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new condom alternative on the market
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Glad press and seal apparently works very very well, as the more you give it to her, the more it seals on ure dick. Dollar a donut no more, there are actually a lot of them for pretty cheap now.
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yea sounds good
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as in GladWrap?
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i think he means the shit that sticks instantly to stuff. and thats kinda bullshit.
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i hope some dumb 14 year old kid dosnt go try that on his girl freind now
what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
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I hope one does, and then he can come to NS and tell us how his girl friends new nick name is plastic puss.
Cold Smoke Industries- A new generation of ski clothing. Check us out at coldsmokeindustries.tk
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hahaha lmao
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sounds retarded,go buy a condom cheap bastards
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Uhm, wow, I didn't think that there acctually WERE 14 year olds out there that took it seriously, but hey, ya never know.
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shit dont even think this has never happened, some slutty girl at my school did and she was a sophomore at the time!! she was drunk and hell and was just like put saran wrap on it that will be fine!
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NOTHING BUT FAT TWINS
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i was watchin howard stearn and jenna jaminson used it to eat some chick out.
opps Wow Suprise!
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in an odd twist of evolution, the stupid ones are getting pregnant
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check out Stept...
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chafing
i already tried it...:(
im kidding
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dude that would suck
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dude, i know a chik that used a sandwich bag as a condom once.
of course condoms are the way to go, its just interesting to try it out to see if it works, on a clean person that is also on the pill.
Golden Wheelchair bound
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i know some1 that used a plastic bag and duct tape, it was her first time having sex, and she got pregnant with twins, she was like 15. can we say she was a true 'winner'
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So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
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i heard tin foil works really well.
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bbhahahahaha skibrdngbitch thats hilarious. i once read that guys that can´t stand the taste of the pussy can put some saran wrap over and lick through, it fels like the same for the chick. would look pretty stupid though, bringing home a sweet chick and then start rolling up the saranwrap roll...
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Whatever gets the job done I guess...
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the whole saran wrap thing would be really wierd...
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condom yes, saran wrap, no. i know its 'meat' but im not gonna cook it later so what the fuck
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that glad wrap is sum crazy shit, its also good to hide your weed...well seal it neways seeing as i found my mom's stash yesterday. ooh man, shoulda seen the look on her face aha
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^mom, what have a told u anbout weed? if ur gonna do it, u gotta invite me too
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know what really rocks? tin foil, now that is intense!
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wow, oops sorry derek, i didnt read your post, i stole your joke, and for that please accept my humble apologies
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you have your tin foil, and your glad bags, and saran rap. paperbags.. they work the best. OR. just dont use a condom. you onl;y get pregnant when you want to .
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soooo true^
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
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Clay.
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that would be funny if it didnt come off your penis, and your head was all plasticy and shiny forever. Intill you chopped it off because your piss was exploding through the side.
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^^playdough
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some girl at my school did that... what a whore
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i don't know what's worse...play dough or tin foil..i'm thinking a condom is probably a smarter and err..more comfortable? idea...hahah
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what could be comfortable playdough or clay?
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god. your all so stupid. you cant get a girl pregnant until your 22 anyway.
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oh my! i would laugh sooo hard if i was about to do it and the guy pulls out a bottle of playdough.hahaha
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you could use a sandwhich bag so then when your done bangin you have a nicely wrapped cheese and mayonase sandwhich to take with you and eat on the road.
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I like the good ole newspaper. Well, now bin laden is really fucked. The only problem is the ink sometimes comes off, and makes the 12 year old look like a black slut.
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^hahahaha
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hahahaha petek thats great.
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that sucks, i guess your g/f is pretty loose, cause if her fukin twat is 3ins in dia your johnson is getting squeeeeeeezed and then its goona suffocate, and then turn blue and gray and DIZNIE
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
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hahahahah ^ your sig fits in with the thread too...... hahahah
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An alternative to condom use is babies...
Matt
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no no, we have to go back to the caveman era and use leaves, watch out for poison ivy!!!
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Who ever fucking suggested ducttape obviously has never had duct tap stuck to their cock...
Least Responsible Birth Control Methods:
1)Condom found in street
2)Twist tie
3)Thinking of labia as 'Two dangling Catfish heads'
4)Juicy-Juice Douche
5)Baby-B-Gone After Sex Spray
6)Only sleeping with Prepubescent Partners
7)Yelling 'No Baby! No Baby! No Baby!' at moment of climax
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blindblinds what are you talkin about? you can get a girl pregnant before your 22
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no thats not true^
just only fuck pregnant women, thats the way to go
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