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I think I have quite possibly found the most insane conspiriacy site ever.

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anangrytomato
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http://www.truthism.com/

Be prepared.

You are being controlled by reptilian humanoids who have rewritten history and programmed humans to not actually seek truth.

All the planets are hollow, and there is an entrance at the north pole.

There is a sun inside the earth, this is why we have northern lights. It is sunlight escaping from the opening.

Our sun is actually a cube, it's just spinning really fast so it looks like a sphere.

I'm not shitting you.
Sep 24 2011 5:06PM
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Creator
Posts: 1914 - Karma: 87
bahahahahahahahahahahahaha'

i went on the site and read the part about reptolians and human species and shit my pants haha
Sep 24 2011 5:10PM
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Jaggy_Snake
Posts: 2287 - Karma: 1,418
itsaconspiriacy.jpg
Sep 24 2011 5:13PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
What the flying elephant fuck was that?
Sep 24 2011 5:16PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
that was soooo long haha i feel bad for whoever wasted that much time on that.... whatever that was
Sep 24 2011 5:28PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
i remember reading about this a while bad in the ns thinkers cult haha. i read through half of it serially thinking it was a joke
Sep 24 2011 5:38PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
That's hilariously terrible.

"Religion and science are simply forms of control that were created by the ruling elite long before you were born."
Sep 24 2011 5:40PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
I can just imagine the operator of that site in a completely boarded up apartment with a tin foil hat
Sep 24 2011 5:46PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
it all seemed pretty legit to me
Sep 24 2011 5:47PM
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Slippery_Gypsy
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I liked the video at the end with the newscaster with the lazy eye xD, that was some creepy shit haha
Sep 24 2011 5:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,450
It's true


Sep 24 2011 5:50PM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
That was.... Awesome!
Sep 24 2011 5:51PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
that quote about religion (let's omit "and science") is more or less true.
Sep 24 2011 5:51PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
hey your not me
Sep 24 2011 5:56PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 356
WUT
Sep 24 2011 6:02PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
oh shi- the aliens are taking over the thread!
Sep 24 2011 6:02PM
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
fake and gay

Sep 24 2011 6:42PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7506 - Karma: 36,370
PREPARE THE SPORKS.
Sep 24 2011 6:47PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
you broke the internet

Sep 24 2011 7:09PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
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this is what i see. WTF.
Sep 24 2011 7:14PM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
Your Ego

You have an ego, but you cannot turn it off. So, in this particular instance, you can use your ego in either one of two ways:

1.) Reject the information on this website due to the fact that you do not want to feel like you've been lied to your entire life.

or

2.) Accept the information on this website, and then use it to make yourself feel superior to other human beings.

^Check that out. We have wackos on aisle seven.

Sep 24 2011 7:40PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
.truth man
Sep 24 2011 7:47PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Didn't read any of it. Site layout pissed me RIGHT the fuck off.
Sep 24 2011 7:53PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
skimmed through the entire site, hilarious shit...
Sep 24 2011 7:55PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
ns thinkers cult?!!? i want in
Sep 24 2011 11:05PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
wutting
Sep 24 2011 11:09PM
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minihef
Posts: 813 - Karma: 781

"The dinosaurs were created by the Reptilians thousands of years ago, before one of the Reptilians' latest re-starts of civilization. The dinosaurs were used in order to scare off other alien races from coming to Earth, and also to kick out the aliens that were already living on Earth. Once the dinosaurs had served their purpose and the Reptilians had Earth under control again, the dinosaurs were disposed of (i.e., made extinct).

The dinosaurs were not (and are not) a one-time deal, and have been created by the Reptilians (and then subsequently destroyed by them) many times in the past. Moreover, the dinosaur fossils that are found by scientists are only from the latest batch of dinosaurs."

Apparently the dinosaurs were just planetary doormen/security.

Sep 24 2011 11:31PM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships...... I knew it
Sep 24 2011 11:42PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Now that I read this over and the big secrets out, I'm gonna get beamed up in my sleep tonight..... And this has to be one of the best quotes from the site man.


You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis. However, these are the fourth-dimensional Reptilians, not the third-dimensional ones--but more on all of this later.
Sep 25 2011 12:03AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i found that part to be absolutely hilarious. sent to my girlfriend
Sep 25 2011 12:17AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
Did this make anyone else think of the book 1984?
Sep 25 2011 12:20AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
nah, not really 1984 has three human countries and no alien overlords
Sep 25 2011 12:28AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
No haha, just read it and shit's just pic unrelated.
Sep 25 2011 12:42AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9217 - Karma: 5,399
hahaha i missed that part i guess. lulz ensued.

the thinkers cult is super inactive. i got the leader to send a mass message reminding everyone of it's existence but i guess people forgot again.
Sep 25 2011 12:50AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
Quality.

Their web developer got some serious cash for that site.
Sep 25 2011 1:57AM
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Rosso_Corsa
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http://www.timecube.com/
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Sep 25 2011 2:05AM
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Seriously.... No not at all. Poor George O is probably rolling over in his grave.
Sep 25 2011 2:28AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
oh my god...
Sep 25 2011 2:56AM
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alztar
Posts: 358 - Karma: 30
"You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis. However, these are the fourth-dimensional Reptilians, not the third-dimensional ones--but more on all of this later."

best bit
Sep 25 2011 4:58AM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 941

the creator is this guy:

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Sep 25 2011 6:22AM
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Aminada
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
daaaamn that was hilarious
Sep 25 2011 7:08AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
This makes me want to see all the top secret st00f hidden by governments.
Sep 25 2011 7:49AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Someone had bad experiences with women:

"Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity...Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them."
Sep 25 2011 7:56AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
LOL wow, ouch. This is horrible.
Sep 25 2011 8:27AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
okay, wat?
Sep 25 2011 11:14AM
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benJAHmin
Posts: 519 - Karma: 20
Mother of God.

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Sep 25 2011 12:40PM
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
The reason planets are spherical isn't because there spinning, it's because a sphere creates the optimum equality in the dispersion of gravitational pull.. The sun isn't a cube./
Sep 25 2011 1:04PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
this sounds like the kind of crap i think about on acid and laugh about once i sober up
Sep 25 2011 1:33PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
the fucks gravity? the sun is cube shaped you idiot
Sep 25 2011 1:35PM
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twsnow22
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 488
the video at the bottom..too legit..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Sep 25 2011 1:52PM
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james6345789
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i can't even believe how stupid some people are. the earth is hallow and we have a sun in it?
Sep 25 2011 3:22PM
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