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Best Place You Have Ever Pooped

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Crooklyn_Aaron
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Off an abandoned railroad bridge into a river. Go
Oct 1 2011 10:59PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
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Oct 1 2011 11:02PM
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eljusto.
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on a waffle maker.
Oct 1 2011 11:04PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
BAHAHAHAHA

I USUALLY JUST SHIT IN MY OWN HOUSE. BUT IVE POOPED IN SOME PRETTY FANCY HOTEL BATHROOMS

Oct 1 2011 11:08PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
yummmmmmmmm
Oct 1 2011 11:11PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
toilet store
Oct 1 2011 11:12PM
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FearTheBeard.
Posts: 329 - Karma: 11
bathroom at a hostel in innsbruck. me and 2 friends took up the only 3 stalls and tandem dumped of epic proportions.
Oct 1 2011 11:16PM
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Mr.Burns
Posts: 30 - Karma: 15
upper decker
Oct 1 2011 11:16PM
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Bassage.
Posts: 512 - Karma: 822
toilet with heated seat, what could be better?
Oct 1 2011 11:17PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
on the lower saddle of the grand canyon, overlooking Idaho. shit was majestic.
Oct 1 2011 11:25PM
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TechnoPotamus
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in a bucket on the beach.

your mother's taint.

etc.
Oct 1 2011 11:42PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
In my friends bed. I got sick and took a huge shit right in the middle of his bed cause i didnt wanna get up. he was happy
Oct 1 2011 11:45PM
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penguin_steeze
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in my friends kitchen sink
Oct 1 2011 11:47PM
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seanahue.
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we had to do a ton of jumping jacks for conditioning this one time during football camp, but i ate panda express the night before and was struggling to make it thru practice anyway... about 20 jacks in i just turned around and sprinted through the entire team (i was in the front line), and tried to make a break for the locker room... i didnt make it... when i got back, all my teammates and coaches were like 'wtf?' and all i told them was to look at the handball wall on the way to the locker room and they'd understand... shit you not (pun intended), there was a splatter 3-4ft in diameter in a nearly perfect circle, looked like it had been fired from a cannon... it stayed there and dried for two weeks until school started, and even after the poor janitor got rid of the orange-chicken remnants it left a permanent circular stain in the paint until they repainted it the following year... i dunno wtf they put in orange chicken to make it orange, but its been almost 8yrs and i still havent eaten it since
Oct 1 2011 11:47PM
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Slone.
Posts: 103 - Karma: 303
rival highschools basketball court
Oct 1 2011 11:52PM
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ORDEAL
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A bathroom with a heated floor in winter. Amazing
Oct 1 2011 11:54PM
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bakedpow
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Oct 1 2011 11:54PM
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dergblerp
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There is a scientific ranking system for the quality of a poop, specifically outdoor poops. It ranks from one to five stars.

One star poop is an average poop.
Two star poop is one with a nice view.
Three star poop is one with a view and you see an animal.
Four star poop is one with a view and you and the animal make eye contact.
Five star poop has a view, animal eye contact, and the animal poops as well.

Now that is connecting with nature.
Oct 1 2011 11:55PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Behind a berm on a bike trail, as like 15 people rode by.


Best place I have ever pooped, worst pooping experience of my life.
Oct 1 2011 11:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51585 - Karma: 161,685
In the middle of my valedictorian speech. Really epic and slightly awkward. I just carried on like no big deal
Oct 2 2011 12:03AM
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.WALDO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 1,107
on top of a rock at the top of a small valley across from a neighborhood in clear sight... had to wipe with a rock... or 3..
Oct 2 2011 12:14AM
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Inb4 on a girl
Oct 2 2011 12:29AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
On a frolf course
Oct 2 2011 12:32AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
This summer I had a two star poop almost every day. most of the time it was on a high alpine ridge (where I knew it would last for a long time).

I also had multiple four star poops with caribou.

Best one though was a 3 star with a grizzly bear
Oct 2 2011 12:41AM
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THCfilmz
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Oct 2 2011 12:47AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
gym floor

strawberry patch

Ive pooed in some weird places
Oct 2 2011 12:58AM
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THCfilmz
Posts: 155 - Karma: 349
yes i pooped in mj's mouth
Oct 2 2011 1:00AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Grand Canyon Huh? Overlooking Idaho Huh?
Oct 2 2011 1:12AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Top of a mountain
Oct 2 2011 1:40AM
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StreetsOfRage
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I looked at this and thought it said "Best place you have ever popped" like popped pills.
Oct 2 2011 1:59AM
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Joebin
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I have a couple

Down on Lake Cumberland (If you know where that is) there is this place called the party cove. In said cove, way in the back, the rocks on the bank of the cove start to jut out over the water. It just so happens one of these cliff ledges has a perfect hole in it about a foot in diameter. When I found this, the first thought in my head was to shit through it, so I did, while about 100+ boats in the cove watched.

