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Soccer.....?

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SamTheMan
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My friend and I watched a soccer game tonight. Switzerland versus Wales, however, it was completly boring. My friend and I started to compare Soccer with Skiing.

Our conclusion
Soccer has like one or two goals a match and maybe two decent fouls. That's it! Skiing offers non stop spectacle. When a skiier doesn't perform his his correctly, he has to face serious consequences. If it comes down to a crash, soccer players pretend to be hurt and play on after a couple steps limping aroung. Skiers are much sicker. They get up and try it again.
Oct 7 2011 5:34PM
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k-fred
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soccer is gay

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Oct 7 2011 5:35PM
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fujarome
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and their shirts don't even hang past their knees! what's up with that?



seriously though, you watched switzerland vs wales. That's like watching 2 unmotivated amateur skiers.....who are 8 years old.





and all this is ignoring the fact that you're comparing 2 sports that are completely different in literally every way.
Oct 7 2011 5:46PM
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jfxphoto
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Immature Highschooler input.


Nice.
Oct 7 2011 5:47PM
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.AR6rider.
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...says the kid wearing a dress in his profile picture.
Oct 7 2011 5:48PM
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speightphoto
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i disagree.
when it's dramatized, it gives the sport a pathetic image. which is why so many people say exactly what you just did

also,
why would you pick switzerland and wales? i can't think of any game more boring
try watching brasil play, it's amazing to watch. or a team like fc barcelona
Oct 7 2011 5:48PM
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warrilow86
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Unless your welsh, then its quite intresting to see your team actually playing well for a change!
Oct 7 2011 5:50PM
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PJS.
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No, skiers lie on the ground and moan because they tore their acl, just like soccer players. Anyway, soccer is the greatest team sport on earth and the greatest sport on earth, barring skiing.
Oct 7 2011 5:53PM
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array.
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i play rec soccer to keep in shape for skiing, select/pro is for rich white kids
Oct 7 2011 5:54PM
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PJS.
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On the same mother trucking team
Oct 7 2011 5:56PM
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k-fred
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how about no?

how can someone love this stupid sport? a game is like 2 hour and all they do is runing! its like watching marathon and seriously, who the fuck watch a whole marathon?

and to awsner to the other guy, when you dont know why soccer is not gay dont say im another of those kid on ns who bitch about everything

ohh and plz stfu

Oct 7 2011 6:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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Shit, sorry. Is that a tall tee? Hard to tell the difference these days. Keep on thuggin, baby.
Oct 7 2011 6:03PM
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PJS.
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its funny because you were dropped as a child
Oct 7 2011 6:04PM
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k-fred
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hahahah

no

why people don't argue with me about soccer? cause there's nothing good about soccer so stfu

Oct 7 2011 6:08PM
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.AR6rider.
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Wow, you're totally right! How is it the most popular sport in the world by far!? All those people be crazayy dawg!
Oct 7 2011 6:10PM
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PJS.
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learn to spell. and appreciate things in life that don't involve sweaty, 400 pound males in tights attempting to crush each others larynx.
Oct 7 2011 6:10PM
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JamesR
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haha
Oct 7 2011 6:12PM
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k-fred
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what's the sport were you only need a fucking ball to play?

that's the most popular shit in the world cause it cost nothing and all the asian, african and european are playing that game.

to anwser to the other guy, learn how to speak in french before telling me how to speak in english plz? You still understand want i write so don't complain like a little bitch

Oct 7 2011 6:14PM
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Oct 7 2011 6:16PM
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PJS.
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says the guy who has posted nothing but complaining...


not liking soccer is like being a senior citizen and banging twenty year olds. Its vulgar, offensive and it makes everyone feel weird.
Oct 7 2011 6:22PM
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PacificRimJob
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You watched the 2 most defensive minded teams ever play against each other. No shit it was boring.
Oct 7 2011 6:26PM
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theBearJew
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So you are saying that when a skier messes up its worse than when a soccer player messes up?

Show me a situation in skiing that is worse than the outcome of this situation.



Guy scores an own goal in the '94 World Cup. Goes back to Colombia and gets killed by a mob.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar

But you are right... being assassinated isnt that serious of a consequence.
Oct 7 2011 6:28PM
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.AR6rider.
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Football, rugby, basketball...
Oct 7 2011 6:29PM
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k-fred
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wow, i got my opinion and i think its gay, you have yours and respet that but dont say hating on soccer is vulgar,offensive and make every1 feel weird cause here in quebec no one give a fuck about soccer(almost everyone).

oh and i didnt complained, i told you what i think about soccer. 

Oct 7 2011 6:33PM
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k-fred
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soccer only needs 2 rocks on the ground to make the net,football need more than that.idk about rugby and basketball also need more then 2 rocks.

Oct 7 2011 6:34PM
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.AR6rider.
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Have you ever seen two men engaging in sexual intercourse while playing soccer? No? Didn't think so...

Now kindly fuck off.
Oct 7 2011 6:35PM
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pelle_munch
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you're fucking retarded.
Oct 7 2011 6:40PM
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k-fred
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sucker=soocer

but seriously, when i say gay i mean stupid and useless

I really wanna know what make you interested in soccer?

