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MAX AIR STUNT SHOW!!! (xxxtreme)

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mommy
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at summerfest about a month back, there was this super gay stunt show which indeed impressed all of the fat people at the fesitval. there was a giant carpeted run way with a little kicker also covered in soapy carpet. there was about a 20 foot gap to a big ass inflatable wedge landing covered in carpet. two poleless skiers with 160cm skis and a snowboarder sessioned the beast for us kind wisconsin folk. it was the gayest thing ive ever seen. there where two trampolines on the side of the wedge in which this pudgy gay man and a white rastafarian bounced on with skis and snowboards on. at the end of the show there was a small fire works display. it was terrible.

tinkpigers
Aug 18 2004 9:24PM
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uglysnowgirl
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Hey man, one of those skier guys is my friend, and a sick skier when you see him on snow, so stop hating.
Aug 18 2004 9:26PM
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mommy
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the only tricks throw where backflip with ugly tail grabs, failed double backflips, and a nice rodeo 5 which of corse got the least amount of cheers. most of the show was just pudge-fag pouncing on the trampoline with skiboards on, doing double backflips, and getting cheers from semi-hot teenage girls.

tinkpigers
Aug 18 2004 9:28PM
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mommy
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oh yeah? on snow, are his skis still up to his nipples and does he go poleless? does he still do the ugliest tail grabs ever?

tinkpigers
Aug 18 2004 9:30PM
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west
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MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY.




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...then fade away
Aug 18 2004 9:41PM
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SiverMike
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haha yea they were in bostons city hall yesterday my mom was like michael!!!! your skii jumpers are on tv!!! and it turnmed out to be those gay aerial guys.



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Aug 18 2004 9:43PM
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uglysnowgirl
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Well Mommy, I'm glad you asked. You should check out the video titled 'Hillier - wsi' in the half/quarter pipe section of videos, and see for yourself.
Aug 18 2004 10:01PM
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mommy
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christ. that was amazing. he didnt do anything like that during the gayest stunt show on earth. maybe its a differnt guy.

tinkpigers
Aug 18 2004 10:30PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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what part of wisconsin are you from? Wilmot is my home mountain, unfortunately.

*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...
Aug 18 2004 10:32PM
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uglysnowgirl
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Nope, same guy. He travels all over with that show in the summer, then comes home to ski all winter.
Aug 18 2004 10:38PM
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mommy
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i skied a lot at little switz last year. once at tryol, once at marquette.

^okay, so hes good, but the show was still super gay.

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Aug 18 2004 10:51PM
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mckeeman
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thats cuz all you wisconsin folk are fat bastards that sit on their couches talkin how much they love their trailer park



When in doubt...FSI


...fuckin send it


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work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Aug 18 2004 11:41PM
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mckeeman
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hillier kills


When in doubt...FSI


...fuckin send it


work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Aug 18 2004 11:44PM
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kjfreerider
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hahahaha hillier joined a circus? thats awsome



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dont get it twisted
Aug 18 2004 11:57PM
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mckeeman
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last i heard he was taggin some inbred carnie and had siamees midgets bastard child(s)


When in doubt...FSI


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work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Aug 19 2004 1:01AM
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*rkp*
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this is hilarious
Aug 19 2004 1:24AM
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hendrik.
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erm..i think i saw that on espn or smtgh...hmm
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Aug 19 2004 4:13AM
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alev
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there was one in boston or boston hills?

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Aug 19 2004 11:08AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
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Aug 19 2004 1:35PM
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mommy
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it was gay as hell. the people on the trampolines got more applause than the skiers. which pissed me off. what really SICKENED me was that the rodeo 540 got the least amount of applause.

tinkpigers
Aug 19 2004 3:32PM
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theoz
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hiller fuckin kills it mommy your a fag to land on that ramp is hard shit and hillers stopin sick rodeo 5'sw and even double back flips, have some respect htese boys are showing the big fat american of your gay country whats up, and hiller belongs in a circus hes the biggest circus freak i eva met he loves it casue he gets biggish american hoes to pose naked with his friends skis hahahahahaha in their hotel room and then they all play pass the fat chick.
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Aug 19 2004 3:38PM
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jksl
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he already said that he thought he was good, but said the show was gay, maybe you should learn to read
and on a side note, wasn;t the ulta-matum site suppossed to be up like a month ago?

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Aug 19 2004 4:14PM
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FUUUCK
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haha mommy youve become old news
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Aug 19 2004 4:19PM
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canonrider
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the dude who runs that is such a sleezball carnie asshole.... bald guy with a goatee, real fat.... it came to tornto as well and he tried to recruit andy stewart and send him to south korea on those things.... when he asked andy what he could do, andy said cork 9's, switch misty 9's... the dude looked at him and goes...'so can you go inverted and grab your feet?'

fucking dumbass carnie douchbag
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Aug 19 2004 4:25PM
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FUUUCK
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^awhaaaa??????????
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Aug 19 2004 6:05PM
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FUUUCK
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that was like woosh *moving hand over head*
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The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.


But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.


Aug 19 2004 6:07PM
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jibtastic
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whoever called mommy a fag is a fag. you big gay fag. you giant huge big gay one. not a straight one though, a super gay one. you fag.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.
' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
Aug 19 2004 7:07PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ perfect example of kissing ass.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 19 2004 7:10PM
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nothanks
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160 skis alright if ur not a real tall person, but there a bit small on those dudes




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 19 2004 8:22PM
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rk1080
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we gon rumble in dis ho
Aug 19 2004 9:10PM
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Newschooler45
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why is everyone sooooo damn ugly
Aug 20 2004 10:40AM
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albatross.
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i saw aussiepimp at grouse. I laughed so hard.
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Aug 20 2004 3:38PM
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chugLIFE
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haha
P.Crew WHAT

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Aug 20 2004 10:12PM
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hemlockjibber8
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ha james is in a circus whaaat. and his mom bought him a purple puffy jacket. its not blue man.
Aug 20 2004 10:19PM
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SkiRoundtopRules
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Whoever is responsible for this show should be punched in the face once for every person on NS...
Aug 21 2004 12:10AM
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