I have no idea what your NS name is but at the bonfire you said you would go the full BN and run around the fire if I made a thread about it...
...well, you did it buddy, not only did you strip down and run around the fire 5 times, in your drunken attempt to jump the fire, you landed on your side in it (now you know where the burns are from).
Here's to your birthday buddy!...as well as the first few scars to remember your freshman year at Montana State by.