hahah I was gonna make this thread last weekend but decided against it.
short story: forgot to close my tab, went back to the bar, stepped on some guy with black earrings shoes, apologized, got made fun of for my apology, kinda got into it with them but we got seperated by the bouncers, after closing my tab I come around the corner and him and his friends are right there, I dont think they were waiting for me but once we locked eyes we got in each others face, I tried to push one of his friends and then threw a weak punch that hit him in the side of the head before they all rushed me, we got thrown out of the bar, I got dropped on the sidewalk, got up and apparently squared up against a guy who had nothing to do with it, so I turned around and went back at the earrings guy, luckily I still had one friend left at the bar and he pulled one guy off me, 2 seconds later theres 4 police in the middle of the fight, I get put in handcuffs and am bleeding all over myself, earrings guy trys to leave the scene but the police get him and arrest him and his two friends, I get let go and some randoms drove me to the hospital where I waited 6 hours listening to a meth addict that they found in a dumpster scream out shit that would make mike tyson jealous
next day, sealed shut and stayed that way for 3 days, I think it helped that I never went to sleep that night but still got pretty swollen. other than that just a bunch of scrapes and bruises, got kicked a couple times and my hand was sore from punching a skull instead of a face
but yea if youre getting beat with a bat in a drug deal gone bad then you prob win
