Situation: first visit home from college, home alone for 3-4 days.
So, my mom let my buy some food so i bought bacon and hot dogs to grill up some bacon dogs. Sounds good, right? Well, the grill wouldn't ignite after like 5-10 minutes. So like any herpderp would do, i turned on the gas and tried the matchstick manual light...well, the grill shot 4 feet of flames onto my entire torso and some of my face, singe-ing my eyelashes, a little bit of my beard, and i have essentially no arm hair.
Also, I have an almost second degree burn on my arm and don't have anything for it...suggestions?
Great first day home or what?