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How many of you guys are dads?

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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
I just figured out that my dad frequents NS by walking in to his office and seeing NS open. he doesn't have an account but he does look through SG and NSG on occasions.

so NS how many of you guys are dads or even moms.
Oct 10 2011 2:32PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
I really hope I'm not a dad.
Oct 10 2011 2:33PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37360 - Karma: 119,719
Mama.$ is a mom. Total MILF too. I'd hit that like the angry fist of god.
Oct 10 2011 2:33PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
4 come to mind
Oct 10 2011 2:33PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
and one grandpa
Oct 10 2011 2:34PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
it would be funny to bump that thread in like 10 years
Oct 10 2011 2:46PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
i hope you dont mean teen parents.....
Oct 10 2011 2:47PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
theoretically i could be, but as far as i know.... i don't think so.

oh, and i guess i'm a prime candidate for sperm donation, but i don't know that i could deal with the thought of having tons of random kids i'll never see, haha.
Oct 10 2011 2:48PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
She's not aware
Oct 10 2011 2:49PM
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forma
Posts: 114 - Karma: 22
me
Oct 10 2011 2:57PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I've been an egg donor.

There are little half genetic me's running around in Newport Beach, Manhattan, and Denver.
Oct 10 2011 3:09PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I have a 3 year old daughter.
Oct 10 2011 3:18PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
nope i dont.
Oct 10 2011 3:25PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I love kids...


grilled and topped with sauteed onions.

Oct 10 2011 3:33PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
I was once almost a father..


and then I pushed her down a flight of stairs.
Oct 10 2011 3:41PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Holy shit me too, though I prefer a little red onion as well.
Oct 10 2011 3:43PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

ok.

inb4 theabortinator?

Oct 10 2011 11:32PM
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hallamt
Posts: 162 - Karma: 11
Isn't there a show or something where a sperm donating hobo meets all his kids?
Oct 10 2011 11:38PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
I know some where in this world Im a dad I just haven't been told yet.
Oct 10 2011 11:40PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7475 - Karma: 35,964
What a Modest Proposal
Oct 10 2011 11:45PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
.
Oct 12 2011 10:58AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
I'm pretty sure Triple_Strum is.
Oct 20 2011 11:14PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Let's be honest here. No you're not.
Oct 20 2011 11:20PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
Fuck I couldn't take it
Oct 20 2011 11:41PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Every time that hobo masturbate god kills a kitten.


Which is weird because every time that hobo kills a kitten he masturbates.
Oct 20 2011 11:57PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
she would be a terrible mother.
Oct 21 2011 12:00AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
yup... she is back in leadville. should be about 5 years old now
Oct 21 2011 3:12AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
well my child is the universe so i guess you could say im a dad, yeaa.
Oct 21 2011 3:23AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I like how everybody ignored this post even though I was 100% serious.
Oct 21 2011 4:02AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
You turn 19 in two weeks and you have a three year old? Either you're trolling or you are a fucking idiot... One in the same I suppose. I hope to god you don't have a three your old for your behalf and for your supposed child's.
Oct 21 2011 4:25AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
I'm intrigued as to how many NS guys are moms?

Anyone?
Oct 21 2011 4:31AM
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special_k10101
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 72
i think it's story time.
Oct 21 2011 4:55AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
that's actually pretty crazy.... don't you ever want to meet them?
Oct 21 2011 6:01AM
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Rodigan
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 1,859
Yes , my daughter is 14 now.
Oct 21 2011 7:43AM
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aussieskier
Posts: 805 - Karma: 182
i have one on the way, girl friend is 5 mths on now, getting stoked, think its a girl but not sure,
Oct 21 2011 9:04AM
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Rodigan
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 1,859
congrats bro
Oct 21 2011 9:27AM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
Hahahah Nipples
Oct 21 2011 10:06AM
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