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Skinny Jeans Addict Support Group

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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I came to a terrible realization today. As i walked by my high school library i looked at my reflexection and realized.... I look gay in skinny jeans. Really gay. and the biggest problem of all? all i have are skinny jeans. Im addicted. Does anyone else have this problem? Has someone overcome this struggle with inner metrosexuality? I need help.
Oct 3 2011 8:00PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
don't wear skinny jeans?
Oct 3 2011 8:02PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
get jeans that fit right?
Oct 3 2011 8:02PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
WEAR NORMAL SIZE JEANS. OR SWEATPANTS. BUT NOT EVERY DAY.
Oct 3 2011 8:03PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
I have this problem. I wear metro feeling jeans.

That's all I wear.

Thee feeling I get from wearing them...man...I wouldn't trade that for anything.
Oct 3 2011 8:03PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i was going to make fun of you but then i saw that you realized it doesn't look good, so i applaud you for coming to your senses.

buy some levi's, they have nice stuff that's pretty cheap even. and they're not skin tight or anything absurd
Oct 3 2011 8:03PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
The thing is their so useful... the dont get caught in my chain or when im skating... and they actually dont feel all that bad. but they look gay. i also got hit on by a older asian man, which was an eye opener
Oct 3 2011 8:06PM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Lawl
Oct 3 2011 8:07PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 840
2xlt jeans.
Oct 3 2011 8:08PM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175
Well since you're not in denial any more, I'd say you've got a good chance to get through this without too much struggle.
Oct 3 2011 8:08PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Go check out levis 511, it is a slim fit but not too "skinny" I own four different pairs they are so damn comfortable/nice fitting.
Oct 3 2011 8:10PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
i used to be then I accidentally bought some looser fitting jeans. Now i am addicted to empire jeans it was like accidentally buying Heroin instead of meth. Not quite as bad but still like 50 bucks for a pair of pants. I am a capitalist pig.
Oct 3 2011 8:11PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i don't own a single pair of jeans. you could just be like me. although i have a really hard time deciding which pants to wear because i really don't like any pants
Oct 3 2011 8:12PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
cut off all skinny jeans into jorts

acquire new standard width jeans

your genitals are now covered year round
Oct 3 2011 8:36PM
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Macaulay.Culkin
Posts: 454 - Karma: 37
this. they are the only pants i own
Oct 3 2011 8:51PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
And how!
Oct 3 2011 8:55PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Oh thank god. I was starting to get depressed thinking i was a capitalist pig.
Oct 3 2011 8:58PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
510's or nothing. Skinny ass pants for lyfe
Oct 3 2011 9:21PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
511s kill it. wearin a pair right now, value village son 4$ pretty much brand new
Oct 3 2011 9:38PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
511s are the best fit
Oct 3 2011 9:54PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
as "gay" as this sounds go with Abercrombie's Remsen slim straight fit. It is sex, I have like 15 different pairs. Only jean I'll wear atm
Oct 3 2011 10:57PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
LAME THREAD IS LAME
Oct 3 2011 10:59PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,615
Get some slims!

Cheapest, most comfortable pair I have is from Old Navy. Still fit very skinny, but not tight around the ankles or thighs.
Oct 3 2011 11:03PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
haha, they're all i wear. 3hatersgonnahate
Oct 3 2011 11:21PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 341
embrace it man! i love all my skinnys
Oct 3 2011 11:24PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
fitted and slim pants are where it's at.
Oct 3 2011 11:26PM
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Pitolairas
Posts: 665 - Karma: 1,174
super skinny is where it's at!
Oct 3 2011 11:36PM
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freeskier209
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
Levi's 514 and 511 are the shit!
Oct 3 2011 11:43PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Im almost to the same point. I got some fitted jeans two years ago. But due to me growing they are slowly becoming skinny jeans and I have too short of legs to make them look good. I need some levis. BAD!
Oct 3 2011 11:47PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
I have some cords that are 514, they are amazing
Oct 3 2011 11:48PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
All of my jeans are skinny jeans.
Oct 3 2011 11:54PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
I'm wearing skinny jeans right meow.
Oct 3 2011 11:56PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Levi's 510's or 511's are so fucking nice! Skinny jeans are where it's at man! Not like painted to your leg, but skinny jeans are dope as fuck. If you want a nice slim fitting jean, go with the Levi's 511's or Naked and Famous Skinny Guy fit.
Oct 3 2011 11:59PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
this man knows.
didn't realize they made them in cords, gotta check that shit out.
Oct 4 2011 3:07AM
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S_Jenk
Posts: 345 - Karma: 92
Carhartt jeans man, the way to go.

Oct 4 2011 3:10AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
a while ago, I just sewed in all my pants, so now all my pants are really skinny.
Oct 4 2011 3:20AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,941
i bet you look super ga......oh wait
Oct 4 2011 3:37AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i prefer yoga pants. they show my ass better
Oct 4 2011 4:25AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
I can fap to that...


krew k-skinny are the best fitting "skinny" jeans I have found, practically the only pair of pants I wear
Oct 4 2011 4:29AM
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Dosh
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 14
i can't wear skinny jeans b/c my dick is way too big and looks obscene in a pair
Oct 4 2011 6:24AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 840
mmmmmmmmmm brb
Oct 4 2011 11:43AM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
Straight cut jeans man. LEVIS
Oct 4 2011 3:08PM
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dunesquirrel
Posts: 464 - Karma: 70
spot on. nicest jeans iv'e ever own look and comfort wise
Oct 4 2011 3:14PM
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