Oct 7 2011 6:42PM
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theBearJew
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what more does football need? ever play a game of pickup football... People usually place their bags, shoes, or anything for that matter as sidelines.. maybe they use rocks? who knows. However, football also needs just a ball. dumbass, Rugby is just a ball aswell. Same concept as football in that you only need sidelines and a ball. Basketball requires a hoop and all that, found at most local parks.

You are an idiot and your argument is flawed.
Oct 7 2011 6:42PM
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PJS.
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the goalie looked like he had been shot...
Oct 7 2011 6:43PM
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nkmo.
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Guess what dude, no one in the entire world gives a fuck about Quebec. Lets leave it at that. Poutine is the ONLY good thing to ever come out of you're dirty-ass, wannabe French province.




















Oh look, I can argue like an ignorant asshole, too!
Oct 7 2011 6:43PM
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k-fred
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wow you dont undertsand what i wanna say right you dumbass?

the other dude said that everyone like soccer and i just said that here in quebec we dont really like that.learn how to read

anyway im off this thread cause all those european are anoying as fuck

Oct 7 2011 6:50PM
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PJS.
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im american. idiot.
Oct 7 2011 6:51PM
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theBearJew
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you ignored my response to your dumb statement earlier. Why are you leaving so soon? We want you to stay!
Oct 7 2011 6:52PM
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k-fred
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ohhh cause you think i was serious? damn

and why no one told me what they like about soccer?i wanna know why there is that much person who like that dick sport

Oct 7 2011 6:52PM
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theBearJew
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Soccer is great because it takes a true athlete. You have to be in the best shape to be able to run non stop for 90 mins. The game is always going with no stops which most people in the world enjoy. No commercials. Though there is little scoring that is what makes it the most exciting. When a goal is scored it is more exciting than a 3 pointer or a touchdown. Shots on goal and every attack has the entire game riding on it sometimes because of its low scoring.

Example of said excitement,



I still get goosebumps watching this.
Oct 7 2011 6:57PM
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PJS.
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Its a show of pure athleticism. the average midfielder runs 2.5 miles in a game, mostly sprinting. Its fun as fuck to play. Its cheap as fuck to play. The women who play it are hot. The guys who play it aren't douchebags. And most importantly, good football is beautiful. Good football is the kind of thing where you start to genuinely think about charging the ref a tickets price. Its the beautiful game.

but your right: soccer is dick sport
Oct 7 2011 6:58PM
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PacificRimJob
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What about the Iraqi National Football Team...

When they returned from the world cup in 1986, that psycho Uday Hussain tortured them and even cut a couple guys dicks off... The only guy who was spared serious torture was the guy who scored the one goal during the world cup that year... and he still was probably punched in the face a few times.


Oct 7 2011 7:00PM
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PacificRimJob
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I WENT APESHIT.
Oct 7 2011 7:01PM
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theBearJew
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I knew I was forgetting something. But thats not that serious man. Torn ACL is worse than being dickless.
Oct 7 2011 7:02PM
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GayWolf420
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Nice grammar, bro.
Oct 7 2011 7:04PM
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PacificRimJob
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I've blown an ACL and had surgery to repair it...


you cant exactly have surgery to have your dick put on the way it was before...
Oct 7 2011 7:04PM
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PJS.
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i thought i was going to shit myself when that happened. that was one of the greatest soccer games i've ever seen in my life.
Oct 7 2011 7:04PM
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PJS.
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this is now the post soccer moments that made you lose your shit thread
Oct 7 2011 7:06PM
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PacificRimJob
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Not even remotely the greatest match I've ever seen... it was fairly sloppy and the USA should have scored earlier in the match but were hosed yet again.

But it was pretty fucking intense to see that score right at the death...
Oct 7 2011 7:07PM
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SkiThe603
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i love soccer dude, i don't care if people find it boring, its wicked fun to play and watch
Oct 7 2011 7:08PM
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PJS.
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yeah, what i mean is one of the most emotionally great matches ive seen. your right, there are endless better-played matches.
Oct 7 2011 7:09PM
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k-fred
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finnally some anwser,you know why i hate soccer?

-player will often fake accident to get other team a red ticket(or yellow idk)

-all the soccer player at my college are douch(opposite of what you think) they all think they'r better than everyone because they play ''soccer''

-like the guy said above, less goal=more exiting when they score.I better like game with action where you get adrenaline and hype(thing i dont get when i play or watch soccer)

-I agree that soccer player are hawt but there is hot chicks in almost every sport

-like you said:they sprint about 2.5 mile in each game but for me its like a marathon and i dont see anything interesting in marathon.if i wanna watch some guys running for 2 hour i better watch 100m sprinter.

Oct 7 2011 7:09PM
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Tree60
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i got goosebumps watching that...
Oct 7 2011 7:11PM
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PJS.
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irrelevant
Oct 7 2011 7:13PM
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theBearJew
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that was unreal.

I am USA biased here but this goal also made me shit myself as much as Donovan's did.



Best vid i could find with embed. Start at :40
Oct 7 2011 7:17PM
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