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Bible paper

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RAEL
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the other day a friend and i rolled a joint with bible paper (without ink) because we didnt have anything else to smoke with at that moment. has anyone else done this and does anyone know how safe it is? it would be nice to know if i ever run out of papers or something
Sep 26 2011 12:27PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
wwjd?
Sep 26 2011 12:37PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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apparently thats the best thing to use, that and tampon wrappers.
Sep 26 2011 12:38PM
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Piste.Off
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I don't know but you're definitely going to hell.
Sep 26 2011 12:38PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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which is pretty fucked up, i wouldnt do that.
Sep 26 2011 12:38PM
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Brenone
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Did it burn your throat?
Sep 26 2011 12:39PM
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iSmokeweed
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dictionary paper is cool too.
Sep 26 2011 12:39PM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
Posts: 492 - Karma: 28
Thats pimp dude, you be smoking with jesus, woah
Sep 26 2011 12:45PM
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SkiThe603
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agreed.
Sep 26 2011 12:56PM
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Skittle.
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holy smokes!
Sep 26 2011 12:58PM
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Mitcheepoo
Posts: 61 - Karma: 28
Some ancient texts were printed on hemp paper, so it's au natural...
Sep 26 2011 1:02PM
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Fucktown
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Chemicals used in that paper are probably less harmful than the chemicals they put in actual rolling papers lol... just try not to use pages with ink on them
Sep 26 2011 1:10PM
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morpheus
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its fine bible paper is typically just rice paper.  the same stuff they use for comercial papers, its just a little thincker. 
Sep 26 2011 1:13PM
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henrytargett
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what do you think those blank pages are for??
Sep 26 2011 1:17PM
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iFlip
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win
Sep 26 2011 1:20PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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run out of paper--> apple pipe

 /thrad

Sep 26 2011 1:21PM
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chicken
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I just laughed outloud by myself in a coffee shop
Sep 26 2011 2:30PM
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Huck_Norris
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Well duh.  You can't smoke weed in heaven. 

Sep 26 2011 2:31PM
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RubberSoul
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haha
Sep 26 2011 2:33PM
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EC-Skier
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this
Sep 26 2011 2:53PM
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theabortionator
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n00b

At least you used the blank pages. Done it plenty of times in those sad moments. Mostly motel rooms because there are always bibles.


My friends were trying to tear the edge of an inked page and get the none inked margin. They honestly didn't know about the blank pages. It was sad


cool story hansel
Sep 26 2011 2:59PM
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steezeknees
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Shit man i dont use the blanks i use my moms bible and take em straight from Psalms.

Sep 26 2011 2:59PM
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Daph
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welp I lost.
Sep 26 2011 3:01PM
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RAEL
Posts: 252 - Karma: 23
I don't remember being that bad, but I just tore out some blank pages and stuck them in my wallet if i ever have a problem
Sep 26 2011 4:33PM
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pink_squid
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what i just do is peel the tin foil backing off of 5 gum wrappers. it works great. takes patience tho
Sep 26 2011 5:11PM
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steezeknees
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yeah or you go to wal-greens and spend $1.50 on some Tops
Sep 26 2011 5:13PM
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Big_Spence
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lol i thought this thread was going to be about writing a term paper on the Bible.
Sep 26 2011 5:16PM
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theabortionator
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if you've actually ever done this your fucking retarded.
Sep 26 2011 6:08PM
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theabortionator
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you're
Sep 26 2011 6:09PM
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Trace.
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Paper has bleach...you're gonna die
Sep 26 2011 6:10PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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thats wax paper. i really hope you're kidding.
Sep 26 2011 6:58PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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this thread is filled with lulz
Sep 26 2011 7:04PM
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LevelFour
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haha yeah dude its called a holy joint. i was at this bon fire thing and this kid was like i got not papers dude so this other kid was like oh hold up man i got a bible. this other kid over heard that was mad religios and was like hes not actually getting a bible right and i was like, yeah we need it to roll a j and then he walks down to the bottom of the driveway and got picked up
Sep 26 2011 7:26PM
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the.cheat
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idk dictionary paper burned the hell out of my throat when i tried. bad experience.
Sep 26 2011 7:49PM
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wait.what
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bible paper ain't bleached dawg
Sep 26 2011 7:55PM
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EricaMN.
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but which is it sir?
Sep 26 2011 7:57PM
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gustafari
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ohhh my yes!!! i love the 100 leaf packets of unfolded papers
Sep 28 2011 1:30AM
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MothaHucker
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never use receipt paper. iv gone there before.
Sep 28 2011 1:36AM
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steezeknees
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Yes or tissue paper, seems like a good idea until your throat is roached to shit.
Sep 28 2011 1:39AM
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Bro.J.
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The Lord will lift your name on High.
Sep 28 2011 1:45AM
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Supergyro
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Did you read it before you lit up? You sound like you could use it. /sermon
Sep 28 2011 10:07AM
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2_fadez
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hahahahahahaha
Sep 28 2011 1:59PM
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PON3
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He said it didn't have any ink on it.

And if he got the actual paper from the bible from the back which could be used for notes or personal thoughts, then that is kinda bad, I wouldn't do it and I'm not even Religious. But if the paper was just the same kind of paper as in the bible then no wrong has been done, so people need to stop being butthurt about it.
Sep 28 2011 2:37PM
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Boooshank
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Ahahaha.

I did this as a kid once. Didn't see a problem with the using Bible paper, but looking back. Should never have used Super glue to seal it. Ahaha. We were young!
Sep 28 2011 2:44PM
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Dirtyyy
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That's not what Jah said
Sep 28 2011 5:21PM
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jibnut
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Have some respect, dude.
Sep 28 2011 5:23PM
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Radio
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you will probably die.

no but really i here that its fine.

Sep 28 2011 5:24PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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Sep 28 2011 5:25PM
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the.cheat
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oh my god you were an idiot... no offense but really
Sep 28 2011 5:27PM
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Zimmerman
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respect for what?
Sep 28 2011 5:30PM
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Boooshank
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Yep, Idiot for sure.
Sep 29 2011 3:10PM
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