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Utah skier girls

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JWoods
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Soooo I'm going to the U and I wanna meet some skilled skier girls. Where you at?
Sep 27 2011 1:31PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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pics necessary
Sep 27 2011 1:37PM
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JWoods
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For emphasis
Sep 27 2011 1:40PM
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GayWolf420
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They're all mormon and they have steel cages around their cooches. Don't come here.
Sep 27 2011 2:12PM
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STAUSS
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jwoods- jrevor woods?
Sep 27 2011 2:14PM
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JWoods
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Kind of, more like Jounger woods
Sep 27 2011 2:20PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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Sep 27 2011 2:20PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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lol fail Click for larger image
Sep 27 2011 2:21PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Yes!
Sep 27 2011 2:32PM
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ImNotARacist
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They are all snatched up. Come back next year!
Sep 27 2011 2:33PM
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smuggs
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deffenately no single chicks in utah.
Sep 27 2011 3:05PM
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GreenStezz
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Trever can't h00k ya up with some chicks??..................

Thought that's what older brothers were for................
Sep 27 2011 3:14PM
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skiingute
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You just gotta hit up the foothill apartments and holler at the hunnies. Lift lines and chair lifts are also great places to meet them.
Sep 27 2011 3:14PM
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Supergyro
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Mormons? No thanks.
Sep 27 2011 3:49PM
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blackbetty
Posts: 65 - Karma: 11
Willies Bar downtown off Main is always solid for some babes
Sep 27 2011 3:50PM
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404404
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I would also like to know about these "Utah ski girls", I have lived in SLC for three years and haven't found any. I have my own van!
Sep 27 2011 6:44PM
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WIllW
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Leave the van out of this
Sep 27 2011 6:53PM
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zagfan5
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Sep 27 2011 6:57PM
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BlakeG
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solid 2 comments^
Sep 27 2011 6:57PM
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Funnel
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Jane gives head on lift rides. Not to mention, she's a solid 7 so you're set.
Sep 27 2011 7:02PM
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stupendous-man
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quoting for emphasis
Sep 27 2011 7:07PM
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triebby
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Spot on. If you're interested in skier chick you should just go to CO instead. Everything there is way better than UT anyway.
Sep 27 2011 9:55PM
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jhackbeez
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save yourself some time and sexual frustration and get a fleshlight, im surprised one was not provided to you at the U
Sep 27 2011 11:01PM
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sneveTs
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should have gone to BYU instead. they're all over there.
Sep 27 2011 11:22PM
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Janky
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Mormons are freaky mahhn
Sep 27 2011 11:48PM
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E.Durtschi
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I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Sep 27 2011 11:56PM
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sierraskier.
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I saw an attractive girl with a UFS shirt yesterday...
Sep 27 2011 11:59PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
seriously. No need to bring the van into this situation man. uncalled for
Sep 28 2011 12:01AM
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Girays_Brother
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somebody, get this man laid
Sep 28 2011 12:07AM
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Utard
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We took them all already! Go somewhere else, I hear Colorado is nice this time of year.
Sep 28 2011 12:48AM
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djikstra
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The race continues!
Sep 28 2011 12:52AM
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RileySnyderPhoto
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Who's van is it anyway??
Sep 28 2011 1:02AM
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deleted5
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i actually did go home with a skier girl from co, its was actually sweet we woke up the next morning and she was one of the chillest girls i've met and we also talked about skiing for like an hour after.

cliff notes: have sex with a skier
Sep 28 2011 1:18AM
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JWoods
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Eyyyy I don't appreciate your bullshit comments, I just want some friends :( and a token girl skier too
Sep 28 2011 1:44AM
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Skibumsmith
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is it really your van?
Sep 28 2011 1:48AM
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I.B
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Yo dawg, ima let you finish. But ma boi Will, had one of da best vans of all time
Sep 28 2011 1:56AM
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ImNotARacist
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Yo we picked up a couple chicks at the sugar house liquor store the other day. A little hipster-ish but they are still warm. Leave your van unlocked and I'll drop them off today.
Sep 28 2011 10:25AM
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J-Evs
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a saw a few decently hot chicks skiing PC last year
Sep 28 2011 10:25AM
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J.DUKE
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the library is now pissed at me for laughing. thank you.
Sep 28 2011 10:48AM
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oil.
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i puke every time i see this
Sep 28 2011 11:38AM
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