I have taken the liberty to design the NS'rs Rocket.
Ladies and Gentelpersons, I give you the Steez Shuttle
This spacecraft is designed to carry all of New Schoolers some 170k members along with a pair of skis for each. The exterior of the shuttle, created by the Soviet Space Program, is not only designed to look like a giant penis, but is also made from sheet metal to cut down on costs. The shuttle is propelled using a solid rocket booster who's fuel comes from burning bong resin, weed, and that douche bag snowboarder at your school who thinks he's Shawn White.
If everyone could PM me I will give you my PayPal information and will start construction in my backyard immediately.