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P-JO
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So I heard this from a friend, and supposedly is true. So his brothers girlfriend, whom both live in Kalamazoo, Michigan, where this all happened, was babysitting some kids. One of the kids, a young girl, had a tremendous collection of clowns, especially located in one corner of her room where they were stacked high. When nighttime came the babysitter went to put the kids to sleep when all of a sudden one of the clowns winked at her. Somehow she kept calm and got the kids and went accross the street to call the cops.

After further investigation by the police they found a pedophile dressed as a clown buried deep in the clowns who claimed to have been there for a couple days.

Fucked up shit eh??




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Aug 18 2004 5:42PM
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Lateralis
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hhahahhahaha


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Aug 18 2004 5:43PM
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hhahahah ahahaha


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Aug 18 2004 5:46PM
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Insomniac
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Aug 18 2004 6:23PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha





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Aug 18 2004 6:24PM
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Lé.Skiing
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clowns are scary
Aug 18 2004 6:24PM
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danbrown
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hahahahhahahahahhahaha, why would he wink at her though, thats so stupid. and thats so fucken scary, i would've shit my pants if i ever saw that




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Aug 18 2004 6:25PM
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beefbud
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another bizarre story
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Aug 18 2004 6:26PM
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KingShit
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hahahaha, thats actually funny.



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Aug 18 2004 6:26PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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That's wack.



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Aug 18 2004 6:27PM
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404404
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fuck no man, i want to see the artical
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Aug 18 2004 6:28PM
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Lé.Skiing
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did you know that on E-bay theres a CLown thats haunted that it'll give you nightmares of a shodowey figure killing little children and another one where a possesed rubber duckey that tryed to kill a 2 year old baby... man i wish i had that rubber duckey i'd walk it every day and i'd be his best friend :P... lol
Aug 18 2004 6:31PM
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SchweitzerSki
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that is god damn scary. I hate the clowns even more now, that is fucking creepy but so hilarious at the same time.
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Aug 18 2004 6:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
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ya i know and another one of an ape gypsie stuffed animal that wanders through the night and turns off fans and the owner's dog is scared of it... oh yah and i cant forget the one about the doll taht moves around and stuff this chick bauhgt it in a garadge sale and it moves on its own and is always found in differant places in the house and the room its usually kept in is always warmer than the rest of the house
Aug 18 2004 6:39PM
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danbrown
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marty, where are these items you speak of? i wanna see them




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Aug 18 2004 6:41PM
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Lé.Skiing
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their on eBay type in Haunted and search in everything else... there there... but man the pidture of the hauted gypsie ape is the creepiest thing I've ever seen
Aug 18 2004 6:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahha but so scary...i would freak out then kick the guy in the nuts


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Aug 18 2004 7:02PM
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winterparksuks
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that is the funniest and yet most disturbing thing i have ever heard






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Aug 18 2004 7:03PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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that is so scary. that gives me the chills. if i was her i would go insane on that fucker with a knife
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Aug 18 2004 7:54PM
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Sharpy
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that is freaky shit, i always got scared thinking of people faces suddenly appearing in dark windows with evil grins on
Aug 18 2004 7:59PM
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mackinnon
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yeah really, i'd crap myself there and like, dropkick the clown in the face


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Aug 18 2004 8:00PM
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r5tommy
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another story about phedophiles looking at kids?? damn!

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Aug 18 2004 8:02PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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that monkey isn't that scary looking on ebay, its just the story that is scary
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Aug 18 2004 8:05PM
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Link Text
if this is the one ur taliming about heres the link



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Aug 18 2004 8:11PM
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InfernoHits
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thats quite strange, but I'm gunna go check that shit out on ebay
Aug 18 2004 8:17PM
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r5tommy
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^how scary would it be if the ebay thing was one of those things where a face popps out at you with a noise and scares the shit out of you

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Aug 18 2004 8:18PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^^^ no thats not it but that doll is pretty scary. i'm pretty sure its on the 1st page. the story is freaky not the monkey...its just looks like a stuffed animal to me
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Aug 18 2004 8:20PM
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alev
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i woulda kicked the clown in the face

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Aug 18 2004 8:28PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i'd rather smash its head open because its porcalin, and easy to break
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Aug 18 2004 8:44PM
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P-JO
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No, I think your missing the point. If she did something to acknowledge she knew the clown was there, things would have turned out worse...

yah first time I heard the story I had the chills, I was also drunk so its hard to tell.




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Aug 18 2004 8:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
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^^lol
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Aug 18 2004 8:48PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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i am now scared shitless of clowns
Aug 18 2004 8:51PM
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404404
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im going to sell my hunted seamen on ebay now.
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Aug 18 2004 9:02PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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hey marty what pages are is the clown and duck on?
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Aug 18 2004 9:02PM
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KillerMonkey
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That'd be so creepy if its late at night and all of a sudden you see a clown wink at you. It'd be like that Poltergeist(sp.). Clowns scare the shit outta me




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Aug 18 2004 9:04PM
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hahahaha thats some fucked up shit.
Aug 18 2004 9:13PM
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west
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Now I can't walk across my dark house to go to bed and I have tot stay here till morning.




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Aug 18 2004 9:52PM
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Lé.Skiing
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^^ lol i dont know but im pretty sure that the duck has already been sold cause i'v goine back ot get the story but the clown is called Haunted?Posessed?Nightmareclown or something of the same nature just search for haunted under everything else catigory
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Aug 18 2004 9:58PM
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kmo19
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holy hell. that just intensified my hate and fear for clowns. i dont think i will sleep tonight.
Aug 18 2004 10:08PM
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Narf
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FUCK, i knew that I sould have payed more attention to the left eye when i was putting the makeup on.
Aug 18 2004 10:21PM
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mommy
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id be scured shitless.

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Aug 18 2004 10:43PM
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squeakywaffle
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what the fuck
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Aug 18 2004 10:44PM
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redheadskier_chick1242
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that is incredibly disturbing. i already don't like clowns. creepy...
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Aug 18 2004 10:46PM
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Lé.Skiing
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out of every one tha has posted on this forum they all pretty much said they hate clowns
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Aug 18 2004 10:51PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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who doesn't? clowns fuckin suck
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Aug 18 2004 11:36PM
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lj5
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i saw it when i was like 8, since then i want to kill every single clown i see, the only clown that doesnt bother me is krusty the klown on simpsons if i saw anything like tha i would fucking kick that shit in the face and if i had a gun i would shoot it in the head utnil i wa sout of bullets, all clowns must die, and i hope youll join me america! help stamp out clowns vote Ben Fleming for president 2021. remember i am PRO clown genocide!
Aug 19 2004 12:13AM
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lj5
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oh i meant the movie 'IT' not the winking clown sicko
Aug 19 2004 12:14AM
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Lé.Skiing
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I havent seen it yet but i want to buy a posessed toy for some reason
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Aug 19 2004 1:01AM
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hendrik.
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wow...that kinda sent chills down my back when i read it...that some fucked up shit right thur.
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Aug 19 2004 4:09AM
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id like to say that my father is completely innocent of all these charges



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Aug 19 2004 7:02AM
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hucker22
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wow thats crazy shit danm
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