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Best way to chug something?

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superuber
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Whats the best way to chug something quickly?
Sep 24 2011 4:55PM
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Inline.
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Ask Chug
Sep 24 2011 4:55PM
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cultrara
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have a hose coming out the toe of a ski boot, fill the boot with the drink
Sep 24 2011 4:56PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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don't be a bitch
Sep 24 2011 4:57PM
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AGOF
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raise drink to mouth, gulp quickly. or shotgun
Sep 24 2011 4:58PM
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.AR6rider.
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Step one: fill cup with desired beverage
Step two: drink said beverage quickly
Tip: don't start chugging until the liquid hits your lips or else you'll get a belly full of air and feel like shit and burp a lot and possibly throw up. I've seen many amateurs do this while bonging beers.
Sep 24 2011 4:59PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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just open up your throat and let it slide right in. just like giving a blowjob.
Sep 24 2011 5:23PM
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applejuice.
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i find the best way to bong a beer is to keep my teeth together so the beer flows through them. it makes it way easier to handle and i have yet to throw up.
Sep 24 2011 5:24PM
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Abc567def
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I know there is a sexual innuendo here somewhere...... I just have to find it....
Sep 24 2011 5:44PM
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applejuice.
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i'm fluent in innuendo.
Sep 24 2011 6:03PM
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Otter.
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open wide and let it hit the back of your throat, then swallow
Sep 24 2011 6:04PM
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k-fred
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go to if3 with a dress and no underwear, show your dick to the most people you can and win the best female performance award.

Sep 24 2011 6:10PM
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Abc567def
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gotta love a girl thats good with her mouth
Sep 24 2011 6:19PM
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Toasty.
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wrap entire mouth around cup

pick cup up with only mouth

dispense directly into gullet
Sep 24 2011 6:24PM
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.Emerson.
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I don't get it
Sep 24 2011 7:44PM
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Blurst
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Butt chugs like no other
Sep 24 2011 7:45PM
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I_Am_Mod
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beer bongs, basically you're filling your stomach directly its like filling a car with gas....
Sep 24 2011 8:14PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
funnel. (or as americans call it beer bong???)

attach a funnel to the end on a hose.
close hose end with thumb
fill funnel/hose with beer
raise hose to lips
raise funnel high (get someone else to hold it high)
open gullet (start to swallow)
down beer
feel suddenly really drunk


feel like a boss!!

Sep 24 2011 8:18PM
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yuck
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funnels and shotguns help a lot (more so for funnels) because gravity kinda forces it down your throat (sex joke is impending)

but out of just a glass or something, i donno. i have no advice. just drink it really fast and yeah. chug it.
Sep 24 2011 8:27PM
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ContaminatedBeef
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Don't forget to cup the balls.


To shotgun a glass bottle, put a bendy straw into it, bend the straw down, put mouth around neck, CHUG
Sep 24 2011 8:58PM
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Fucktown
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Best advice in this thread.

Honestly, relax the throat, and the beer should almost flow freely as fast as gravity will let it. Cold beer makes your throat tense up, so its alot easier to chug warm beer *or rams piss*

Sep 24 2011 9:02PM
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Big.L
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I don't know if you mean like what to drink out of or the technique, but if you mean technique just relax your throat, head back and take large gulps. It comes natural for me im not a big kid but I can shotgun a beer like no other
Sep 24 2011 9:10PM
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applejuice.
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best talent.
Sep 24 2011 9:29PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Another Good tip is take a deep breath right before than breathe all the way out
Sep 24 2011 9:52PM
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technique.
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you gotta boof it
Sep 24 2011 10:06PM
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Mr.Gaga
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What you did there I see it.
Sep 24 2011 10:08PM
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FerrisBueller
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1st step: learn how to open your throat and just pour it down.
2nd step: if in a can, poke a hole in the top rim with keys or the can's little top/opener thing
3rd step: chug away!

Alternate:

*2nd step: shotgun it.
Sep 24 2011 10:39PM
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northeast
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Quit being a bitch boy and boof that shit.
Sep 25 2011 2:33AM
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B.Aussie
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If you're chugging out of the bottle try and keep air flow between the bottle head and your mouth or it awkwardly suctions to your lips then goes everywhere.
Sep 25 2011 7:57AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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just do it. nike.
Sep 25 2011 9:34AM
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