am like really into wanting to be a better park skier like can i how do i totally get sponsored like free stuff and everything is like what i want to do for being sponsored and like really really good at skiing like you guys cuz i just don kno how to like do it u know? so yeah anyway thats my question like thanks in advanzed cuz youguys are all awesome! ~Al_eX

teleak

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oh yeah also telemark 4 lyfe!

Oct 12 2011 1:07AM

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ILLinoisance

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you can like totally, like totes do it for surez!!!1111!!111

lolzzzzz!!!

Oct 12 2011 1:19AM

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Janky

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its Tuesday for suuuuuure. does that apply to this forum also?

Oct 12 2011 1:29AM

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wat

Oct 12 2011 2:04AM

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Telemark chicks are hot. I figure you are a girl by all of the "likes" and really's used

Oct 12 2011 4:05AM

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Oct 12 2011 4:30AM

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inb4 no

Oct 12 2011 2:09PM

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Oct 12 2011 2:29PM

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Oct 12 2011 2:55PM

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Troll

Oct 12 2011 3:01PM

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monkatizer

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this

Oct 12 2011 3:11PM

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e.wait

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trolling so hard.

Oct 12 2011 3:17PM

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whoa-dere

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eheath?

Oct 12 2011 3:30PM

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DGski

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didnt you hear? eheath is on a diet

Oct 12 2011 3:32PM

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Oct 12 2011 3:43PM

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Oct 12 2011 4:48PM

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Oct 12 2011 4:49PM

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I herd that tammy wallnuts started as a teleskierr and that he landed the first dub on the tele. his sponsors made him switch to regular skies since its an appeearance thing... I think timmy wallride is the best skier evar and you could totally be just lik e him. post a edit if u make one.

Oct 12 2011 4:57PM

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http://trololololololololololo.com/ <this

Oct 12 2011 5:16PM

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dompuch

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lolololololol

Oct 12 2011 8:38PM

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J.DUKE

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well Telemark + tight purple pants+ bluegrass in your edits = pretty damn red bull

high five

Oct 12 2011 9:41PM

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Sklar

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That comment will make him way too happy, you stupid hipster! No one cares that you tele
;)

Also, no, you live in Montana now, park skiing is most definitely not for you.
Lots of love (no homo),
Matt

Oct 12 2011 9:48PM

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this thread is now about bears

Oct 12 2011 9:53PM

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why would you even make a post like this

Oct 12 2011 9:54PM

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,,,,mmm

keep doing telemark!

Oct 12 2011 9:57PM

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XD

Oct 12 2011 10:05PM

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NinetyFour

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Ok, to get sponsored, you gotta start giving out free blow jobs. Start giving them to your local hill owner, and eventually you'll be at the top of your game bro, with all that free swag, you'll be in alot of feature edits.

OP WILL DELIVER SPONSORSHIP

Oct 12 2011 10:11PM

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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/629315/page/4/ from the monster bear thread

Oct 12 2011 10:41PM

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its funny because this is my older brother and he thinks hes a lot better than he really is. he cant throw anything higher than a three and is pretty much stuck with front and back two with those gap over box tranny finders. dont ever try to troll again or DIE kos you suck.

With love, your little brother Peter

Nov 1 2011 12:57AM

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this thread again

Nov 1 2011 1:18AM

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bearzz arr cuuooll dudezz

Nov 1 2011 1:31AM

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No

Nov 1 2011 7:03AM

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what did the telemark skier say after he ran out of weed

these bindings suck

Nov 1 2011 10:02AM

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send a good sponser take, make it short and to the point you dont need any big intros or anything, and always rember that its not what the company can do for you its what you can do for them, hope this helps!

Nov 1 2011 10:45AM

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i definitely wanna be a bear when i die!

Nov 1 2011 11:08AM

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like totally dude

Nov 1 2011 11:22AM

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[IMG]sendflowerstomumbai.com/images/teddy2.jpg[/IMG]

bout bears right?

Nov 1 2011 11:42AM

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AntEater

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okay, well like, first, you should like lock your heel piece down, and like go off a jump like backwards style. then like, find the kid with like the baggiest clothes, and like ask him if you like could get lessons like shredding in the park. Cause like really your chances are like gnarly good.

like good luck man!

Nov 1 2011 11:45AM

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