My favorite quotes (may not be entirely accurate)
Snoop dogg: Someone once said, to err is human, to forgive,is divine.
Owen Wilson: What kind of an idiot ever said that?
Snoop dogg: I believe that was God...
Owen Wilson: Ah... (akward silence)
or
Ben Stiller, after getting a knife in the back: Arrrgh, tell that kid to stop throwing knives!
Korean dad, in korean: Throw knives, son! ALL THE TIME!
Korean son: Yes father,I will throw many knives.
and Snoop Dogg's super intelligent guards:
Ben Stiller: Hey, do you have a permit for that gun?
Guard 1: Ha ha, no. We're like Lienchtenshtein, you dig?
Ben Stiller: What? No, I don't dig...
Guard 2: Well you see, Lienchtenshtein is an independant monarchy, who, after the first world war, were considered a part of Europe through laws, but the country disregards rules and, in reality, they rule themselves.
Ben Stiller: Ah... (shoots off the Iguana's tail, then the guards want to kill him)
Snoop Dogg: Relax, guys, iguanas can regrow their tails.
Guard 1: It's true, it's a defense mechanisim. I read it in a magazine.
And it goes on and on...
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'I'm the master of low expectations.'
'I understand small business growth. I was one'
-Dubya!