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Dumping multiple times a day

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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
is it normal? is it awesome (yes). does nature call anyone else frequently? what is the reasoning behind this mythical daily ritual?

somebody drop some knowledge bombs on me. no pun intended.


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i'm actually not, but i would if i could. /idiotic thread that i'm serious about
Sep 27 2011 4:11PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
*poop

and same
Sep 27 2011 4:15PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
Depends on how much coffee I drink..

Also, depends on your diet.
Sep 27 2011 4:15PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
aint nothing wrong with a healthy dose of shits per day.

im good for atleast 3 to infinite shits a day.
Sep 27 2011 4:19PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
I do- also I read alot while on the toilet-


my mom says one day my asshole is gonna fall out


Sep 27 2011 4:22PM
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dstriebs
Posts: 396 - Karma: 77
I love pooing. I think you are actually supposed to poop 2 or 3 times a day
Sep 27 2011 4:22PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
i wake up, shower, and by the time im drying off i get hit with a massive dump. like uncontrollable. usually i struggle to put on underwear so i can walk to the bathroom.

and usually, i have to give myself a good ten minutes to get it all out otherwise the rest will want to come out sporadically throughout the day. and no one wants that.
Sep 27 2011 4:26PM
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NTPJ
Posts: 173 - Karma: 8
i dump 2/3 times a day. I reckon being on NS has a large bearing on how much i poo though.
Sep 27 2011 4:36PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Once. Every 4 days. Bi-monthly
Sep 27 2011 4:45PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
i usually go only once a day, and its not unusual for me to go once every two days.
Sep 27 2011 4:49PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Sometimes i eat while poo'ing and pretend that what i am eating is instantly coming out the other end.
Sep 27 2011 4:52PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
me toooooo.

and sometimes, i play battleshits. which is when you drop a log, then use the next (and normally smaller) logs to destroy that first log. much like battleship, except with shit.
Sep 27 2011 4:54PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
your mom actually says that?
Sep 27 2011 5:00PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
high fiber diet mmm
Sep 27 2011 5:02PM
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Supergyro
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Yay! Poop thread.
Sep 27 2011 5:21PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
USUALLY JUST 1 OR 2, SOMETIMES 3. AND IF I GET TOO HIGH AND EAT A LOT THEN I'LL HAVE LIKE 5-7 THE NEXT DAY.

BUT I CAN ALSO GO DAYS WITHOUT SHITTING. MY RECORD IS 6 DAYS.
Sep 27 2011 5:21PM
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Caspaaa
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I went 5 days once after eating a ton of fiber one bars... i had never had them before and they were so good that the consequences never reached my mind until i was on the toilet 5 days later dying haha
Sep 27 2011 5:32PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
bathroom trips=excused break from class to go sit down and play on your phone for five minutes. while taking a dump.
Sep 27 2011 5:34PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
isnt your shitter in the same room as your shower? i dun get it?
Sep 27 2011 5:38PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
i go twice a day normally
Sep 27 2011 5:43PM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
It's only 2:45PM and I've already taken 3 dumps today... Or was that just 1 dump spread out? Hmmm.
Sep 27 2011 5:44PM
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soulskier
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Click for larger image but seriously, i dont keep track.
Sep 27 2011 5:46PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
shower in bathroom, getting dressed/continue drying off in my bedroom.

i never have to poop when i first wake up or while im in the shower, but by the time im changing, there's no avoiding it.
Sep 27 2011 5:49PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

haha i also do that shit( eat and think that it goes right in the toilet) and i also do it when i drink and peeeee

and i cant really play that game your talking about because i always shit everything at the same time, my game is more like shitting the longuest poop i can without having to cut it up with my anus.

Sep 27 2011 5:50PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
I lost so hard...poop thread 4 life.
Sep 27 2011 6:55PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37365 - Karma: 119,773
>mfw I take a huge shit.


