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Ambien Walrus

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gustafari
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so last night i took some ambien like i do every night (i have a prescription) and i guess i just got belligerent when i didn't fall asleep and went around saying all sorts of ridiculous things to my family. i woke up today and thought i may have met my friend the ambien walrus.

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for those of you who don't know who the ambien walrus is, go to toothpastefordinner.com
he's a great friend to have or a terrible one, it depends
Oct 10 2011 10:13PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
hahaahah not bad
Oct 10 2011 10:13PM
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emilyiscool
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lol i kinda wanna try this but i kinda dont
Oct 10 2011 10:37PM
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GreenStezz
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Oct 10 2011 11:24PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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this is so fucking funny
Oct 10 2011 11:28PM
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CliffyByro
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crying.

epic.
Oct 10 2011 11:28PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
how have i not seen these before now?
Oct 10 2011 11:30PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/
http://www.superpoop.com/archives/2009/Jan/

have fun.

R.I.P Superpoop.
Oct 11 2011 1:11AM
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Davy.Crockett
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ohh my god so fucking funny
Oct 11 2011 1:22AM
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Janky
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hahaha ambien walrus made me stop studying, thank you.
Oct 11 2011 1:27AM
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Peter.
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this site is killing me
Oct 11 2011 2:47AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I got so fucked up on ambien the other night.. It was my first time taking it, just wanted to try it i like psychedlics/ hallucinations so what the heck. Took three and drank about 6 beers right before that, I really don't remember shit, But i remember watching breaking bad with my mom and like i had the gnarliest double vision like i would blink and it wouldn't go back to normal and i looked at the hallway and it was doubled also and i guess i yelled this is just like a museum. My mom gave me one ambien she didn't know about the other 2 i had taken so she thought i got messed up on one but it was alcohol and 3. I also drew a sick picture that i don't remember drawing. I never get high off medicine... ever. I'll drink codeine about once or twice a year. And i have had s prescription of vicodin once for my wisdom teeth other than that i only smoke weed, eat shrooms and acid... and experiment with other psychedelics most of them naturally occuring like peyote ayahuasca and dmt... i can scratch fucking ambien off my list and never wanna touch that shit again.
Oct 11 2011 5:13AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i also took a bath and shaved... which was productive i suppose... I honestly can't reccomend it to any one.. the "trip" isn't much of a trip... the hallucinations are cool... if you can remember them... but if you are having really sick hallucinations you def won't... Like my mom said i was moving in slow motion and touching my skin and just acting like a tard. I put on my dads xxl sweater and my bathing suit and just roamed around the house til i got to the couch and started watching tv with her... weird weird chemical. CANNOT be good for your brain hahaha
Oct 11 2011 5:18AM
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Big_Willy
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You guys try too hard. 1 in 100 people hallucinate on Ambien. It makes you do some weird shit to some extent and blackout but I don't see why everyone thinks its the craziest thing. Ambien walrus is incredibly hilarious though.
Oct 11 2011 10:41AM
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MADDECENT
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I want to try
Oct 11 2011 10:41AM
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.RYAN66
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Threads for when I get home
Oct 11 2011 1:58PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha that's hilarious, reminds me of some of my friends when we're partying. there arent many of the walrus comics though are there? i could only find prob less than 10
Oct 11 2011 2:33PM
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Big5hifty
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ambien walrus > 75% of rage comics.
Oct 11 2011 3:08PM
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steezeknees
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Holy shit im laughing so hard.
Oct 11 2011 3:12PM
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emilyiscool
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i kinda wanna try it just because ive loved every other drug thats made me hallucinate (other then salvia that really sucked) mabey its not really worth it if you dont remember anything though
Oct 12 2011 1:29AM
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Blake.P
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You sound so damn stupid
Oct 12 2011 1:34AM
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Janky
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bro its funny as fffffffffuck.

Oct 12 2011 1:45AM
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Bart.Man
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Oct 12 2011 2:31AM
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RubberSoul
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just looked through the site and copy pasted some good ones
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Oct 12 2011 3:30AM
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Deluge
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Hahahahahaha
Oct 12 2011 8:49AM
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RockyMountnHigh
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hahaha awesome thread just awesome
Oct 12 2011 12:41PM
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PeaceCoastLove
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threads for doing homework
Oct 12 2011 1:05PM
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KendamaCo
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my buddies call me sambien because I;m always taking that shit, its the best
Oct 12 2011 2:58PM
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