I think I have quite possibly found the most insane conspiriacy site ever.

bahaha

Right now, I bet you're like, "Oh my God, oh my God! They're real, they're real!" Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. What, did you actually think that humans were the only intelligent beings in the universe? Moreover, who the fuck do you think created humanity in the first place? "An intangible god?" No. "Evolution?" Uh, no. "Aliens?" Duh. BEST. PART. EVER

I called bullshit on the entire thing untill i read this then i changed my mind to like 98% truth. This mindfucked me, gave me the chills all that because this has actually happened to me!!!! no joke this is fucked. i was sleeping then only my mind woke up and i felt like there was some creature pinning me down by my hands and if i closed my eyes i could see an ailien type reptile and i was scared as shit,woke up in the morning shook it off, went on ns later that night read this, and shit myself:


Sleep Paralysis and the Fourth Dimension
When your mind wakes up from sleep quicker than your physical body, and you feel someone pushing down on you or "watching" you, it is a Reptilian (or other kind of alien) in the fourth dimension.

If your mind wakes up quicker than your body, then your mind cannot exist in the third dimension because your third-dimensional human body is still asleep. Thus, your mind switches to the fourth dimension and is able to experience fourth-dimensional reality.

Right now, we are in the third dimension. And, when we die here, we go to the fourth dimension (the astral world). The fourth dimension feels just as "real" as this, but the rules (Darkness's rules) are considerably different over there:

"The astral world is a 'place' where beings reside when they are not in the physical. The physical world is a 'place' where the same type of beings reside when they are not in the astral. The astral world is a complex place full of subtle entrapments just like the situation here in this physical world. In one sense it is far more deceptive than the physical dimension" (Amitakh Stanford, "The Spirit World").

Along with humans, the Reptilians also exist in both dimensions.

is the flying spaghetti monster on there?

"Right now, I bet you're like, "Oh my God, oh my God! They're real, they're real!" Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. What, did you actually think that humans were the only intelligent beings in the universe"

Sleep Paralysis is an actual, documented event. It has something to do with if you wake up before the cycle of REM sleep is complete then you may experience paralysis for a couple seconds or, in rare cases, for a couple hours. Still totally scientific.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH I LOST IT SO BAD AS I READ THIS:

Women
Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so.


read the whole article on women...

now someone complain about the hate against women on NS...

holy balls batman

have to post the rest regarding woman. its too awesome:

Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.


he is clearly gett'n none...

all I ever asked for was to be loved, and now I'm a reptile controlled maniac with the mind of a 4 year old? wicked.

haha, you want to deprive us from our time and resources and trap us in a relationship. evil being!!!