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Sep 27 2011 6:57PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Lol I'm pooping right now
Sep 27 2011 6:58PM
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CassiusClay
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That's not how you play battleshits. You need a partner or a few. Each of you grabs a stall and the goal is to shit to victory. Awards are compiled based on loudest most disgusting shit taken. Tally up the awards at the end and pray you earned that gold star.
Sep 27 2011 7:00PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
is it bad that i go like every other day? take today for example after my morning coffee i got hit with the blow shits. probably wont have to go until thursday. lol
Sep 27 2011 7:01PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I also wanna hear from ns are your shits floaters or sinkers?
Sep 27 2011 7:02PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
depends. during cross country season i produce 2-3 medium poops a day. when i'm not phsically active its one toilet destroying dookie every 2 days.
Sep 27 2011 7:28PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51609 - Karma: 161,934
Nah. YOu should probably get that checked out.


I've always had a fast metabolism and I still don't shit multiple times a day.
Sep 27 2011 7:32PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I eat more than I should and as such I take a crap about 3 times a day.
Sep 27 2011 7:33PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
I think you are supposed to shit a few times a day. I usually only do once though I think.
Sep 27 2011 7:35PM
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Poundtown
Posts: 519 - Karma: 305
I don't know why but pooping at school is awkward, so I would always time my meals so that I would poop at 3:30pm when I got home everyday, and occasionally id take a pre-hibernation dump.
Sep 27 2011 7:47PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
i shit around 4-5 times a day because of chrons disease. its actually not fun at all.
Sep 27 2011 7:55PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
ohhh see i did not factor in the fact that you go to your room to get changed and whatnot. i normally just do that in the bathroom, explains my confusion :P
Sep 27 2011 7:57PM
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no_steeze
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i shit like once a day, 2 times on a fun day
Sep 27 2011 7:59PM
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Alpine3
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im so glad you asked....

im pretty sure my digestive system hates me. when i was younger (say 8-14) i only pooped like.. once a week. but when i did, i was on the toiled for an hour or two. could be because i had a portable dvd player that kept me really occupied.

but now im goin a few times a day. if i have a track meet, i'll prolly go upwards of almost 10 times in one day.. i think my record is somewhere around 8... tooooooo much. nerves man, nerves.

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Sep 27 2011 8:02PM
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chiefin
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you ever judge how high you were the night before by how many shits you take in the day?
Sep 27 2011 8:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i'm so happy this thread took off, i thought you guys might think it was stupid.

nothing brings bros together like talkin about trips to the porcelain throne. BELIEVE THAT
Sep 27 2011 8:17PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
My family thinks I'm weird because I go 2-3 times a day, so this is somewhat reassuring.
Sep 27 2011 8:41PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
haha
dumps during school are the best!! it relives all the stress
Sep 27 2011 8:43PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I used to live on a co-ed dorm floor with a shared bathroom. My room was right across from the bathroom. Nothing ever wafted towards my room. So, my favorite past time (I was 20-21 with a lot of freshmen on the floor [I found dorm living easier]) was to take a massive stinky shit as the freshmen came back from their classes. Go to my room, leave it open a crack, her some girls go in... and then hear them puke or start freaking out.

I was proud.
Sep 27 2011 8:50PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
i just pooped 4 times this Saturday.. Achievement unlocked?
Sep 27 2011 8:59PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51609 - Karma: 161,934
I don't know if I ever took a shit in school through all of highschool.


Maybe once or twice that I can't recall.
Sep 27 2011 9:03PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
my metabolism loves me.......i eat like shit and lose weight. So therefore, i poop upwards of twice a day. its quality. The bathrooms the best place to read, hands down.
Sep 27 2011 10:05PM
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masterhatin
Posts: 630 - Karma: 53
correct me if im wrong, but i do believe hearing when poo is exiting, it hits some kind of nerve which gives us pleasure? On another note 1-3 times a day, and HOW LONG DOES NS GO FOR??? i go in and do business, not in there fucking around reading, although i do enjoy making a few good moves with words with friends lulz
Sep 27 2011 10:06PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
I cant poop at school. My body doesnt let me.
Sep 27 2011 10:09PM
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Bro.J.
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I have an insanely high metabolism but I still can go a week without dumping if I want. Normally about 3 days. I don't waste my life on nature calling.
Sep 27 2011 10:11PM
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Stang*
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is it weird that i go at the same time like everyday? i need my thinking time...quality thinking time.

Sep 27 2011 10:58PM
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