I also shit in my dick of a neighbors pool, and I must say, It was a very righteous stool.
Oct 2 2011 2:08AM
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dex.
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Oct 2 2011 3:08AM
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.AR6rider.
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I've never pooped anywhere good, but I have a friend who would get drunk and take epic shits in college.

Examples:

At a house party, kid throws him out for being too drunk/generally being a dick - he walks outside and takes a dump on the kid's windshield

When we were sophomores - took a shit off our third floor balcony at like 2pm on a football Saturday

Took a shit on a paper plate and hid it in the refrigerator at a house party

Upper decker at a house party

Permanently banned from the local Chinese restaurant for puking in their toilet while simultaneously shitting on the floor (yes, I am serious)

There are many others, I just can't think of any particularly good ones right now.
Oct 2 2011 3:28AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
In my pants........
Oct 2 2011 3:32AM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
my teacher's mouth
Oct 2 2011 9:15AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Into a crack in a rock, dangling my feet over a cliff in Wyoming... Think I still have a pic somewhere. Of the poop, of course.
Oct 2 2011 9:16AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
on a vertical rockface,
and also, not my best, but definately one of my weirdest pooping experiences:
in the sea (while swimming, i was drunk and had to "wipe" with seaweed)

Oct 2 2011 9:35AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
off of a cliff in a giant ridge in New Mexico during sunset. A shit I will never forget
Oct 2 2011 9:47AM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
I don't get it...Idaho is no where near the grand canyon..
Oct 2 2011 9:49AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

i lol'd

my best place is on the middle of the street and don't ask me how it happened

Oct 2 2011 9:56AM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
hahahahaha FUCK i meant to say grand teton.
Oct 2 2011 9:56AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Several years ago on a family vacation to colorado during the summer, my family decided to go on a small hike. Being the idiot I am, I woke up and went about my normal routine of showering, drinking a cup of coffee, and brushing my teeth. However, I neglected to take a morning shit, which in this case would double as my pre-exercise evacuation of my bowels. About 15 minutes into the hike, I get the tummy grumbles. Ten minutes later, I'm clutching a trail map in my hand (the only semblance of toilet paper I could find) and waddling down the mountain to what I thought was a secluded portion of the woods. It was probably the most relieving shit I had ever taken up until that time. What I didn't realize was that I had chosen a spot slightly above a smaller trail that connected to the one I was on a little further along the mountain. As I'm leaning up against a tree and wiping my ass, a small family had gotten close to me. I craned my head around the tree and made eye contact with the father. He notices the shorts around my ankles, looks back at his kids, and I can only imagine what he must have told his family to get them to turn around and walk back the way they just came.
Oct 2 2011 1:05PM
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arandomname
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Oct 2 2011 1:13PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Vatican

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Oct 2 2011 1:25PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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in my town there is this little swimming hole at a river where people always hangout. my friend chris and i are there alone for a few minutes before a few girls come and start swimming a little bit down stream. chris and i decide that we are going to go over and chat with them a little bit, but first i was going to drop this shit id been storing for 2 days. i tread water and pull down my pants to drop the turd 15 feet to the bottom where no one would ever see it again. too bad its a floater, and it doesnt drop anywhere. the poop floats down stream, heading toward the girls and chris and i look on in dis belief. the poop literally touches one girl on the ass and bounces off and continues floating downstream, and she never even noticed. we took no time to get the hell out of there, because that was too fucking weird. so yeah, i pooped on a girl. and she never even knew it.
Oct 2 2011 1:29PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
This is pure gold.
Oct 2 2011 1:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
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you deserve a ....
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Oct 2 2011 1:41PM
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B-runge
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hahahahaha
Oct 2 2011 1:48PM
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soulskier
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toilet that was installed wrong and connected to the hot water lines, damn shame they fixed it. oh how i miss ski school.
Oct 2 2011 1:53PM
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Ski.Ballet
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WHY
Oct 2 2011 3:03PM
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BootySpunk.
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Middle of the wilderness days from civilization.
Oct 2 2011 3:04PM
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