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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
This is the very last time I EVER watch a skiing movie with a chick.  She said she didn't care what movie we watched, she just wanted to cuddle.  Well, I chose eye trip cause I thought it'd give her the best gist of what's skiing like, and it was the only movie on my xbox.  Well, now everytime I watch a skiing movie I think of her, that FUCKING SLUT.  Seriously, I never thought somebody could fuck up that for me, I didn't think it was possible.  /rant
Oct 3 2011 9:29PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5909 - Karma: 3,736
inb4 cool story bro
Oct 3 2011 9:31PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
bitches aint shit
Oct 3 2011 9:31PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
but hoes and tricks
Oct 3 2011 9:32PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
it's a good movie.. real good movie
Oct 3 2011 9:32PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
and now i can't enjoy it without thinking her of beating the shit out of the guy she's with now.
Oct 3 2011 9:34PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
that's life, you will find a better girl, and there will be a better movie
Oct 3 2011 9:38PM
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REVIVALz
Posts: 106 - Karma: 25
you sound mad. Have you ever thought of killing her for doing such a wrong upon you?
Oct 3 2011 9:39PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37885 - Karma: 126,836
You know I know you're gay?
Oct 3 2011 9:39PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
You should kill her new boyfriend, it would be a good life choice.
Oct 3 2011 9:40PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
please, share.
Oct 3 2011 9:41PM
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REVIVALz
Posts: 106 - Karma: 25

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Oct 3 2011 9:41PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37885 - Karma: 126,836
You disregarded a chance to take a slampiece to poundtown for a movie.
Oct 3 2011 9:42PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,213
lick on these nuts and suck my dick...
oh wait, i think i took it too far
Oct 3 2011 9:42PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
serious question:
is there double jeopardy in Europe?
Oct 3 2011 9:42PM
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Steezyiott
Posts: 474 - Karma: 440
you shouldve just paused it and said that if you dont appreciate it then bend over
Oct 3 2011 9:42PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
wrong thread
also:
"get the fuck out after you're done, then I hops in my ride for a quick run"
Oct 3 2011 9:44PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
1:  only good movie in the theaters at the time was planet of the apes, and we already saw it
2:  she was on her period
3:  her blowjobs suck, no pun intended, but they were bad
4:  cuddling=more sex when she's off her period
Oct 3 2011 9:45PM
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802Valley
Posts: 625 - Karma: 309
hahahaha that blows
Oct 3 2011 9:48PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Hah, and did it lead to more sex after her period? Oh wait, sounds more like she just ditched you to go have sex with someone else. Congratz, you made yourself her cuddlebitch.
Oct 3 2011 9:50PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
no, the period is irrelevant to us breaking up.  she wanted a "break" to sort things out.  well, apparently a break in slut language means spread your legs wide and let all in.  fucking skank.
Oct 3 2011 9:59PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
lol theron
Oct 3 2011 9:59PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 1,007
hahaha dude i got so much shit like that now, you'll get out of it
Oct 3 2011 10:03PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
i know this won't last forever, but it's irritating.  cause i wanna enjoy my ski movies RIGHT NOW, NOT IN 5 MONTHS GODDAMMIT. 
Oct 3 2011 10:04PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
lol
Oct 3 2011 10:05PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
No such thing as too far
Oct 3 2011 10:05PM
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Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
hah whenever i bring bitches over i always try to get them to watch skiing movies
Oct 4 2011 9:47AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
showed that bitch a ski movie. bitches love ski movies.
Oct 4 2011 9:51AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

*sigh*  don't be mad at him, he's just another dude trying to get a nut- just like you.

If she fucked you over, your issue should be with her.  In a wierd way, you kinda owe this guy for being the reason for her showing you she's not worthy before you invested more.  So the next time you see them, even if you do hate him- buy him a beer and thank him.  It will blow both of their minds I promise. 

So don't beat him up, beat your penis up using another girl's face/body.  If you dwell on shit you can't control, it'll eat you up man.  Just take a deep breath, say "thank God I didn't invest more in this bitch" and do whatever makes you happy.  Go party, hang with friends and just do you.

Bust of luck and don't let a sneaky ho beat you by getting you down.  Show that bitch and go have yourself a good time, cuz you're free from that stress and responsibility now.  Try to enjoy that even if it sems like bullshit right now. 

Oct 4 2011 10:12AM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
so your gay?
Oct 4 2011 10:14AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
oh the problems on a 16 year old boy...
Oct 4 2011 10:17AM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 225
Well hi there..................does this rag smell like chloroform?
Oct 4 2011 11:30AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
I feel you my man.
Oct 4 2011 11:51AM
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ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
but... but... it was EYE TRIP!
Oct 4 2011 1:56PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3826 - Karma: 3,509

girls are ignorant cunts

Oct 4 2011 2:03PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
you didnt know that before?
Oct 4 2011 2:31PM
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TheRod
Posts: 20 - Karma: 16
acquire sufficient funds
Oct 4 2011 3:55PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
+k for a pretty damn good response.  i'm not saying this is like a huge deal, i just needed to vent and i figured posting this in nsg would get some funny/good replies.
Oct 4 2011 3:58PM
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Mr.Turtle
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Oct 4 2011 4:00PM
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rogue*dame
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cool story bro. tell it again. not.
Oct 4 2011 4:07PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Just curious what did you expect from the break? Isn't it normal for people to sleep with other people in a break?
Oct 16 2011 5:29AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
I found ski movies the best to bang to. You get all stoked for like the first 30 minutes, then you get bored and fuck your girl for the second half. Win Win
Oct 16 2011 10:25AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
One day you will realize that the main intention for a woman is to hurt you. They are more worthless then a Jimmy on a dildo
Oct 16 2011 10:30AM
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