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Farts in bed.

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elemeno89
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i totally agree with this.

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Oct 4 2011 6:56PM
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Blurst
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Ahh the elusive dutch oven
Oct 4 2011 6:58PM
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SkiThe603
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i had this happen over the weekend, it was a good morning
Oct 4 2011 6:58PM
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AWALLRUS.
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I LIFT MY FEET UP SO THEY GO OUT THE OTHER END OF MY BED
Oct 4 2011 7:00PM
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soulskier
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THAT REALLY WORKS THE ABS TOO, BRO
Oct 4 2011 7:09PM
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1337
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guilty
Oct 4 2011 7:10PM
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whoa-dere
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happens all the time yo, i love it
Oct 4 2011 7:12PM
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I_Am_Mod
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dutch ovens are awesome! too bad my gf can't appreciate the rich scents my bowels produce.....
Oct 4 2011 7:40PM
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Peter.
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true to life
Oct 4 2011 7:42PM
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[evan]
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So if farts in bed are dutch ovens, then what are farts in the shower? Like stanly steamers or something?
Oct 4 2011 7:44PM
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montageskier
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I dutch oven my girlfriend every night. After almost 3 years she hates it, you think she'd love my brand by now.
Oct 4 2011 7:46PM
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Download-My-Apps
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how has she not left your sorry ass?
Oct 4 2011 7:56PM
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elemeno89
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hmmm...interesting. so girls must like farts if proper logic holds.
Oct 4 2011 11:21PM
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SterlingArcher
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honest to god everynight i think of a way to mitigate the smell but it always gets me.  

Oct 4 2011 11:28PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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THIS NEVER WORKS FOR ME, IT KIND OF MAKES AN AIR PUMP AND WHEN I PUT MY FEET DOWN, THE AIR COMES OUT THE TOP AND RIGHT UP MY NOSE.
Oct 4 2011 11:42PM
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elemeno89
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so true.
Oct 4 2011 11:46PM
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garrett.
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yes.
Oct 4 2011 11:47PM
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Mr_Orange
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One time, I woke up early but wanted to sleep in. Sadly, Mr. sunshine was shinning through my window.
So I decided to pull my covers up over my head to hide from the day. But as I did a wave of stench so vile I almost vomited, engulfed me, stinging my nostrils and leaving a sticky film in the back of my throat.

It was on this morning that I learnt a hard truth. I am a sleep farter.
Oct 4 2011 11:49PM
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Nurgle
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gah i do this too much with out regret
Oct 5 2011 12:12AM
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Funnel
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I don't know but those things are the worst.
Oct 5 2011 12:17AM
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SterlingArcher
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its also pretty fuckin bad when a girl farts when shes ridin ur dick then wafts in it your face
Oct 5 2011 1:17AM
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Download-My-Apps
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LOL LOL
Oct 5 2011 2:55AM
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JDA
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farts in sleeping bags are the best
Oct 5 2011 2:56AM
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Mama.
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OH MY GOD I DO THAT ALL THE TIME
Oct 5 2011 3:04AM
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seanahue.
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^ on that note:

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Oct 5 2011 3:15AM
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Supergyro
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This thread passes my expectations. Well done sirs. Well done.
Oct 5 2011 9:05AM
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.RYAN66
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Me to I loled pretty hard
Oct 5 2011 9:07AM
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EC-Skier
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holy shit this thread is awesome!!! and i do this, i dont regret it
Oct 5 2011 9:08AM
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oldirtypatstard
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happens almost every morning
Oct 5 2011 9:22AM
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wintersway
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pleasantly surprised as well
Oct 5 2011 9:46AM
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disastertourism
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In that the girl farts right on the dudes cock.
What a bitch.
Oct 5 2011 9:52AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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better than farts in a tent...........with the rainfly on.
Oct 5 2011 9:52AM
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Lavieille
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they wake me up all the time
Oct 5 2011 9:58AM
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SterlingArcher
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lol story of my life.  my gf is shameless.
Oct 5 2011 10:00AM
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elemeno89
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hahahahahahahahAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 5 2011 11:03AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i don't know man....

i think shower farts are worse
Oct 5 2011 11:16AM
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I.B
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oh good god. Marry me
Oct 5 2011 11:22AM
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eljusto.
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as cool as that is, girl farts are a turn off for me.
Oct 5 2011 12:07PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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thats why you lift the blankets so that just ur ass is sitting outside the blankets. release. and then cover ass back up.
Oct 5 2011 12:24PM
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