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The funniest thing that ever happend to me.
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It all started when junior was eating a crakcer, and my mom made pit. I was sitting in my room and racla was chewing on a chunk. So then beast comes up and says 'can sup.' And I was like what the fuck and he goes, no. So then mom said that i could go to the bathroom, and then tiget said hello. So then i dropped the phone on my foot. Then the polie came and said why, but i shot em up good. Then Jhevon said why did u, and i fucked him up too. Me anmd my homies had a good laugh over a non alcoholic bear after that.
SO then we went to the store and started. I was scared that we would get arrested, so i got naked. Then my penis caught on fire, it was bad news bares. then i mowd a lawn. But the funny part was when yuper told a really good joke.
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that same thing happened to me. wierd.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
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your either smoking too much or not enough
'My computer is located in a small patch of forrest grove. Every morning I run 200 miles to my job as a professional skier and then I return to my shack i built from bark and fox droppings. I sit down and chat on NS on my computer made from honey dew and happiness for a few hrs then I eat granola. Then I play soccer outside with my squirrel neighbors, then i go back inside at night and fuck the bejezus out of my hot monkey girlfriend, drink 4 pounds of kava kava juice, and pass out on my bed made of thatches of palm fronds. There, am I outside enough for you?'
-midwest_rep
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iM ON SOME mUTHA FUCKING SOMETHING A KID SHOT ME UP
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Oh, really, now go hang yourself.
Cold Smoke Industries- A new generation of ski clothing. Check us out at coldsmokeindustries.tk
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i couldn't understand it at all
Mountaineering is fun too.
-Eric
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i don't get it....
Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
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i'm pretty sure that shit made me stupider
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
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what's a nonalcoholic beer?
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
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^^no i really think this fagot did
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quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
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make us stupider
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quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
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its beer without alcohol.
-Ryan
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