That whole thing they do to scare you from plagerizing? Yeah... just re-write it with differnt wording and you'll do fine.
Invest in deodorant and toothpaste.
The DC has really shitty food, but just put hot sauce on it and suck it down.... unless it's the fish. NEVER eat the fish.
Always check Goodwill or the Dollar store to see if they have it before making a suspiciously expensive purchase.
sign up for classes early. Seriously...
If you dont have a car, find someone who does. Become their best friend.
In the dorms, find the bathroom that's used the LEAST. Make this your sanctuary.
If you have to sexilie your roomie, buy them a beer... if you have to do it often, buy them lots of beer, and/or do some of his homework for them, because you seriously owe him/her.
Acquire a taste for mountain dew, because its cheaper than red bull and keeps you just as awake.
Keep the video games unplugged/under the bed/out of sight during finals week, or any other time when you need to do work. Leave it at a friend's place if you need to... just get them away from you.
Sign up for classes late in the day as often as you can... being hungover to an 8am course is the worst thing ever.
Take Yoga if you want to meet girls.
Go to fashion school if you REALLY want to meet girls.
Never friend your professors on facebook (unless they are hitting on you, and are hot)
Get lots of earplugs if you're sharing a room and your roomie snores like a bear.
That high school girlfriend/boyfriend? yeah... get over that. S.T.A.T.
That one girl/guy you always wanted to fuck in high school? Bang them.
Never buy your books until you actually go to class and you're told you need them... I can't tell you how many times I've gone and they said I either didn't need a very expensive book, or realized I could get through that class without buying a book.
Make sure to always have quarters.
Toilet Paper is very useful.
Get a lanyard for your keys. You will need to not lose them...
You learn to do lots of things with ramen and pasta
Hooking up with your RA can be a very good idea OR a very bad idea.
jello slip-n-slides are awesome.
Always have a frisbee or a soccer ball.
play beer pong with water in the cups. That ball collects shit you DON'T want to consume.
Don't declare your major unless you have to - and even then just pick something that's going to keep your options open - unless you know what you're going to do for SURE.
never schedule friday classes. 3 day weekends = FUCK YES.
"i'm never drinking again" is something you say very often.
C's are just as good as A's - especially if you don't aspire to go to grad school.
Lawns are actually kinda comfortable to sleep on... drunk...
Tortilla chips cure the munchies faster.
Make sure to have a good amount of hoodies, because girls absolutely love to steal them.
When you move off campus into a house, try to move into one without much of a yard to maintain.
pools are expensive as FUCK to maintain.
Sunlight = less expensive than leaving all the lights on.
Girls, guys always think it's extremely hot when you shark them at pool.
fuck this list can go forever.
