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What two things would you bring on a desert island if you could bring anything?

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mhskier13
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The tittle says it all , for me it be megan fox and a freeskier magazine. Now Goooo

Oct 3 2011 8:53PM
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.AR6rider.
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Helicopter
Fuel
Oct 3 2011 8:54PM
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JIBpsy^^
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A boat building book
a bunch of nails
A sack of dicks

























Oct 3 2011 8:56PM
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Banane.
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Grey goose and Tori black
Oct 3 2011 8:56PM
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[evan]
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^helicopter?

I'd rather have a supersonic spaceject equiped with retractable built in runway fully stocked with cheese doodles, ring dings, milk, mtn dew, and a never ending supply of granola bars.

Oh and some fuel.
Oct 3 2011 8:57PM
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JHendrix
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I know this will count as multiple things, but I don't care ^>^.  I would bring an axe that never goes dull and a big ass toolbox.  I would then go about chopping down all the trees and build one huge tree house!
Oct 3 2011 8:57PM
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AWALLRUS.
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AHHH THATS SMART. YOU CAN FAP TO FREESKIER WHILE MEGAN FOX BUILDS YOU A BOAT.

I'D PROBABLY BRING DEAD BILLY MAYS.
Oct 3 2011 8:57PM
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Blurst
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I would bring 14 bags of fresh cabbage
Enough mexicans to harvest my fields
Seed for the community fields
4 Cows
4 Sheep
A few horses
Enough kittens and dogs to make me happy
A bunch of other people
A really hot wife who has to love me
A pecan pie
A box of spiders
1.5 black spotted dingos
A few newborn mountain lions
A computer
and scotch rocks

...fuck I didnt play this game properly
Oct 3 2011 9:01PM
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chicken
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tequila and fishing rod
Oct 3 2011 9:04PM
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penguin_steeze
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Bar rafaeli and Megan foxx. We would have a 3some and fuck all day on the island
Oct 3 2011 9:07PM
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EricaMN.
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her mom is the foods teacher at my highschool /claim

a house boat

fleshlight
Oct 3 2011 9:08PM
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AWALLRUS.
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MOTHER/DAUGHTER COMBO?
Oct 3 2011 9:10PM
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iSmokeweed
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You brought them to become stranded on an island. do you think that they would repay you with sex for stranding them .... i think not buddy.
Oct 3 2011 9:11PM
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REVIVALz
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ugly fat girl

samurai sword

Oct 3 2011 9:30PM
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mhskier13
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fuck the boat! lol
Oct 3 2011 9:33PM
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Crispy.
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A bunch of really hot chicks
Oct 3 2011 9:35PM
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bakedpow
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Snow
Mountain

I would fashion some awesome bamboo sticks using the strength of my own two hands and some magic to get those babies together.
Oct 3 2011 9:35PM
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theJones
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bitches and bitches
Oct 3 2011 9:37PM
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mhskier13
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yeaah that to.
Oct 3 2011 9:37PM
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penguin_steeze
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no one said they had to know I brought them to the island
Oct 4 2011 8:46PM
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Creator
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100lbs of weed and my ipod with headphones im set
Oct 4 2011 8:47PM
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soulskier
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my county, then i'd be all set. no need for a second item.
Oct 4 2011 8:54PM
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k-fred
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bacon strips and jack daniel

thats fucking smart!

Oct 4 2011 8:55PM
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Creator
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ohh sht u got me there, i aint got no lighter
Oct 4 2011 8:57PM
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mhskier13
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dude if u were on an island with 100 pounds of weed i garantee your gonna find a way to make fire :P

Oct 4 2011 9:01PM
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EC-Skier
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a boat that had already been fueled
and a hot chick
Oct 4 2011 9:02PM
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TobiasFunke
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Michael Phelps and a gold medal tied on the end of a stick
Oct 4 2011 9:11PM
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pmw
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win
Oct 4 2011 9:13PM
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white+wolf
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fleshlight

tissues

Oct 4 2011 9:13PM
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joshua
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A teleportation device.
A bag of nachos.

Your game is easy to beat.
Oct 4 2011 9:32PM
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CRiP
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a bag of dildos
a helicopter
Oct 4 2011 10:20PM
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CousinEddie
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Both a liquid and a solid. Genius.

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Oct 4 2011 10:24PM
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Caspian
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Snow
Skis

Seemed pretty obvious to me
Oct 4 2011 10:29PM
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PON3
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TV

Netflix
Oct 4 2011 10:31PM
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SwitchMisty540
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yup
Oct 4 2011 10:39PM
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GavinW
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haha yes
Oct 4 2011 10:44PM
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S_Jenk
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Michael Phelps and a tow rope to carry me home.
Oct 4 2011 10:46PM
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hallamt
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Bear Grylls and Will Ferrel
Oct 4 2011 10:50PM
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NickSki.
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What the fuck is a desert island, I'm pretty sure it's surrounded by water so it wouldn't be a desert.
Oct 4 2011 10:52PM
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jewFro
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Marbs and (OE) 40s. What more can ya need?
Oct 4 2011 10:56PM
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